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Joined 09-30-02, id: 275165
Author has written 54 stories for General, General, Humor, Life, Humor, Love, and Romance.
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Jill's Gruesome Mistake by Pinkaminga reviews
An unexperienced chef tries to make chocolate cake, with dire results.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2005
rememories by negligible fictional force reviews
sometimes remembering gets painful, we all know that.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2004
SinkDweller by Pinkaminga reviews
she lives in a sink. she was in denial at first, but at last, she came to terms..
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2004
Holy Orgasm by DanWilson reviews
just like it says read and review please!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2004
SSDD by DanWilson reviews
oh yeah it explains my nick on msn but not me...its just a poem
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2003
ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK by Pinkaminga reviews
The product of my whimsical, violent, charming nature.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2003
Protect Me by morbid anger reviews
This is something about me and how much i hate myself most days... wah wah... ;_; At least i think that's what it's about; i wrote it a while ago. yeeeaaaahh... anyway, read it!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2003
atrocious by do the dramatic reviews
i geuss it's sort of like a song.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2003
Spoons Are The Way To Go - an essay by Teaspoon by The Spoon Faeries reviews
Teaspoon only got 9.5 out of 12 for this piece of brilliance. INJUSTICE! Anyhoo. Teaspoon wishes you, dear readers, will enjoy this more than her English teacher did.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2001
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gertrude reviews
are you the ghost of gertrude may parker? welcome to your elementary school!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/28/2006
the carnal sting of joyous overuse
writing folder #1 - response to: what do you miss about childhood?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Published: 10/1/2005
Ball Gowns and Booty Shorts reviews
the inner workings of the mind of a v. troubled and well-dressed young lady.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
the parameters of perfection reviews
i wrote this lovely thinger at work. my mommy likes it. :)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/25/2005
laura is my sneaky queen reviews
ms. laura/pinka IS my sneaky queen and that's all there is to it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/5/2005
TellTale Bones reviews
i found + fixed this guy up today, and i'm pretty pleased with him.. uh.. it. :)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005
She Was Lazy, and Now She's Dead reviews
for english, inspired by my pool when the water was green from wintery non-use.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/5/2005
An Unfortunately Stressy Ballad reviews
for english class. a true (embellished) story
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/31/2005
close the window! reviews
this is old stuffs i just found, but i v. much remember the night i wrote it. go me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/4/2005
the urgent napkin office poem reviews
featuring: my mamabean, steven romain's desk and sheepy (in that order)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/20/2005
you picture it crossed out in your mind reviews
i wanted it, "you picture it as the wonderful thing you didn't want to do" but i didn't have space.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/8/2005
skating in sexland reviews
pinka gave me a title, so i gave her a poem. we are productive girls. wheeeee!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/7/2005
the sofa knows what you don't reviews
oh, the red lust sofa :) yep.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/25/2005
pain vs pinka reviews
although we like boys and are not lovers, i do love the pinka vair vair much!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/20/2005
the cherry tree is watching reviews
well, yes. here it is. yay, for snow days.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/17/2005
fruit punchless sorrow reviews
pinka asked for it a while ago, and.. here it is!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/17/2005
my attractive owlfriendly friend, jillian q reviews
everyone else in the library was writing a poem and i'm just a little sheepy :)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2005
an xmus poem for the lovely paulessa reviews
my mama asked me to write a clue for paulessa so's she could find her coat! it was a lovely time.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/24/2004
outré reviews
outré: a : odd, extravagant, or eccentric in style or mode b : involving sensational contrasts or incongruities
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2004
death, indeed reviews
inspired by an unfortunate event chez the institution today. word up to pinka, and yer mama.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/13/2004
if i had a record player reviews
oh, the wonderful things you will find strewn across my bedroom floor.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/12/2004
surfacing reviews
inspired by pinka, named by sheepy. guess who wrote it?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/5/2004
ducks unlimited reviews
it's for pinka, because that's who i write this kinda thing for! yay!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/4/2004
glowstick epicenter reviews
i'm v. sleepy, and at the moment i really dig this beast.. we'll see what i think in the morning. gooodnight
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/17/2004
word of mouth reviews
it's a painting. i like it. sigh.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/10/2004
wonderdrug
old old old. found it in my room when i was cleaning. old.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Published: 6/7/2004
nightlights are for daytimes in dark rooms reviews
imagery poem for english. it's quite silly, and i love it. r&r because my hair is curly.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/29/2004
dial tone lies reviews
i'm not sure what this is about yet. i'll figure it out eventually.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2004
folkin' you up since 1990
a poem about the lovely ani difranco. i love her.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 4/28/2004
the ever sexy bagtown poem reviews
a poem i was FORCED to write for school.. it's kinda silly.. but r&r anyway, just because
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/26/2004
pseudogirl reviews
clm class sillyness.. ya know? crunchy sky and all that. (march 9th)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2004
eclipse reviews
eclipse: 1 a : the total or partial obscuring of one celestial body by another b : the passing into the shadow of a celestial body. 2 : a falling into obscurity.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/21/2004
in the aftermath of the blizzard of 2004 reviews
pinka asks, pinka receives. it's only 'cause i luuuuurve her.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/25/2004
A Letter From Clay Aiken reviews
a letter that i wrote to my friend gill.. for secret santa. because i'm cool.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/24/2004
muffin in the wind reviews
i was really hungry and i fell in love with a fruit-explosion muffin and started to sing.. in the wind.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/5/2004
partygirl reviews
gaaahh.. yeah. i don't do this often. don't make fun > .
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/24/2003
stroppy chicken dilemma
pour ma grand amie pinka, who asked me for a stroppy chicken poem. (i know.)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Published: 12/9/2003
The Revenge Of The Grapes reviews
i was eating these grapes in science class... this is sort of the follow up for the Cancerous Grapes thang.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/5/2003
The Cancerous Grape reviews
yeah.. well The Clinically Insane says her poetry is way better, but she's An Old Cat Lady soo..
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/5/2003
I Accomplished Something In PAL Class reviews
bored out of my mind in pal class.. decided to tune out and do something productive.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/15/2003
saturday night, saturday night reviews
holy life changing experience for jessie. dr phil, please write back!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/3/2003
When Love Bites reviews
ooooooh my, i'm tired.and my hands are cold. i dropped my sparkly lipstick on the floor. i'm going to bed.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/26/2003
i don't know it's not finished reviews
mutti says: oh my god jessie.. that's my marriage.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2003
Joe: The Secret Deliverer Of Funky Chemistry Tubes
life in chemistry class.. i don't know anything about it. ask kiki. pinka asked me to write about this joe guy.. i've never met him, but i'm sure he's great. (oh fo' sho' joe! go joe, go)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Published: 9/8/2003
The Story of My Eggs reviews
a heartwarming story, starring me and my over-informed little brother.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/24/2003
pocket story reviews
a story.. i like to keep in my pocket. r&r s'il te plait
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/24/2003
Fuzzy Biscuit Suicide reviews
pinka asked, pinka recieved. i know it doesn't make any sense, and i've come to terms with it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/24/2003
Words of the Mutant reviews
rollin' rollin' rollin', keep those prices rollin'..
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2003
Homicidal Love Bunny
boing boing boing boing... i love you!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Published: 4/18/2003
yay for writing on the bus
gah.. don't know. wrote it on the bus on the way to cape breton last year
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Published: 4/14/2003
Lobotomy Lament reviews
i have such a headache.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/26/2003
Ode To Ice Cream reviews
a lovely ode to ice cream, because sheepy wants to have an effect on the poetic world of poetry.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10/2003
Chains
Chain: something that confines, restrains, or secures
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 12/25/2002
break me
break: to separate into parts with suddenness or violence b : FRACTURE c : RUPTURE d : to cut into and turn over the surface of e : to render inoperable
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Published: 12/21/2002