Double-oh-Sneaky
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Joined 11-05-02, id: 290219, Profile Updated: 01-13-11

I'm an American female who is obsessed with books and who loves to read as well as to write. I'm madly, desperately, uncontrollably in love with my incredible boyfriend. We defy all odds by maintaining a long distance, long-term relationship across the Atlantic ocean, only seeing each other in person every few months. We met in a way that is so random and so unlikely that we feel as though we are Fated. I like books and purses and shoes, in that order. I attend a university full time, and though I'm only a semester away from graduating, I am still constantly amazed by professors who seem to think their class is the only class and only obligation their students have, and as such assign a workload that is both overwhelming and awe inspiring. I write often and I love it with a passion, but I don't submit my works to fictionpress- I've yet to pinpoint why I won't. Maybe I don't post out of some inane, egotistical fear that someone might steal my ideas.

...Clearly I'm humble.

Moving on! I'm currently working on a fantasy novel that has the potential to become a trilogy or quartet, and I enjoy writing poetry--I'm told my poems are very good, but you may disagree, as people have different opinions.

And finally, a quote.

No more be grieved at that which thou hast done.
Roses have thorns, and silver fountains mud.

-Shakespeare, Sonnet 35.

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Chaos Reunition by Raico reviews
The sequel to Sweet Miseria. "The problems were piling up fast. Kidnapped children. Me being attached to a Vampire I hated. My ex-boyfriend slash Alpha being challenged for his territory. And now my stuff was on fire. Great. Where's my gun?"
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,486 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 5/1/2010
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
House of Wolves by Evindell reviews
War was in the air. I could smell it. **Edited Prologue and Chapter I ONLY** **STORY REMOVED****
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,882 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Sweet Miseria by Raico reviews
There was always a part of me that wanted to cave in and surrender. Let the bad guys win. Give into the exhaustion. But I couldn't. Roles had changed. Both Alpha and Vampire were relying on me. And even if I shattered I wouldn't fail. No matter what.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 166,436 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Cupid's Granddaughter by GermanSam reviews
I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
At Last by Melody1 reviews
Ch 38 1-6-11! Brooke Merrin is dragged from the diversity of Wallace High to a stuffy preppy Wellesley Academy. She's left with no choice but to do her best to change the status quo.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,781 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 9/22/2002
Finding Heaven by Darkladyknight reviews
Yaoi: What would you do if some rich guy saved you from being beaten and raped? That if he took you back to his hotel, offered you everything your heart desired; a home, clothing, food? The only Stipulation is that you are to be his lover. A/N read please
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Advocate: The Last Judgement by Kitai Matsuru reviews
*UPDATED in APRIL* Sequel to Advocate-When something precious goes missing, it's up to the devil's advocate to find it, but behind the scene lies a deeper problem, and it's one that could destory the very foundation of their world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 593,770 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 12/16/2005
An Accident of Birth by Maura Dailey reviews
Morgan Fallstone's only a summer away from entering college when her parents get divorced, so why she agreed to spend it on a road trip through the sunny countryside of Britain with her mother to visit a family she never knew she had is anyone's guess.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Dearly Beloved by Beautiful Midnight reviews
When Matthew Grey transfers from London to California for school, his gothy looks and posh accent frighten the other students. Well, except for Sean. Sean just wants him naked. Permanent Hiatus.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 258,090 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Complete
Mating Habits of the Popular and the Petty by Myrika reviews
A certain prom night's events tore apart six friends. Loyalties splintered and love spoiled. Newcomer Jas Lindsay must figure out what really happened. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Advocate by Kitai Matsuru reviews
COMPLETE-Full summary inside-Matt, a sorcerer, is collecting talismans to destroy a demon. Sarah, a thief, needs a lot of money. Davin, a hunter, just wants to have some fun, but behind every facade there's another,and some stories aren't meant to be told
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 248,634 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Complete
Here's To Being Vicious by Prevaricate reviews
Here's to us cold-hearted kids, dancing in the falling fireworks and sipping from a whiskey bottle. Here's to life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2005
how to fall like a shooting star by crinkled aster ribbon reviews
all she wanted was someone to hold on to or just to forget.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Complete
Cherry Rose Ash by Faithless Juliet reviews
A cigarette hangs from his lips.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/8/2005
Surrender by ThatGirlInBlack reviews
And in this war of trivial lust, I fear I must...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2005
Will There Be Notebooks and Pens in Hell? by forgotten-magick reviews
rather stronge theme for some. if you don't have a sense of humor where religion is concerned, DON'T READ THE BLOODY POEM!
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2005
My Special Green Eraser by Saeo reviews
The result of an overactive imagination! A short and silly.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/24/2005
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004
Relapsa by Alyx Bradford reviews
Why I turned my back on the Christian faith, and why my heart is gladder for it.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/9/2003
Hearts On Your Feet by Sugar On The Asphalt reviews
[Hello, beautiful, and aren't you brave/you bear your cross and dig your grave like it's nothing.]
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/26/2003
Knowing by Winddance reviews
Very dark, very gloomy, very morbid.....
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2002