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Joined 09-16-02, id: 268518, Profile Updated: 04-03-09
Author has written 4 stories for Humor, General, and Life.

Of fact and fiction, on choices of diction, it is my clear suspicion, I'm avoiding description.

My stuff is not synonymous with wine; it hasn't aged well at all. Nevertheless, I haven't got the cajones to be rid of them yet because I'm lazy and sentimental. My only advice is to check out my favourites; they're the real gems on this particular corner of the internets. Enjoy!

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Games of the Heart by starsprinkles9604 reviews
So you're a recluse with odd tendencies and a friendship that SHOULDN'T be working. What happens when those closest to you push for a change thinking it's in your best interest? Sometimes the ones closest to you are the ones who know you the least. New chapter,Chapter 29, is up**Earlier chapter edits continue!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 538,013 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/2/2021 - Published: 3/21/2003
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 4847 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Beautiful Mistakes by Sam Mariano reviews
Julie the straight A student may know what she's doing in college, but when it comes to her love life she can't seem to get it right. Why would she move in with her ex? When she accidentally lands a nanny job, it seems things are looking up- but are they?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 190,234 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,391 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 11/2/2004
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
The Boys by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
It's bad enough living in the same town as the hell-raising Ripkowski tribe. Marley McCown knew that sleeping with one was trouble enough, but falling in love with his brother? That's just asking for it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Of Money and Mouths by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Seeing the Forest by Jazzy Kitty reviews
From his ridiculously poetic name to his strong opinions, Lee Summerfield is everything Meg is cautious of. She's not looking for love, and neither is he. But Lee is the wildest card in the deck.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,218 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 9/17/2006
The Tutoring Contract by pinkshades reviews
Tutoring's never been this complicated, thanks to Wes McDermott. He'll ignore you, then charm you. He'll insult you, then ask you out. With little studying going on, all Amy wants is for Wes to pick up a textbook ... before she murders him with it.DELETED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007
Chemicals to Blind by Twisted By Design reviews
Colby is 17, cynical, and gay. After moving, he meets a girl who teaches him the meaning of friendship. Through her, he becomes comfortable with who he is and what he is, and finds himself doing something he never considered possible: falling in love.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,137 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/15/2005
An Average Story by Stormy Daye reviews
I have a disease: Average Boring Life Syndrome. Someone save me from myself.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,600 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 1/28/2005
The Parquet by NiceShoesLetsFcuk reviews
We've heard it before. A sexy ballroom dancer with broody blue eyes. An awkward schoolgirl who smokes too much. Lots of cynicism; lots of heat.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,204 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005
This Storm by Jazzy Kitty reviews
Zack is arrogant, mysterious, and he loves to irritate her. With him, there are always things left unsaid and under the surface. Yet when he leaves unexpectedly, Zack leaves a hole in her heart that she didn't know was supposed to be there. [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 163,049 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
Blogger by asgard reviews
The intertwining lives and words of eight teenagers, who are so different and yet so alike at the same time. No one is exactly who they seem to be. Very much a work in progress.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,741 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 7/2/2003
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The Joker's Flight reviews
Half-empty glasses.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9/5/2006
The Dying Breed reviews
Life in a clearcut haze.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Flicker reviews
Time toys with mortals.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Mazes, Mice and Something Not So Nice reviews
A one shot into a different perspective.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Complete