Scourge Of Middle Earth
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Joined 10-16-02, id: 281440
Author has written 1 story for Fantasy.
Ugh, I decided it was high time that I changed my bio. I read its predecessor and it was a wee bit sickening.

But I was young and foolish *pet-elf Legolas falls over laughing, but stops with a death glare from SOME*

ANYWAYS...As I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted, I was young and foolish back then, but now I have matured somewhat. *laughter can be heard from the closet in which pet-elf Legolas was locked*

I was born in Florida, but I have now moved into a middle-of-nowhere town in Georgia. I like Lord of the Rings, Gundam Wing, and burning flamers at the stake. (How ironic...Mwahahahahaha!)

My current obsession is: Yu Yu Hakusho. Duh! And of course, let us not forget my still all-time favorite: the great Captain Jack Sparrow! The man is still a bloody GOD!!!! POTC rocks!

OMG! Breakthrough! I have just come up with the acronym for a POTC and LOTR crossover! POTR!...- _ -;; Oh nevermind, it'll never catch on...*sigh*

My good friend, Gryphon Gal aka Kat-chan beta-reads my stories, and we will occasionally co-author a story, but we both have to get off our(and by our, I mean mine)lazy asses and actually do something.

Whee-hoo! I finally decided to do a little fic update section! Rock on!

Sabre: Dude, I just don't know what to do to this thing. I hope I can update sometime before I leave for college...Sad, I know...Like you guys really care, nobody reads my fics!*snort*

Now I leave you with a few choice bits of wisdom:

As a wise man once told me, "The man who said nothing was impossible never tried to push a revolving door."

"Hn." - Hiei

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face." - Johnny Depp

"Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have." -Unknown

"I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with."-Rodney Dangerfield -_-;;;;

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population." -David Letterman

"Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full. I say, are you going to drink that?" -Lisa Claymen

"That rose whip of his must be ten feet long. Where does he stash it? All the ways I can think of sound kinda painful." -Kuwabara

"So tell me, how does it feel to be in a constant haze of stupidity?" -Hiei

"Did you pick up that saying from a fortune cookie?" -Yusuke

Kat-chan: *wriggles into sight, bound hand and foot in iron chains* HELP! You have to help me! She's a maniac! She won't let me go! She forces me to proofread all of her stories and-- ERK!

SOME: *casually steps on Kat-chan's back and gags her with an old sock* Now how'd you get out of the trunk? *faces the readers, smiles innocently* You didn't see that. *grabs Kat-chan and hauls her off-screen*

- "We're mad, boy. Run fast and far while you still can." - Ed Greenwood, A Dragon's Ascension

Sabre reviews
The tale of an ordinary thief who becomes something unexpected. PG-13 for swearing. Please R&R!!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 11/17/2002