Artemis Rain
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Joined 11-26-00, id: 27335
Author has written 7 stories for General, Love, Humor, Humor, Romance, and Spiritual.
I'm a Canadian teenager living in British Columbia. I love anime, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Crow, British Comedy, cheese, pandas and things that go "Boink!"

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Wife-Loop by Pollyanna Huffington reviews
Ox, it is the thing of dinner.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2000
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Suffer a Sea Change reviews
For some, death is not an end, but rather a doorway to a vast and untapped potential.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2004
Un Amour de Sucre reviews
A brief poem about the dissolution of a candy heart and the fleeting nature of sugar.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/17/2003
I was a Teenage Lesbian reviews
The innermost thoughts and images of a girl in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/8/2001
Temporal Distortions, Mathematics and YOU! reviews
Ever wonder why math class seems to take all day?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2001
I Had a Dream That The Moon Went Out reviews
A short poem about the death of a loved one.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/7/2001
What's Love got to do With It? reviews
I'm in an abusive relationship with my printer.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2001
Dreams of a Sasquatch reviews
Come take a magical journey into an unreal reality, where trees wear pants and nothing is as it seems...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2001