Here ye may see whimsical stories that please your lust for fantasy! You might also see poetry written on a whim that the readers actually enjoy.

And you might also see more arrogance thanks to her highness. But! the Queen is a generous soul (if she desires it) and will not punish you if you do not review. She knows how tedious it is, even though it is nice to recieve them. But if you flame her, be warned. The Queen does not approve of flamers, and will hunt them down. Well, she'll look at your profile and your stories and say, "Man they SUCK compared to me. What were they thinking flaming moi?!" Yes, she is self centered. But she has every good intention...sometimes.

Be kind, loyal subjects of the realm of her royal highness, The Queen of Hearts! And do beware, she can be rather testy. But she rules fairly and justly, which is enough for her subjects. And do not think she is the only person on this site, take a look at her favorite authors and stories! There are many other great writers out there, just waiting to be discovered! So get to reading, the Queen informs me that it is healthy.

And feel free to Instant Message or e-mail the Queen any time you wish! It would be her pleasure to share company with you.

Ah, perhaps some of you loyal subjects enjoy other things than just original stories. It is possible that some of you like things such as 'anime' or 'cartoons.' Well, this must be your lucky day! The Queen of Hearts happens to be an authoress on the original fanfiction.net! And here is the link, for those who are to lazy to or cannot remember how to use the search option: http://www.fanfiction.net/~thequeenofhearts

The Queen would like to thank you all for visiting her sacred realm. She truly hopes you come back to visit her again, she loves the company!

But for a final note, there is one thing that my lady can't stand more than anything else. Arrogant newbies that think they're better than any of the other authors out there, even if they just created an account a few days ago. So vile wretches, you had better watch out. My dear Queen has many friends in high places and you had better not try to flame any fic for no reason, it isn't nice.

This is Lord Leviticus, the Queen's most loyal subject, wishing you all well.

"Some complain because roses have thorns but others rejoice because thorns have roses."

Cheers!