I am an 18 year old A-Level student from England, with an unhealthy obsession for Hannibal Lecter. I'm also a dragonkin/wiccan, sometimes an artist and sometimes an idiot :)

Other obsessions include Harry Potter. I'm a committed Slytherin, so no slagging the Greens in my presesnce. Star Wars - I'd be a Sith if I could, and the Discworld. Because Lord Vetinari is the greatest. You might occasionally find me with my nose in one or other of the Belgariad series, or Anne McCaffrey's Dragonrider books. And there's another thing - I love dragons. I adore them. Always wanted to be a dragonrider. Oh well, you know what they say. If wishes were dragons, all Pern would fly *grins*

Ferret is telling me that I've rambled for long enough. She merely started off as an interesting pen-name, after all, I didn't know anyone else called Screaming Ferret. Then she got smart... Screaming Ferret *is* me now, for better or worse :) She acts as muse, mental editor and is the one with all the Really Good Ideas (note use of irony). She's also good for an argument, and certifiably insane.

"Greed leads to avarice. Avarice leads to gulliabilty. Gulliablility leads to a balcony several floors up, a noose and a VERY pissed off criminal mastermind." Beware the forces of greed. It is very difficult to have your cake and eat it when your bowels are hanging out.