SILVA-eR
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Joined 11-21-02, id: 297487
Author has written 26 stories for Love, Life, War, Mythology, General, Haiku, Nature, General, and Essay.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

looks up*
Oh!! Terribly sorry didn't see you there..heh!! Well, anyways WELCOME to TiGerland where--

Director-- CUT!! CUT!! CUT!! THIS IS THE WRONG SCRIPT!!
Me: What?..oh..oops...
Director--GEEZ!!! THIS IS ABOUT YOU!!!
Me: About me?..oh..yhea okay..i see...
Director-- You got it?
Me: Yeah...
Director--Okay then 3,2,1--ACTION!!!!!

in screen with a forced smile*
Hello! I'm.. *turns page* a person..and .. I LovE to ..*turns page* read and.. *squints eyes* *moves script closer to face* *looks up at director* *makes a cut sign*
Director--NOW WAHT?!?!
ME: *looking ashamed* I-I can't read that word..i-i-i-t's too small...
Director-- GEeeZ! *grabs paper and looks at it* *can't read it too* WHO TYPED THIS THING?!?! *squints* it says write.. now go back there and keep on going!!
Me: Y-y-es sir..*faces camera with a half smile* I like to read and *squints* *looks at director*
Director: *mouths write*
Me: r-r-r-write...and I LOVE *turns page* Tigers! cause THEY ...rock!! *turns page* n roll! And.. *squints* SiLver RULES *turns page* TOO! Thank you for joinin us today..*throws away script* *smiles as screen* Now please PLEASE reaD somethinG BELOW!! AND Review!! THANkS!!
Director-- THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!! THAT'S IT !! You'RE FIRED!!
Me: YOU CAN'T FIRE ME!! BECAUSE I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: You can't ! Because I fired you!!
Me: NO I QUITED FIRST!!
DIrector: I have PROOF!! The camera was still on while we was talking!
Me: *eyes widens* *turns to camera man* SHUT THE CAMERA!!
Camera man: *eyes widened with fear*
* screen turns black... *
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Warning: SiLVa-er is very weird, and crazy, so if you can't take weird and crazy stories, then don't read anything below, thankyou for joining us today, goodbye!

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The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7254 - Favs: 6,300 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
A Forced Rooming: Kate and Matt by iLuvHawkeye reviews
A girl has to room with a hot, sexy guy she can't stand. I AM SO BACK! THIS SEGMENT IS NOW FINISHED!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 83,258 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4212 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
In the Life of an Angsty Goth by Chevira Lowe reviews
Because y'know? Life just isn't that bloody hard. (Please note. If you're offended by this, I'm probably offended by you. So call it even, nya)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/20/2004
Just Another Girl by CheDe reviews
*Finish* If loving somebody means the possibility of getting hurt would you risk it? What if the person who was going to get hurt most in the end wasn't you, but the one you love...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,235 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Complete
A Poem A Day by tofujunky reviews
Who needs therapy, when we have poetry?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2003
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He opened My eyes reviews
PEOPLE WHO ARE SUICIDAL. PLEASE GIVE THIS STORY A CHANCE. FINISHED AND REVISED!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004
Smile reviews
Erm... it sounds good? hahahh
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/1/2004
What I Hear On the RAdio reviews
Somethin i wrote.. its.. weird... but i like it :-D
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/26/2004
Blind? reviews
...she's blind...but she's not.. confused if reality were her dreams, or the dreams reality?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/24/2004
Til You Learn reviews
A curious girl one day let her curiousity take over forgetting the saying..curiousity killed the cat
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 4/10/2003
InspireD by JusT ONe EMail reviews
uhm... this is a true story... nd... it was ritten so the highskool i want to go to would pity me and let me in lol... I LIKE THIS ESSAY! SO PLZ CRITCIZE ALL U WANT! I WONT B OFFEDED! THANKS! PEACE NOW!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/4/2003
DoVeS reviews
READ! OR NOT!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/4/2003
Its Gone reviews
Yeah..this is weird...i keep writin weird poems these days... but...anyhoo... if u wanna...u can...check it out... if u dont... then... scroll down...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/3/2003
Angels From Above reviews
ANgels. From. Above. ...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/30/2003
PrOTeCt reviews
Let's see : Let us see... ahhhh ( in a not screamin way) ... well anyways... this poEM is bout...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/16/2003
HUSH reviews
When you HUSH for once, you can actually hear and see beautiful things...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/16/2003
Alive reviews
...can u really get the meaning behind this?...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7/31/2003
Petals reviews
erm...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/30/2003
Caught reviews
HA ha, sorry, but this is inspired by my *gags* sister...har har har...its funni to me, cause u don't know my sister, anyways, if u want to, check it out, if u don't, pass on...no prob wit me.. :) I'm just puttin this on for fun...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/30/2003
Repeating Forever? reviews
Don't know how to summarize this...just that..if you understand it..great! if you don't..u get to flame...but tell what's wrong first..does that make sense?..=)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/28/2003
SnOwFlAkes reviews
well, I wrote this...when I was ... in 5th grade...and...well, it's not that good...but, if you really want to know...it's bout..and old man...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/3/2003
ReGreT reviews
...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/2/2003
Again, and Again reviews
hmm...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/30/2003
SeLf FiSh reviews
this poem might be kinda HaRsh for some people, so i warn yah...if you think you can't handle...harsh...things...please don't read this...thanks...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/26/2003
An Innocent TEar reviews
An innocent tear...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/7/2003
Life is Like a Game reviews
Life is like a game...are you going to win? Or are you going to loose?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/5/2003
Two Different Paths reviews
Two different paths, mine turns right, yours turn right.....=D PLEASe R AND R!! =D
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/1/2003
Why? Why? Why? reviews
This Iraq kid's point of view..
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/9/2003
Not anymore reviews
Thought, but was wrong
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2003
Hide in Dark reviews
About a gir l......
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2003
He and You reviews
They don't see the sparks that blooms in the air between them, but I do..=)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2003