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Joined 11-21-02, id: 297601
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, Action, and General.
NEWSFLASH: 2/12/03: I have removed "Click" from my archives. It was simply too controversial, and I don't think that most people understood it. Thanks to those who did, and to those who understood that I wasn't really writing what I was used to. Expect more of "The Prower of One" soon; I've just been too busy with my comics to write. I'll get back on it, don't worry...


Sonic author, humorist, and tough critic!

Fifteen years old, and living in eastern Massachusetts, I'm a writer, but more than that, a major reviewer! I will not flame anybody, but if I do not like your story, I will tell you exactly why. Most reasons will have to do with poor grammar, lack of plot, or overuse of a particular theme. I am also not particuarly fond of scripts that use purely random humor. In regard to yaoi and other intimate stories... these are generally uncreative, so they have to be particularly excellent to get a good rating. I have read some good ones, however.

Write a strong story with a consistent plot and you may get on my good side. Then you will recieve a shining gold five-star review and be admitted to my favorites list! What an honor! A warning, however... your story must be truly good to achieve this goal.

Think I'm a narcissistic jerk? Think that I don't care about your feelings? Think that my reasons for not liking your stuff are unjustified? Then e-mail me, or contact me on IM; I'm almost always on, though you'll often get my away message. Yet another warning: I do not tolerate unjustified flaming myself, and excessive swearing or unprovoked flaming will lead to you being blocked and your e-mails being dumped into my SPAM bin.

Everybody loves me, right? :-)

I am always waiting for reviews on my own material. Please do read and review the few stories that I do have up.

My newest review system is based on:

Plot (the story's point)
Mechanics (spelling and grammar)
Interest (how well the story keeps the reader interested)
Creativity (how original the story is)
Overall (overall rating of the story)

- Virtually perfect
* - Decent
* - Average
* - Mediocre
* - Poor

Again, e-mail me with any questions.


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A Valentine's Sonnet
A sonnet written in Shakespearean language and style.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 2/13/2003
A Little Lifesaver
G.I. Joe is a pigeon on a mission - and a thousand lives hang in the balance! Based on a true story.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Published: 1/11/2003
Amber & Montel reviews
The life of a cat. Boring. The life of a girl. Boring. Together, however...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2002