The Zaniakhide bio
Author has written 90 stories for Humor, Humor, Haiku, Song, Politics, Play, Essay, Fantasy, Life, Kids, Friendship, General, General, Fantasy, Biography, Western, and Nature. This is very, very old. I haven't updated it since 2006, and I don't stand by anything that I've written here. For current work from me, hit up |
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Time by cornered.sensations reviews
Ever wondered what it would feel like if Time came to you house?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2005
The Dance of Spoons by Ninja Commander reviews
Dance the dance of spoons!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2005
Australian Aboriginal by runestone reviews
This was a S&E assignment i had to do. Very breif and not in depth about male/female roles in Australian Aboriginal society
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2004
Marry My Skills by norman steve reviews
What goes on in our subconcious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2004
The Pan by Ciaran reviews
Peter Pan was never quite what he appeared (bit of a ramble)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2004
The Girl Next Door by ku reviews
Some parents are very cruel.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,043 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Complete
Does this amuse you, Peter? by obsidianknifebutterfly reviews
Possible spelling errors and grammar mistakes, but it was written out of love! Love for my dear friend, Peter.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2004
Peter by Anya-Angel-Girl reviews
A poem written about my friend Peter or thezaniak
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2004
The Ultramodern Corporation by ku reviews
A CEO is murdered in his home. His daughter walks out the frontdoor. She is covered in blood. Inside the house, Richard—an Arab exchange student—stands over the CEO’s body. Across the street, the CEO’s son quickly hides the sniper rifle...
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,902 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Complete
Differences by Chocolate Chicken reviews
A poem I wrote a while back, I like it and am very proud of it. Please R and R.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/23/2003
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Tubby had a bike reviews
A poem about the lives of two people from different upbringings. Has fish eggs.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2006
The Greatest Speech Ever Written! reviews
A speech which, with a few quick changes, can be about any topic under the sun! Rated K for "Kick-arse! Possibly the best thing you'll ever read! You can't afford to miss this!
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/9/2006
Daily Drabble reviews
Updated every day on my other site, here are my "Daily Drabbles" - 100 word, completely self-contained stories. 10 stories per update.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006
Women Have Rights Too reviews
A humourous absurdist play highlighting the feminist tendancy to focus on the wrong issues.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/15/2006
Trevor Jameson: Space Actor
A human acting in alien pornography attempts to make his way to the top, by going to where the big stars go: Planet Hollywood. Has the best opening sentence ever.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,823 - Published: 12/5/2005
6 Characters in Therapy reviews
The story of six characters, waiting in a forest, for the rapist. Oh, sorry, my bad. For the therapist.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2005
The Life and Death of Timmy Reuther
From his days in kindergarten to his saving the world from aliens, this play details, quite simply, the life and death of Timmy Reuther.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Published: 12/5/2005
Assignments reviews
Currently, my life is assignments. So I've decided to share them with Fictionpress. Updated whenever I do an assignment. Boring? Yes.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,630 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 6/13/2004
The Old man and the Weeds reviews
An old man goes out every day to weed his garden.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/2/2005
Mawwiage: A best man's speech reviews
A speech by a best man exploring the issues of love, marriage, commitment and life in general.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2/2005
I wish I could marry Christmas reviews
A poem about getting married to that holiday of holidays, Christmas.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/8/2005
Sam the Conqueror reviews
The beginning of a play about a small little man with a small little mind, and a huge ego. Rated PG for language.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/29/2005
Oil reviews
A dolphin dies after swimming in oil.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2004
Differences reviews
A poem comparing the genders and the different sexualities.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/17/2004
Australia: The 51st State reviews
A scene from a "Living Newspaper" style drama about America's actions in Iraq.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/20/2004
Lord of the Rings: The Musical reviews
Four songs about various parts of lord of the rings, set to the tunes of common songs.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/20/2004
Words reviews
Just a look at a few words and how they compare to ways of living. Written in the much dreaded "free verse".
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2004
Gay is, in fact, NOT OKAY reviews
A comparison of Namir Swiftpaw's essay on homosexual marriage and another opinion.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2004
The Objectification of Women reviews
A poem explaining why I have a certain viewpoint about girls, which some people may find 'insulting'
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2004
Looking for Alibrandi monologue reviews
PG13 for swearing. Contains spoilers if you haven't read Looking for Alibrandi or seen the movie. Monologue from a secondary character's point of view.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2004
The Oppression of Aussie Culture reviews
The beginning of a "Living Newspaper" detailing the oppression of Australian Culture by American Culture
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/10/2004
The Planets reviews
A poem about the nine planets being judged in a planet-judging competition. Set after the humans are extinct.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/10/2004
Red reviews
A poem about the colour Red, and all its splendour.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2004
The Tales of Johnny and Liam reviews
The beginnings of two short stories written for a competition. One is romance, one is suspense.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/23/2004
My Unfinished Works reviews
This is basically just an archive of everything that I've started, but never ended up completing in my life. Well, that's on the computer anyway.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003
Five Gold Coins reviews
A Commedia Dell'arte scenario about a cowardly man hired to protect five gold coins.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/14/2004
The Hand of Time reviews
The story of a man who returns to his home town after 20 years. Only first chapter up; the rest hasn't been written, and most likely never will be.
Fiction: Western - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/13/2004
The God Movie reviews
The treatment and outline of the "God" movie. Includes details of setting and characters.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2004
Short Character Description reviews
This is the short description of a character, and not, as you may think, the description of a short character.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/8/2004
Tournament of Minds Christmas script reviews
Our teams entry to the tournament of minds in 2003.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/8/2004
Two short skits reviews
Two short skits; an excerpt from a skit show that my friends and I wrote a while back.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/8/2004
The Truth about Lying reviews
A play about the benefits and downfalls of telling lies, and of how if effects people that you know.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/8/2004
The Chainsaw Bloke Haiku reviews
A haiku dedicated to those two boys of whirring steel- the Chainsaw Blokes.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/16/2004
Lithp reviews
Rated for language, this is a poem about a poor man suffering from a lithp.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/10/2004
My Friends' Christmas Poems! reviews
This Christmas, I'm writing extremely terrible poems for all my online friends. Here they are in all their terrible-ness.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 12/20/2003
Days of the Week reviews
A short breakdown or definition of each day of the week.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/4/2004
Children's Stories reviews
Some stories for Children. The magical adventures of Pixie, Fairy, Elf, Dwarf, Princess, and all their friends.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 2/1/2004
Angry Dad Haiku reviews
A short Haiku involving anger at my Dad. This is as close to angst as I get, so...enjoy.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2004
The Gameshow reviews
I wrote this for a Drama project...it's ranked under "Tragedy" because it was absolutely terrible. I hate it, don't read it.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/26/2004
A Complex Poem reviews
A simple poem about the complexities of simplicity. Or a complex poem about how complex simplicity is. Reminds me of Dr Seuss.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2004
How to say No without hurting anyone's feelings reviews
Basic instructions for those who have been curious as to how to deny a request without harming or mutilating someone's feelings.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2004
Experiments involving Cats reviews
Got a few minutes around the house? Using these simple experiments, you can learn things about cats that have puzzled the masses for centuries.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2004
Life, Jail, School reviews
A poem describing the similarities between life, jail, and school
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1/17/2004
A ManComputer analogy reviews
A poem pointing out the similarities between men and computers. Written for the 'gals.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/17/2004
My Limericks reviews
I've had a complete Limerick writing craze lately. Here are the 40 that I've written in the last 4 days. (Warning- some of them are terrible)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12/29/2003
The Facts of Life reviews
All the facts of life you'll ever need to know.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/27/2003
Angel in the Wind A Ms Millar song reviews
A song to be sung at my math teachers funeral. Fortunately, she's not dead yet. And probably won't be for another 30 years. Still, better safe than sorry.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12/27/2003
Dougher and the Meat Pie reviews
The story of when the Pie spoke to Dougher, and said for him to build a Meat Pie, with 2 of every animal.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/23/2003
Faith and Fantasy reviews
You look at a picture, you write a poem. My entry to Mutedfaiths poetry competition.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/22/2003
The Story Written By Peter and Sharna reviews
A paragraph-at-a-time story that goes nowhere, and back again. Includes a changing cast of characters.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/22/2003
Burn the Wiccans, it's Christmas time! reviews
A Christmas carol for the TRUE Christians out there. Celebrate the true meaning of Christmas by killing someone from an alternate religion!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2003
The Christmas Story reviews
A paragraph-at-a-time story about two Christmas trees living in a forest. Festive, and full of morals. What more could you possibly want? Blood?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/20/2003
Goodbye Butterfly reviews
A goodbye poem for my friend who is going to America for a month. Starring Chrissie, from "Chrissie and Ralph".
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2003
If I were a lesbian reviews
A poem about what a stereotypical guy would do if suddenly turned into a lesbian. Someone suggested a title, and I wrote a poem.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2003
Chrissie's Boyfriend by Chrissie's Friend reviews
The (completely fictional) story of how Chrissie met Ralph...the most romantic poem I've ever written, which says something about me.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2003
Title of Story reviews
Yes, the story is called "Title of Story". A story I wrote last year, and got top marks for. Copyright © Peter C. Hayward 2002. All rights reserved.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2003
Rubbins reviews
The Rubbin...what can I say? Watch out if you're walking under Pineapple trees.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/15/2003
Dinglebats reviews
A poem about the lovely Dinglebats...aren't they majestic? But keep them away from sunhills!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/15/2003
Ode to Brent reviews
A poem I wrote for my best friend, Brent. He's mentioned in about 90% of my OTHER stories.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/15/2003
The Troll Toll Collector reviews
The Three Billy Goats Gruff, from the Troll's point of view.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/14/2003
Formal Document reviews
A proposition for my school to buy a McDonalds Family Restaurant
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2003
HSHS Staff Big Brother reviews
When teachers go on Big Brother...written by Brent and I.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2003
Goerge Bush did NOT deserve to win! reviews
George Bush is a liar and a cheat! All the facts are revealed in this essay! If you consider yourself as American as I do, you'll read and review!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 10/30/2003
The Melodrama reviews
A melodrama. A confusing one.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
Birth, Death reviews
I'm in an odd mood. Again, not my usual style.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/30/2003
Vampire reviews
It's a poem I wrote about a vampire, after reading a summary that said "another vampire poem". It's not my usual style. I like it.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/30/2003
Romeo and Juliet Through the Ages Program reviews
Includes Directors Notes, Cast List, History of the Play, Shakespeare Facts and more!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2003
Everyone's Skin Should Be Turned a Sky Blue Colour reviews
Really, I think the title says it all. A "rationale" for school.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10/3/2003
Straws reviews
An extremely pathetic nonsense poem written to amuse my sister. She's memorised it. She's 12.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/3/2003
The GodDevil Letters reviews
Written...geez, about a year ago now. It's a series of letters between God and the Devil after a Pope is sent to Hell by accident. Only half written, never likely to be finished.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2003
An Unnamed Story reviews
This is a line by line story, with me being stupid and my friend trying to keep the story serious.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/3/2003
The Entire History of the Universe in 5 minutes reviews
Written by me, it is basically what the Title says.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2003
The Vegetarian Song reviews
An adaption of Mamma Mia about Vegetarians.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2003
Cliff Hanger reviews
A journalist is going to commit suicide as he can't find a story. Written when I was 9 turning 10.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/26/2003
The Superpersons Revised Edition reviews
My book, starring a superhero with a stupid name and his adventures around the universe. Only Preface and Chapter one will be on the internet.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/26/2003
When French Vampires Attack reviews
A Melodrama. A real one, in play form, unlike the story titled "A Melodrama". I can understand you getting confused.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2003
Cinquain Cinquains reviews
A Cinquain about Cinquains.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/21/2003
Dylan Thomas Portraits reviews
It has this name because I found the poem in an old English book, and it only had "Dylan Thomas Portraits" written above it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/21/2003
Pushmi Pullyu Haiku reviews
A Haiku about the Pushmi Pullyu from the Doctor Dolittle books.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/21/2003
Iraqi Poem reviews
A poem about the situation between the US and Iraq
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2003
The Blender reviews
A tale of a Blender swooping down and caturing its prey. Without the swooping. Or capturing. Has prey, though!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/6/2003
Country version of Hey Diddle Diddle reviews
This is a country version of a popular nursery rhyme
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/4/2003
Rhyming Poetry reviews
If you look around, you'll see a lot of "poetry" that doesn't rhyme. For the old fashioned people, here's one that DOES rhyme
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/4/2003
The deer dies reviews
A view of a deer's life slipping away.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/2/2003
Haiku Haiku reviews
A haiku about the structure of the haiku.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/2/2003
Lesbian Haikus reviews
Lesbian haikus. What more can I possibly say?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2003
Short Poem 3 by Peter reviews
A striking statement on the current state of society. Written in Free or possibly Blank verse.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/2/2003
Short Poem 2 by Peter reviews
A tragic poem about the death of a whale, and the peoples reaction to it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/2/2003
Short Poem 1 by Peter reviews
A short poem about realising the consequences of your actions
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/2/2003
The Superpersons reviews
This is the first chapter of my novel. It is 17 chapters in full, but only the first one will be put on the net.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/19/2002