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Joined 10-13-02, id: 280167, Profile Updated: 10-12-16
Author has written 6 stories for Humor, Humor, and Romance.

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Random Acts of Storytelling by American Chimpanzee reviews
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 27,689 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2023 - Published: 9/28/2014
The Week In Tweets II by American Chimpanzee reviews
"Pack your bags, honey! I've just won the lottery!" "What do you want me to pack?" "I don't care, just get the heck out!"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 15,026 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2020 - Published: 10/21/2018
Everything I Hate by jsrrayburn
A poem in which I express, all the things that I hate, bother me or bug me.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 387 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2019
Thongs by heyraerae1127 reviews
Ever thought about how it feels to wear a thong? I feel like a confident woman.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2019 - Complete
Lost by zm reviews
Sequel to 'between aliens and younger brothers'. Brief summary included. Michael and Zac's spaceship crash lands in the jungles of Africa, stranding them with a troublesome Lucy and Ash.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2019 - Published: 8/22/2018
Addict by eeblackwriter reviews
Admitting that you have a problem is the first step to recovery. This story follows a person who finds that the issue he struggles with is less severe than he thought when he attends an Anonymous meeting with some interesting characters.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2015
Pi Day! by FictionFox'95 reviews
Happy Pi day, Fictionpress! Enjoy my words of wisdumb.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Complete
Bitch by TestSubject069 reviews
A haikou about no particular person for no particular reason. She's just a s@# ty b% &.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Complete
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Enter The reviews
A story for a friend.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2019 - Complete
I Don't reviews
I was at a very low point. Now? I'm just fine telling you to go f- yourself.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/9/2019 - Complete
I Didn't Kill That Dog reviews
...but I think I know who did.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/21/2019 - Complete
Dear I, From Me reviews
A letter written to me from... me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/21/2019 - Complete
A Dragon Is Born reviews
A dragon was hatched. Yay. But the dragon is an a-e. Not yay.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2019 - Complete
Clarence Keep reviews
A week of journal entries detailing my experience and the challenges of creating the ultimate, awesomest, most terrifying, and one hundred percent impenetrable fortress.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2019 - Complete