Kallero
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Joined 09-21-02, id: 271198
Author has written 8 stories for Humor, Action, Humor, Young Adult, and Fantasy.

Yaaaaaaa...

Itsa me! Aka...la...r..a... forget it. I've got a couple of books up here that are REALLY old and I don't really work on much anymore (or at all, if you want to put it that way). Feel free to read the unfinished works, but don't get your hopes up on them. If you really like them and I get enough reviews I may start back up with them. (Though I doubt it)

Time for a profile update... Right now I'm having somewhat of trouble with ALL my stories... Haven't worked on tboo in ages (stuck on c4), everybody loved toag, but I'm just not putting out satisfactory work on it and I don't like where it's going... I may yet go back to it or rewrite it sometime soon, don't expect updates though. You should go read "Uhh..." (comedy) and "Blackbird" (action) which are new one shots, so they're probably lost in the confines of the index pages by now. I also might post some more TGIWUA occasionally, but don't count on it.

(NOTE: All work on all projects have actually ceased right now, but I'm too lazy to edit or remove the paragraph above. I'm working on something else called Ambitio that I don't want to put on fp. At least not yet. Proceed.)

Updates are most likely to occur on weekends, since that's the only time I'll have such quality work that I'm satisfied to post it up... That is, of course, unless it's vacation time, when there'll be updates at random.

Information of the Random and Worthless Kind:

Real Name: Kallero (Shh... don't spoil my fun...)
Birthday: Aug 18, '89
Music: Modern/Symphonic/Progressive/J-Rock, J-Pop, J-Hip Hop, trace amounts of various others (metal, classical, jazz)
Anime: Full Metal Alchemist, Evangelion, FLCL, Cowboy Bebop, Hellsing, Love Hina, Trigun
Manga: GANTZ, Hellsing, Love Hina, One Piece
Movies: Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Lord of the Rings, Dogma, Shawshank Redemption, Read or Die
Video Games: Storyline: Kingdom Hearts, Legend of Dragoon; Gameplay: God of War, Baldur's Gate 2
Currently Funniest Show: Perfect Hair Forever or Harvey Birdman
Random Self-Quote of the Moment: You know... You'd write some pretty wierd shit if your muse was Richard Nixon...

Links You Probably Won't Go To:

http://www.fuckinatorz.knightsandwizards.com/- A site generally associated with all my and all my comrades' comedic offspring, including more stories that this site won't allow, and some hilarious AIM convos whenever I get around to putting them up. 98 percent porn free.

http://www.freewebs.com/cbst - A site dedicated to one of my greatest fanfiction works to date, CB:ST, Cowboy Bebop : Star Trek. Leave your logic at the door.

http://www.myspace.com/Kallero - Yeah... This one's pretty easy to guess.

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Langley's Ark by child-dragon reviews
Langley and Sabreur are twin 'mancers in a world where magic and science collide and the skimmers on the high seas rule supreme. So hoist the sails, watch out for the undead penguins, and for the love of all things holy - don't touch the firebombs.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 145,646 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 12/28/2005
Magicademy by MusedMoose reviews
Arts Magika University: sorcery classes, elven professors, dwarven fraternities, interspecies dating, and magikal duels. It's odd, it's mildly bizarre, and it's a wonder the students get any studying done. It's college the way it should have been.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,782 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Complete
Will Save Us by Sir Heph reviews
A wandering feline alien, a dead-end comic shop owner and a mutant horicultural biologist have to all sorts of day-saving, and maintain some kind of control over their lives to boot.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 1/25/2005
The Ways of Magic by Maelan Peredhil reviews
Erm... Basically, an apprentice and later a wizard of the Adani Chapel's adventures lots of magic, lots of demons, lots of treachery and plots, and other fun stuff! People seem to like it, I am ambiguous... Judge for yourselves.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 261,364 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 4/11/2003 - Complete
Kyouri by gryffindorgirl713 reviews
Keira's life at school was hell. After a frightful night, she is now the mockery of the student body. Just when Keira thinks she's had enough, a strange encounter with a demon and an angel will change her life forever; for better or for worse.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2005
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The Edge of the Mirror
A short drama in which the characters occasionally say humorous things.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,332 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
Story 45
A pair wander around town high as kites, find a little boy wandering around all alone with a baby girl in a stroller and bring him along for their adventure. The writing was unfortunately hurried in some parts, as it was about three weeks late...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,217 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Wasskiwy Wabbit
The story of a horrible, horrible, horrible wasskiwy wabbit
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Tale 1 of Lusither the Bear
The story of a bear named Lusiter Simon Denethesiumus as he quests to quench his bearlike hunger.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Published: 2/10/2007
Project Coonskin Cap Alpha reviews
A collection of short stories by the man who's lost all semblence of sanity, proficient in over 162 forms of comedy, the King of Krazy, the Master of Bation, me. New Chapter: Cat Commentary (Think you know wierd)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005
Little Blue Riding Hood reviews
The adventure of extreeeeeme rebel Little Blue Riding Hood, on a freaked out island in the sky, in paralel universe number 372. Mildly gruesome violence.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/11/2005
The Government is Watching Us All Reownorized reviews
Peer into the mind of a raving lunatic consperecist, just like me!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 5/23/2003
Blackbird
Probably one shot. The tale of a ninja assassin who meets a deadly adversary on a routine assignment. Written for English originally, incorporates many fairy tales.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Published: 3/30/2005