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Joined 09-21-02, id: 270910
Author has written 22 stories for Song, General, War, Politics, Horror, Love, Essay, and Life.
My Name Is Devon
I smoke lots of cannabis
I'm kind of a Dreamer
And a Thinker
My eyes are green
But my soul is blue
Time goes way too fast
But life moves way to slow
Love is for fools
but it's the only way to feel alive
Religion is for cowards
but with faith comes courage
The pen is always mightier than the sword
and so is the tongue
Have fun with life
cuz we all gotta die some day
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Easter Bunny by Psychotic-Alice reviews
A child killer was brutally murdered by two children (Seth and Misty) on easter. after the suicide of misty, Seth found out that Easter Bunny is back and wants more than revenge.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2005
A punk's first Kit by Anti Flag Shannon reviews
My first kit...I couldn't not write a poem about him...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2004
The Seven Signs of the Apocalypse by Find Your Own Light reviews
Quite a lot of people saw Bush's re-election as a sign of an Apocalypse. But that's only one sign of the seven...
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/9/2004
Give them what they want by Anti Flag Shannon reviews
This is a poem I wrote right after George Bush won re-election...it was written out of pity for some the people of the USA-the brainwashed people, the people who know no better...the youth who don't know better...
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2004
Jesus Was Gay by tofujunky reviews
Why would you think otherwise?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/25/2004
Back in the Day by Princess of Darkness 72 reviews
a song about how when people get older they criticize younger people for things that they used to do when they were young, and feeling misunderstood by the people around you. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE R&R!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2004
Cherrybomb by Stitch My Mouth reviews
A song I wrote for my band, kinda sounds similar to artist like Jack Off Jill and Babes in Toyland. Read if your interested.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2004
Kill the Baby by Stitch My Mouth reviews
A song I wrote for my band, kinda sounds similar to artist like Jack Off Jill and Babes in Toyland. Read if your interested.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2004
Oops by txredhedxt reviews
dunno if I like this one...it's kina wierd...please r/r
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2004
Get Drunk by txredhedxt reviews
dunno..I was bored...please r/r
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2004
Burn the Flag by Princess of Darkness 72 reviews
my feelings about the patriot act, george w bush and the war in iraq (WARNING: contains material not suitable for rednecks)
Poetry: Politics - Rated: M - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/14/2004
BS Father by blinkguy reviews
My thoughts on Christianity
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2004
The Fun Song by rap-sucks reviews
Sucks as poetry, but put to music it could be awesome. It's about getting stoned!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2004
Me and My Knife by Britani. G. Simone reviews
A story about a girls battle with attempted suicide and self harm. PG13 for a reason. sex references, suicide, self-harm, adult themes.Please review if you've read it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003
Reality TV by Woody S reviews
"A Little Cyanide To Sleep By"
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2004
A Painful Departure Via a 3rd Floor Window by Woody S reviews
"A Little Cyanide To Sleep By"
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2004
Which Came First? by tofujunky reviews
The chicken or the egg?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2004
Gothic Cinderella: Dark Ballroom by freakygirl69 reviews
Hey, we're Char, Amy, Kelly, and Tami of Gothic Cinderella! This is our 1st album! Genre: Gothic Metal. PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT CONTENT!
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 5/10/2003
Forever Crowned by tofujunky reviews
Is God overrated?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2004
Lucifer by Jessica Night reviews
The Bible gives no description of the devil. Perhaps he's a little boy, who grew up into a man, who is the reincarnation of something that found its way out of hell a long, long time ago... ON HIATUS.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 6/17/2003
This Boob's For You by tofujunky reviews
I love you, man. Not really, but read this anyway.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2004
I'm So Sorry by xKaty-Mystery-landx reviews
my apologies to devon...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2004
They are mine by JustForgetMe reviews
These are my problesms not yours...I really would like everyone to read this..I really want to know what people think on this one!.R&R pLease!...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2004
Blood in the Air by tofujunky reviews
My anti-war song. Criticisms/flames are welcomed - as long as it's not accompanied by stupidity.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2004
Night and Day by Happy-Platipus reviews
A way of looking at life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2004
childhood adventures by Ryan Rude reviews
an antii-war poem... trust me, in the coming months, you'll probably see more of these(sadly)
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2003
Let Me Live by tofujunky reviews
A poem written to respond to dontstayfallen's "Dead" - Yep, I'm a non-Christian.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2003
Oops, we did it again! by tofujunky reviews
The U.S. air strike on an Afghan village left nine children dead, and failed to kill the targeted Taliban suspect.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2003
On My Knees by EternalBlackRose-85 reviews
Song about loving someone who unknowingly makes you suffer.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2003
Amerika by A Perfect Circle reviews
First attempt at an obscure poem, inspired by the lyrics of Acid Bath, Dax Riggs writes crazy stuff. Friend gave me the title for it, fits rather well. Didn't really mean it to turn out that way.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2003
I Just Called to Say Fk You by Great White Snark reviews
Hard to summarize a song. Bitter and angry, just after a breakup.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/13/2003
Thinking by Impy-Miss-Manson reviews
I can't spell ,and I am thirteen ,strange yes? Also ,if you have read the Marilyn manson book ,long hard road out of hell ,I know some lines relate to that. So don't bash me ,tis just words.^.^'
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2003
Itching by Impy-Miss-Manson reviews
I had lice...j/k! No ,Though I was feeling a bit grotesque...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2003
Jesus Christ in Blackened Lace by Scion of Wrath reviews
A dark song more about unsatiated lust than love, of a dark idol millions adore.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2003
Peace, Luv, Empathy by Draven Valentine reviews
A poem from my teenage years.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Complete
Cool by Kittle reviews
About how cool drinking really is.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2003
Leave me Alone by Saturn-hime reviews
What can I say? I just...wrote it...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2003
Angel Hair by Nevoreiel reviews
For Kurt Cobain; February 20th 1967 - April 5th 1994
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2003
War by kamikaze899 reviews
erm.. like the title says, i guess... please read and review ^^
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2003
Savior of the Danged I changed the name by Listeningtothevoicesinmyhead reviews
This is what you get when you cross four friends, lots of time, a computer, and some ambition. Really funny. We wrote it when we were really bored. Just read and review. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2003
Don't Say a Word by JLF reviews
What happens when an ancient fairy tale takes on a very real and very deadly life of its own.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003
Red Blood, Black Rose by Chocolate Chicken reviews
Rated for the suicide theme. Please read and review.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/7/2003
Smells like Kurt's spirit by nny777slavelabor reviews
a song i wrote for Kurt cobain, based on his hit song "smells like teen spirit" for all Nirvana fans, please R+R
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2003
I hate perfect by JoyfullyStruggling reviews
I hate it soo much
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2002
Confusion by MoonPryncess reviews
This is my view on life right now
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2002
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360 Degrees
All about direction
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
Last Days reviews
What things might pass through the head of an elder in their last days?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Fallen Angels reviews
In these dying days only angels can survive...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/16/2004
Gotta Hold It In
About enjoying the recretional use of ghanja.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Published: 6/27/2005
Jumprope On A Highwire reviews
America was playing jumprope on a highwire...
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/13/2004
The One Winged Eagle reviews
An eagle cannot fly with just a right wing.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004
Instruction Guide For The Typical American reviews
The title is selfexplanatory
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Complete
How To Become Goth reviews
Written with sarcastic intent.This was not written to offend anyone except people who think they are being different by buying bondage pants and Manson shirts.(I added an authors note that contains "the f word" gasp)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2004
Confused reviews
I began drifting near the end, the last four lines seem like shite to me but I left them anyways.Please read, it's not really the same as most of my stuff, at least I don't think it is, but I'll leave that for you ro decide..
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2004
Toxic Mind Fck reviews
Jsut read it, either you like it or you don't,It doesn't really change my life at all either way.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2004
Media Lies reviews
Your trusted news lies more than you know.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2004
Mind Cemetary reviews
We all line up outside the mind cemetary.(wrote this when I was listening to rage against the machine,so somewhat influenced, ishj)
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/24/2004
Sour reviews
Everything tastes sour
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/11/2004
Love Is Dead reviews
If you dont get it I'm not going to take the time to explain it to you and yes I consider it a TRAGEDY that love is dead
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004
Friend Of A Friend reviews
My friend of a friend is as close to me as one would hold their most prized posession...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/2/2004
Bath In Blood reviews
Right before you die Take a bath in blood
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/2/2004
Russian Roulette reviews
Isn't Russian Roulette a great game?I think so, then again it is the reason i have a huge hole in my head, i mean uh, yeah
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/9/2003
No reviews
Not completely sure why I wrote it, I'm on a song writing kick today...anyways, please r&r
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/25/2003
Flock Of Sheep reviews
Basicaly about how people always following trends like a flock of sheep following a sheppard
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2003
Body Count reviews
My anti war poem
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2003
My Deathbed reviews
kinda weird Im not sure where the inspiration for this one came from
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/11/2003
Vampires reviews
A song about...vampires....
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/15/2003