Simulacra
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Joined 11-21-02, id: 297611
Author has written 24 stories for Haiku, Love, Humor, General, Life, Friendship, Mystery, Fantasy, Fable, Work, and Family.

Things I enjoy: Swimming in questionable waters, making dolls for the objects of my obsessions, gluing googly-eyes to my friends' things, not blogging.

Things I do not enjoy: Deabilitating seriousness, making profiles.

P.S. All of your criticism will be disregarded when it comes to poetry. Which is great for you, because I only have one piece of prose on here and no one ever reads that.

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Gay Rights Poems by Lina Inverse reviews
My collection of gay rights poems. If you wish to flame me, go ahead. You'll only prove that you're a bigot. Rated for language.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 5/1/2003
Pivotals by disco biscuit reviews
A series of unconnected short stories about pivotal moments in peoples lives. The first two chapters are about first time sex, but this will not be the only theme.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 5/2/2003
A Poem About What Someone Said About a Poem by CoolBeans18s reviews
Basicly it's my pet peeves about reviews. Not that I don't like reviews or anything :)
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003
Believe? by Froberg reviews
Seeing that the bible is pretty popular among haiku-writers, I decided to do some about my beliefs. *FINISHED*
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 5/2/2003
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Sonnet No 10 Bread Loaf Writer's Conference
I went to Bread Loaf Writer's Conference for two days in Vermont. It was kinda dumb. Most of this poem also applies to Iowa Young Writer's bla-bla.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 7/22/2006
Sonnet No 9 reviews
I like this one a whole lot.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006
Sonnet No 7 reviews
It's about my cat. He has debonair.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006
Sonnet No 6 reviews
Another sonnet.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2006
Sonnet No 3 reviews
I wish I could practise what I preach.
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/23/2006
Sonnet No 2
It's a little convoluted.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 6/23/2006
Sonnet No 1 reviews
A little poem about the fluffy writers.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/22/2006
Memory Plot reviews
My memories of growing up in NYC.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006
Writing Paper reviews
I've always thought that paper with handwritten notes looks really nice. P.S. It's a sonnet!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/7/2006
The Anorexia Song reviews
I want to think of a better title.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2006
Haiku about Haiku reviews
Take these with a grain of salt. Rated T for language.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 130 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 4/30/2003
Stars reviews
Andromeda falls to earth and sees the various plants of the Absaroka mountains. Written as a NOLS presentation.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/5/2005
Meet Tiamat: My Writing At Age Nine reviews
This is my writing when I was nine years old. It's both humorous and horrible. Enjoy to the best of your abilities.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/25/2005
Literal Legends reviews
Turning 19th century literature on its head.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,662 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 7/16/2005
Piano reviews
It's not about music.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2005
City Poems reviews
Poems I write about my hometown, New York City.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/15/2005
People reviews
A collection of short, free-verse poems about people I see.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005
My Sweet Geometry reviews
A ballad about my love for myself and geometry. Also, this poem has won me about $275.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/8/2005
Our Flaws reviews
Fashion designers and psychoanalysts have too much in common.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/25/2005
Color reviews
A poem about the color red.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/6/2005
Destroying The Senses reviews
A sonnet about killing the six senses.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/20/2004
The English Language reviews
A poem about the English language.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2004
To The Nerd reviews
A little love poem I wrote for a special kind of nerd.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/22/2004
A Valentine's Day Poem reviews
A gruesome valentine's day poem for the horror lover.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004
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