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Joined 10-17-02, id: 281892
Author has written 13 stories for General, Romance, Humor, Young Adult, Essay, Historical, and Mythology.

Pen name used to be Malebranche. Felt like I needed a change.

Everything here was written in high school, with the sole exception of The Dissolution of Adrian Rice, which is a new story I may or may not continue. In other words, everything here sucks...maybe even Dissolution. I guess Morgan's Chase isn't terrible, if you enjoy that sort of thing. They're neither of them completed though, and don't hold your breath.

Also, I have realized the only way to get readers is to write porn. But then I think I grew out of that already.

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Game Over by Aphrael reviews
Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2004
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Promise by Redeemer343 reviews
A gay teenager enters college, having made a peculiar promise to himself. But his life changes once he meets a womanizing sophmore (who vows to sleep with 122 women), and new, strange feelings in both of them start to bloom.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,645 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004
Dark Tomorrow by Redeemer343 reviews
A violent, city-wide zombie outbreak forces several strangers together to fight for their lives. At the center is Clive, a well-meaning teenager struggling to deal with the violent death of his father, and the mysterious man who saves his life.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,885 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Eavesdropping by Philip Ellis reviews
A young man overhears a conversation between God and the Devil.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004
and you said by somnambulating reviews
and I considered another man's cologne, in my lungs, in his bed
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/21/2003
To Bury a Poet by TheSeer reviews
Two teenagers meet at the funeral of a boy they both loved. Rated for mature themes.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/2/2003
The Artist's Tale by Alexander'sMistress reviews
Slash romance (but not graphic). Previously titled 'The Love that Dare Not Speak its Name'. Set in a fantasy world around the 18th century. Please review if you read it! Love, AM, x x
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,945 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002
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The Dissolution of Adrian Rice
He knows what love is supposed to be. It's just always let him down. So now he's going to kill it, for good. [slash and het] Warning for sexual and violent themes.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,371 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
You the Mourning and I the Barred Dove
O brother you in all your cruelty took my life and claimed it for your own, I made it foul for I am the bitter seed you had sown.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
A Game You Can't Afford to Lose reviews
He is a white knight in a game much larger than a checkered square.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
The Quiet Apocalypse reviews
Short story. The world ends. Nobody but Charlie realizes it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
Morgan's Chase reviews
Slash, 19th century America. The conflict of emotion and rationality, love and social pressure, hotheaded youthfulness and cynical maturity. Wrapped up in such complications, what chance do Morgan and Johnny have of ever understanding each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,380 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004
Scarring Isabella reviews
When the television speaks, she listens...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
Portrait of a Suicide reviews
There's a limit to how much life a person can handle. Depressing story, too true to life and desperate.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Complete
Apathy is Not as Graceful reviews
For the freakishly religious: this is an insane rant by an atheist. Just a warning so you don't flame me to death.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Complete
Sometimes I Want reviews
Slash. Angsty teenager runs away with a band and falls in love with one of its members. I could say it isn't a stupid cheesy story I wrote in high school, but I'd be lying. I guess it's better than some other versions of the same crap story, maybe.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Complete
The Trick is to Keep Breathing reviews
Short story. Slightly slashy. When you're a 29 yearold banker and you've had a total of five midlife crises so far, you know you're doing something wrong. Sometimes you just need to wait for someone to help you figure it out.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Complete
First Person Plural reviews
Slash, nongraphic. The identity question: when your mind declares its independence from you and your boyfriend...or is he hers?...is left grasping for broken straws.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Complete
Prometheus, Light My Fire reviews
Slash, short story. Alexander Martello is really apathetic. He doesn't care about his coworker, Daniel Locke, at all. Not one bit. Okay, maybe a little...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
Fake Rubies and Glass Diamonds reviews
Slash, nongraphic. Emily's a princess in her own head, but the fairy tale ending she wants is meant for another.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Complete
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