"She turned me into a newt!"

"A newt?"

"Well...I got better."

Anyway, read my stuff (which will be posted here eventually), and hopefully you won't get turned into a newt.

If you want any more info about me, besides my amazing talent for changing people into slimy things, I'm 17, live in California (same place as my friends Vicki Vance and Prince of Mirkwood, go check out their stuff!), and have yet to write for a mainstream fandom or finish a long story. Someday, perhaps, I mean, you never know...

(Oh, and if you'd like a taste of the other stuff I can do, I've got an account on Fictionpress.com; there existeth my poetry and original fic)