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Joined 11-20-02, id: 296969
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, and General.
Well well well… it’s that time again… yup, I’m rewriting my profile, because the one I have sucks… not like it matters though as I’m sure nobody will ever read this.

Likes: stuff in general, Douglas Adams’ books, other stuff, the fluff that gathers in the pockets of my jeans, biscuits, chocolate, more stuff, Monty Python films, the word ‘cheese’ (I like the word because half of the letters in it are ‘e’, the word racecar (because it spells the same backwards) and yet more stuff.

Dislikes: bad stuff, people (I’m racist against humans), dust, the colour ‘magenta’ (I believe it to be the most useless of all colours, think about it, in nature how many things can you see coloured magenta? I count none.) The school bus, school, people contained within school (with a few exceptions, namely myself)

Favourite Bands: Aphex Twin, Radiohead,Tool, APC, NIN, Burzum, Mayhem, Emperor, Opeth, Slayer, Black Sabbath etc.

Most hated bands: Avril, Blazing Squad, pop in general.

Hobbies: I collect stamps, would you like to look at my stamps, please look at my stamps, oh go on, just a quick look, pretty please… enough of that.

Interests: Interesting things

Favourite books: Meaning of Liff, Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy series, LOTR's, Terry Pratchett books.

Most hated book: Harry Potter (grrrrrrrr)

Well there you go a summary of me… congratulations for reading, you truly deserve a pat on the back.

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Of Tetonya by Maiasaura reviews
Tanika is kidnapped away from her home and made a servant to a magical race. Love and secrets can be expected, but she didn't expect more kidnapping, added in with rebellion, conspiracy, and murder, plus much more that I could never put into words. R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,198 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 1/28/2003
The Mines of Europa Working Title by The Mad Dog reviews
A complex story, involving law enforcement, memory loss, and a secret in the mines of Europa.My very first fic here so I would like reviews.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2003
Malice Soul by Buster Blader reviews
On the war infested planet of Orrin a terrible plan of destruction is being created and only 1 sorcerer knows it. (Chapter 1, First story, Please review)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2003
Untitled by adpsyro reviews
Ha. Just thought the first line was too good to let go to waste. The adventures of a woman and the husband without a head...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2001
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Last Words
This is a dialogue for any people who have wondered what the topic of discussion would be inside a two-man Japanese suicide sub. (Not historicaly or politically correct) Please R+R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Published: 2/7/2003
What Will I Do Next? reviews
A suspense filled story about a boy in school that accidentily poops himself (second chapter is an alternalt ending created by my sister that is weird,scary and definatley should be read)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/25/2003
JEFFREY'S JOURNEY reviews
the first draft of my first story. Please read and advise hoe I could make it better
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2002