The Lady Effie
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Joined 10-22-02, id: 284325
Author has written 13 stories for Kids, Romance, General, Young Adult, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Friendship, Love, and Fantasy.
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Hello. My name is Effie. (F.E. haha) Actually, my name is RachelElaine, but my closest friendscall me Effie. lol. Yes, that is what bestfriends are for! INSIDEJOKES!Ok, first and formost I shall tell you a little bit about myself because I like typing and I have some strange notion that people will actually read this. Anywho:

Well, I like to type. So, sorry if this is long, I'll try to be concisive. I am a (manly, rawr) pirate. If for some strange reason you feel like it, you may call me by my pirate name: Planks. I am also really quite obsessed with LOTR. (I have some LOTR fics, you can see them from along with some other fanfictions and poetry.)

Also, I am completely obsessed with fantasy and science fiction. Typical geek. ^_^ They are pretty much my entire life, besides my love for the Lord, of course.

Okay, ummm. To make this easier lets just do it this way:

Favorites:

books - LOTR (the whole trilogy), The Hobbit, Jane Eyre (it is the BEST romance novel EVER written!), Harrry Potter (all of them, especially the third), Goose Girl, The Princess Diaries series,all of Shel Silversteins poems, RobinHood,and many others that do not come to mind at the moment

movies: LOTR, Treasure Planet, Muppet Treasure Island, Pirates of the Caribbean, Popeye, Holes, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, all Disney movies (especially Robin Hood), Star Wars (originals, please!),and a whole bunch more

tv shows: Star Trek: the Next Generation, Star Trek (original), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Spongebob Squarepants, Looney Toons, The Cosby Show, Green Acres, Full House, Fairly Odd-Parents, and Dr. Phil

colors: pink and brown and green

food: pistachio pie!! and chicken and noodles! dinner rolls!

insults: Poophead, fourth grader, vomit-induced-sleeping-pill, acne-smothered-brick-face, bandaid-adhesive-puss-monster, barf-encrusted-jumbo-jerk, second-hand-electric-donkey-bottom-biter, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries, may a rash forever dwell upon thine bisep, crapface, jerkazoidal maniac, jerk, barnacle head, knucklehead mcspazzitron, poopface, midget-foo-fighting-sprinkle-snatcher, flea-bitten-moth-ball

Okay, I feel that I am really boring you now, so, I'll just write some summaries of my stories and leave it at that.

A Knight in Shingin Armor: This is a romance about a princess, Fay, who is an only child. She falls in love with the only man within a 100 mile radius of her father's kingdom who isn't infatuated with her.

A Friend til the End: Little Elsie has no friend and is often picked on by her peers. She developes a second personality that at first helps her to regain control of her pride, but soon goes carreaning out of control. (This story is rather dead and I don't think I shall continue it.)

Church Mouse: Katie is everything the world tells her she shouldn't be. She is quiet, tiny, Christian, and very unsocial. This tells of the persecution she goes through because of her differences. Along the way, she also comes across many other hindrances that make her question herself. (This story is also rather dead.)

The Snake Who Had a Lisp: A children's story about a snake, Harvey, who has a lisp. He is often teased by the other snakes, but gets a chance to prove himself to them.

The Sword of Rhan: Kestral is a simple country girl from the land of Rhan. Her father, a veteran of Rhan's past wars against the old tyrant queen, possesses a sword of great power. When the sword is stolen, Kestral and her father journey forth to retrieve it. (more later, plot still being worked on)

Well, that is all. Peace, Love, and Chicken Grease.

- - Effie (the Small)

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Days of Rain by Horizon Passage reviews
A selfish king kidnaps a naive princess and forces her to marry his youngest son. Little did he know the pairing was fulfilling not only their destiny, but the destiny of the planet. Please read and review. Chapter 16 is up, and will be updated again soon
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,657 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 11/27/2004
A Christmas Story by Lady Adri reviews
A cute piece of fluff. Read please, if you like it, there might eventually be a sequel.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,483 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 12/3/2002
Darkness and Serenity by Cookie2 reviews
An oddball story that involves a girl a guy and the idea that may change their lives forever. But when a tragic incident occurs, will it end their duet forever? [possibly updated
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,949 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 8/1/2003
Three Little Wishes by Eilani reviews
She lived to defy all the conventions of the “upper class” society, and didn’t believe in love. He was devilishly handsome, arrogant… and a genie out to get her soul. Too bad she won’t give up her three wishes without a fight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004
Silver Inscriptions by as of today reviews
Teenager Randee finds out the mysterious secret of a gift from her father while fighting her way through high school life as an outcast.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004
Close My Eyes by T. Riddle reviews
Everything is the same for Ashlyn in her small town. But then suddenly a new boy comes and everything turns upside down. ::COMPLETED::
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,473 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Complete
A Different Kind of Faerie Tale by Fantasychild007 reviews
Kind of like a guy Cinderella story from both pov’s and a VERY VERY different story storyline. (In a nutshell) What if Cinderella was a guy that was cursed, and princesses, midevil faeries, dark demons, true love, and adventure hehe
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004
Reborn by Sorcha Jade reviews
Life for a group of college students has not been easy. Some are part of the infamous party culture while others are desperately trying to live decent lives. What happens when people from both worlds meet? Will they be able to relate, or will the gap grow
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004
Truth will out by Reaila reviews
Years ago, she was lost to her people. Now, she must decide what she will do...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004
Slave to desire by Mesozoic Flower reviews
Syai is a young girl who has taken up slavery as her profession... Tiekkyra is her master and loves her.... Berylius wants her to play with.... Gisana wants her dead.... fluffiness and a ton of non-smut romance ensues.... PLEASE R/R!!! ARIGATO!!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,343 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 6/8/2002
Crush Come True by Jadii reviews
It's About Amy Who has a Crush... But it Seems It's Coming True~ Not Quite Done Please R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2003
A Girl, A Guy, Pink Hair, and A Motorcycle by goddess-shinigami reviews
The odd girl out, in a school where she doesn't belong, one day after a boring first period, runs head first into...none other then the new guy. What will happen between these two as they get to know each other, and themselves.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 7/23/2003
Gotta Have Faith by akane-chan reviews
A story about trying to survive your first love.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2001 - Published: 2/27/2000
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A Knight in Shining Armor reviews
Princess Fay is rather, well, conceited. Intent on having evey man in the world in love with her, she faces the harsh reality: not everyone is. What happens when she falls in love.. with the one man who isn't infatuated with her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 9/4/2003
The Saga of Walleye Wallace reviews
This is an epic poem of the fiersome pirate Walleye Wallace in all his swashbuckling splendour!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/18/2006
The Curse of Prince Garrett reviews
This is an epic ballad of true love, sorcery, and heroic battles.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/21/2005
Did You Know? reviews
This for anyone who has ever had a crush on someone, for anyone who's ever wished someone knew how you felt.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2005
Secrets reviews
Romantic, fluffy, mush poetry usually isn't my thing... or it wasn't until I met Jon. Warning: sappy love poetry!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/29/2005
A Passion for English reviews
This is a fantasy of mine: falling in love. I can't wait. This is very "fluffy" and maybe romantic. A girl falls in love with her teacher.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2005
Missing you reviews
If you like poetry... Just something I had to jot down after meeting an INCREDIBLE guy over the weekend.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005
You Might be a Geek if reviews
Title pretty much says it all.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2005
The Sword of Rhan
Kestral, a simple farmer's daughter in the land of Rhan, is about to learn the dark secrets of her country's past. Only with her father's help will she prevail.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Published: 8/9/2005
Chess Club reviews
Jen is a typical teenager in the 1940's. Perhaps typical is not the right word though. She's the school's best chess player and obsessed with romance novels. Her imagination is much better than her actual life though.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2004
Church Mouse reviews
Katie is anything but your typical Americna teenager. She's shy, tiny, and a Christian. She goes through persecution because of her differences and other hard times.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004
A Friend Til the End reviews
I really didn't know what genre to put this under. It's about a little girl who developes a second personality. What happens when it gets out of hand? Will Elsie ever be able to be normal again?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 9/6/2003
The Snake Who Had a Lisp reviews
This is a bout a snake who had a lisp. I know it's stupid, but I wrote it as a little children's book. You should still read it though, it's cute! r/r please.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/1/2002