Blake Wales
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Joined 12-03-00, id: 28336, Profile Updated: 05-09-17
Author has written 19 stories for Fantasy, General, School, Fantasy, Love, Humor, Humor, Life, and Friendship.

Updated May 9, 2017, 6:12 a.m.

NEWS: Life kicked my teeth in, and now I'm back, trying to figure out who I am and how to make something of my life in the time remaining. No idea if I'll finish publishing here or with a submission to a writer's house. Either way, it's me, and I'm trying to write again.

Real Name: My name was once Chris Walden, and I was repressed living with an abusive father for most of my life. I've seen and learned things nobody should have to at this age, and I haven't really had a normal childhood. Whatever you see published in my collection before 2015 is my old life, but still very much a part of me.

I have no idea who I'll be in the coming years, because I'm transitioning. If you don't care, that's good. We can get back to reading and writing.


For those few of you who are privy to seeing me link you my writing as proof that it's me, Salty Pretzels, we'll see where this path leads us. Thank you, Petrus, Peter's Wife, and Thor for at the very least expressing interest in seeing me make a return.

It's better than where I was 10 years ago, my last profile update. When life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back. Make pog juice or something.


Brothers to the end, Calcifer.

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Ascendant Heritage: Planesmaster's Legacy by Crauth reviews
The Heritage of the Ascendants. What are they, what do they do and why is everyone after them? (includes dragons)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 4/24/2005
Etherlinks and Dragons by Crauth reviews
In the not so far future, someone creates a dragon as the Perfect Soldier.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 10/18/2004
Dragon waltz by Crauth reviews
As the world turns, many changes occur. Dragons too, are not exempt from this...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 8/15/2003
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Origins of Dragons and the Night People, Vol 1 reviews
Humanity was nearing the pinnacle of civilization, commanding power over technology and magic better than the other races. Until a freak archaeological accident on an uncharted continent changes the course of history. Humans are turning into dragons, but not completely. Those in power use newfound influence to tighten their grip on the population. Cover art by Calcifer.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/5/2017
Vintage reviews
Desperate to find a drink in my dorm, I resort to the cheapest alternative...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Things on my ToDo List
A poetry exercise in class. Students write two lines, pass the paper to the right. Write two lines, pass. Continue for a few minutes. This is the result. A little offensive, but funny.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
The Dysfunctional Crossdresser Family reviews
Dwelling on the different materials that caress my body at night.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
The Day We Broke Up
I used to be a 2year addict of World of Warcraft. Now my muse is back, but the memories remain...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Rodniffyrg reviews
I've worn the same scarf with me for over 6 years, even during summer. My friends call me HP for it, and it has become my trademark.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Double Dare reviews
I take a bet to pee and poop in a cup and walk around a party acting like it's a drink.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/7/2007
Visitation reviews
Upon hearing that the silver dragon Calcifer Rauth was not feeling well of late, healer dragon Silverheart Asura finally goes through with a long-awaited visit to the Planesmaster's homeworld. A storm approaches on the horizon, not of Calcifer's control.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/18/2005
Paladin Saga, Part One of Three reviews
It has been 500 years after Doune Appenfell brought the Holy Order back to civilization. After a halfmilennia of peace, the stability of the world of humans and dragons falters. Sequel to PQ. Progress halted, unknown continuation.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004
The Pizza Hut Strikes Back reviews
The epic story of a starship captain and a songwriter, who must escape the clutches of the evil Pizza Delivery Empire. PG-13 for suggestive language. The short story version of a writing prompt my friends and I wrote in Creative Writing class. Plz R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/1/2004
The Letter M reviews
The transcription of thoughts during a silent moment. It's not hard to guess what I'm talking about. Read if you like.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9/2004
What you think you know about movies reviews
Can the traditional story of slavery be applied to anyone? See if what you read about slavery is familiar, then prepare to face the ultimate twist! The scary part is that it's TRUE!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/19/2003
The Last Day
A journal's experience of the last moments of the last day at school. At first, it didn't feel right. But I feel better now that I've written it.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Published: 6/13/2003
Dowty reviews
A poem honoring the best English teacher ever! May her memory live on in this poem even after she retires!
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2003
Paladin's Quest reviews
A fantasy world is torn apart by a devastating war, and the aftermath spells hopelessness with the Holy Order destroyed. Can a cocky ranger and a dragon salvage the fate of the world from the growing darkness? Currently under serious editing.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,173 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 4/26/2001
The Dragon's Quest
A follow-up poem describing the point of view from one of the characters in my fiction, Paladin's Quest.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Published: 2/20/2003
Night and Day reviews
Words of encouragement for the lost soul or hopeless life. Taken from personal experience (what poet doesn't?)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/12/2003
Don't Worry aka The Autumn Sermon
At a recent coffee club meeting, everyone couldn't read anything other than sad and depressing poetry. This poem is a response to each and a reflection of my philosophy.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Published: 10/30/2002
The Hour of Youth reviews
Remember how people say how the youthful think that they're invincible...?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/22/2002