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Joined 10-07-02, id: 278125, Profile Updated: 04-23-09
Author has written 32 stories for General, War, Life, General, Humor, Haiku, Humor, Family, Nature, Friendship, and Fantasy.

Age: 19, but really I'm 5 at heart.

I live in Canada, am almost done college and am planning to become an ECE (Early Childhood Educator). I love taking care of little kids, I love reading and I love writing. If you've read any of my stuff, I'd love to hear what you think, including constructive criticism :) Check out my store at http:///CuteCollections

some words to live by:

"eagles may soar but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines"

"candy is dandy but if you touch mine you'll pull back a bloody stump"

"if life throws you lemons, throw them right back and tell it to make its own friggin lemonade" (thank you to DD, one of my bestest friends)

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"

Yep, that's my life, pathetic as it may be. If you read PLEEEASE review, I've got nothing at the moment:)

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The Graveyard Tales by newshound reviews
How long has it been since you truly had to fight to survive? What would you do to ensure you lived to see tomorrow? In a world populated by the dead, what will humanity do to live?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 124,730 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 11/9/2006
Titanic: An Understanding by Ritsuka Kat reviews
A short essay on my personal view of how we treat Titanic.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
Tragedy Strikes Again At Ortona by Riv reviews
When a vicious crime is commited it drags a group of teenage boys into a mess and a mystery greater than he had expected.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 5/31/2003
Harry and the Quest of the Little Green Froggies by fluffy gizmo reviews
The Quest for the Little Green Froggies (hence the title), a tale of heroic deeds, adventure, mystery and scones. Including elephants, garden tools, cream teas, machetes, orang-utans and piranananhas. Comedy, humour and just a lil bloodymindedness.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,336 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 7/1/2003
The Calm Before The Storm by Crucified Sanctity reviews
Previously named Eye of the Storm. Spiders, Elves and stuff. Don't wanna give too much away so go on and read for the rest. Fixed formatting and chapters 2 & 3 are different now. Dedicated To Everyone Who Have Spurred Me On Over All The Years
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,335 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003
Journey by cosmo-queen reviews
Even in the dark, a little star shines.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 7/12/2003
The Thought by Rose in the Rain reviews
My insight into a killer's mind. How one can love and hate something at the same time. Remember, this is a killer's mind.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2003
This Old House by OriginalDramaQueenie reviews
Read and find out!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2003
Clown by h0l1yw0od reviews
A dark secret returns to a small seaside town seeking vengence. A story i originally wrote for college several years ago, updated and my first posting. Please R & R. Thanks.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2003
Why Do We? by Riv reviews
My only poem. it's bad. You have been warned!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2003
Genocide by Frankie McStein reviews
Refers to the holocaust. DO NOT read if offended by this subject.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2003
It's My World by XXiniquityXX reviews
It's the way the world is... sadistic... deceptive... What's your perspective on the world? What hope does your life hold? >>R&R!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2003
Hope in Life by XXiniquityXX reviews
Without hope... what would life be like? >>Please R&R!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2003
Titanic, that grossely over rated movie, in song by needaname reviews
A dumb little song that is good in my opinion. If you have the right tune, it's catchy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2002
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Legacy reviews
The son of a farmer and daughter of a noble are pulled unwittingly into a plot that threatens not only them, but their entire country, and they embark on an intricate journey that could save everyone's lives, or destroy them.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008
Christmas Tree reviews
A haiku
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Spectacle
The wonder of storms
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Sweet Slumber reviews
A short and sweet poem about the coming of evening.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
At the Beach reviews
A day at the beach, full of sun, surf, and sand
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Freshwater reviews
A quick poem about being in the rain
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Mortality reviews
A poem that I started at work when I was bored; about the passage of time, and mortality
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Olympus reviews
A poem I wrote on the plane to Disney this April, I got the window seat and I decided to write a poem about what I saw :
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Afraid of the Dark reviews
A poem about being afraid of the dark
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
From Dusk to Dawn
Another poem of course, about nighttime
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Springtime reviews
Another spring poem. I was getting sick of winter.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Visions of Spring
A poem I wrote a little while ago when I was crying about winter and thinking of spring
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Hold My Hand reviews
A quick poem I wrote about friends, actually after watching Winnie the Pooh lol.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Seclusion reviews
A short poem about isolation. Inspired by a photo.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Techno Sorrow reviews
The pain involved in dealing with a computer. I think we can all relate.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
One Day reviews
The swashbuckling life of a pirate and his hopes for what's to come
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
My Garden Walk reviews
A poem about reflecting on life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007
Seasons reviews
Four haikus about the seasons
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
All Hallows Eve
A poem about my favourite season, fall, and Halloween.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
April 14, 1912 reviews
A short poem about the Titanic.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Amulets, Bazookas, and Steve McQueen reviews
Excerpts from the life of Kelly Rosenberger, elite leprechaun hunter, and her encounters with her miniature adversaries. The first chapter was just something totally random that I wrote for school and I continued on with it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Family Is reviews
A poem about what family is to me.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
A Look at the Past
For my Writer's Craft class we had to put together a poetry chapbook. This is mine my theme was events and people from the past. I hope you enjoy :
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 620 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
The Compass reviews
Just a little haiku that I wrote for an assignment in my Writer's Craft class.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
A Pirate's Life reviews
Just a humorous poem about pirates. Please review! puppy eyes
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Among the Tombstones reviews
Just a poem I quickly wrote. Set in a graveyard.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
What a Night reviews
A poem about Titanic.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/3/2006
Unknown Soldier' reviews
I just saw the title 'Unknown Soldier' and felt like writing it. its kinda obvious what its about.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/10/2004
Don't Press the Green Button reviews
Just some weird story i wrote in English.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/11/2003
Being Short reviews
just a poem i wrote in English. its about being short. duh. :P
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/11/2003
A Tear reviews
Just my feelings.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2003
Nobody Cares reviews
just another poem about a girl nobody cares about.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2003