Sylvia Ann Elliot
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Joined 11-22-02, id: 297900
Author has written 23 stories for Fantasy, Fantasy, General, Love, Life, Politics, Haiku, Manga, Horror, Humor, Fable, Spiritual, and General.

All About Me

Name: Sylvia/Chrissy

Gender: Figure it out, genius.

Age: 17

Location: Saint Louis, Missouri

Appearence: *points to the avatar in the upper right corner* Like that, only, y'know, cooler.

Sign: Aries

Addictions: Chocolate, reading, writing, poetry, fictionpress.com, email, computers in general

Musical Preferences: I like loud music, like Papa Roach, Rammestein, and System of a Down. I also like artistic music like Ludo, Evanescence, and Story of the Year. I like music with sexy voices, like Koshi Inaba of B'z, and...nope, that's it. Just Koshi.

Other: I am naive enough to believe that my Prince will come someday. And I don't care. *sticks out tongue at realists*.

Random Thought: People say that a million monkeys banging away on typewriters will eventually type the complete works of Shakespeare. And I have to wonder: How did these monkeys escape from the zoo? Who gave them these typewriters? And most importantly, do they know how to use spell-check?


Author's Note

Most people will tell you which of their stories to review. I won't. I write in many different genres, and I don't know what you like. So read their descriptions below and pick whichever sounds the most interesting to you. I love my flash fiction just as much as my stories, too, ya know. They feel lonely sometimes...

I sincerely try to write long, informative, helpful reviews, but sometimes I find it impossible to write more than the stereotypical "wow that was good." Some of the poems/stories up here are like meringues- fun to eat, but not much there to comment on. Nevertheless, if I read your story, I will review, and I will try to give a well-rounded critique. So far, I've submitted over 280 signed reviews.

I firmly believe that a review should be about you, not me. So I won't say thank you for your kind review, you should read my story ABC, or this is why I had character X kill character Y. I'll write you an email if I feel the need to justify my writing.

If you want me to read a particular one of your stories, write me an email. If it's anything vaguely in my genre, I'll read and review it. And on that note, I won't touch it unless it's got something magical or sci-fi-y about it. I don't care about how two modern day teens fall in love, or how character Z survived the Black Plague. Sorry, I just don't care.

Constructive criticism is always appreciated. If you liked my writing, tell me what you liked so that I can continue using that element.


January 14, 2006: I realize that I haven't been on FictionPress in any real sense for almost six months now. All I can say is that I've been going through some weird stuff at home, and I had my computer (which I used to write on) taken away. But now; now I shall slowly venturing back into the world of writing, in the guise of Creative Writing class homework.

My muse has not been happy with me lately.

Muse: I have an awesome idea for a sequel to Kitty Cat Fangs!

Me: Mmph.

Muse: Or how's this for an idea: (complicated actions take place in Necromancer).

Me: Urm.

Muse: Or, we could completely rewrite Winddancer and try to fix the plotholes I see looming ahead...

Me: You know, no matter how much you bug me, I can't write without a computer.

Muse: FINE! BE THAT WAY! *stalks off and leaves Sylvia without inspiration for living*

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You Belong with Me by boyz2men-yaoi-writers reviews
Esquirella & jma collaborate! Yaoi! MxM Toby is lonely in school and at home. Sariphan is a sexy cat-man just passing through our galaxy. Fate conspires to make their two worlds collide, and now Sariphan is determined to claim Toby for himself. Forever!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,783 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
Spontaneity by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Once Upon a Time, a handsome Crown Prince set his sights on a visiting princess with the unique condition of being…well, male. And, if the supposed princess is kept away from sugar and pointy things, chances are they’ll live Happily Ever After.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,117 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/16/2003
Stalking Kynan by Lost Again reviews
[M/M] So I was stalking my therapist's son...but it's not like I was crazy or anything. I never photographed him, made phone calls consisting of deep breathing, or wrote letters that included the phrase “I’m always watching you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 1/9/2005
The Sandman's Kiss by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Alek lives for the oblivion that sleep brings—and each day he drags himself through a life of abuse. What is a boy to do when he discovers he has unwittingly earned the attention of a charismatic walking myth: the Sandman? [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,842 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
Running in Circles by atadobsessive5345 reviews
Jamie, a teenager in high school, is determined to prove his heterosexuality to his friends, even if he's the only one who can see it. Along with the help of the guy he's certainly not falling for. Slash. Complete.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
The Rebirther by Etenebris reviews
Summary Update: Something I was writing, ain't writing no more, oh, look at me, look at me, I'm so blue, so blue, let's sing a tune. What? Oh, this is sci-fi. About a girl who can, I dunno, resurrect teh peoplez. Whatever.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005
Rebel the Dynasty by Angelitus Litus reviews
Garnneth really never meant to gain a fiancée, a ghost, a slave mage, and a refugee genius all in the same day. All he wanted were turnips.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005
Regions of Benevolent Darkness by Exiled Dragon reviews
A wizard in training awakens to new surroundings, and excruciating pain. The problem isn't that he's lost though. He's being hunted.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005
Psycho Bitch Cronicles by Drowned-Rat reviews
Pardon my language. A collection of true events during my time with a bunny obsessed psycho girl. Rated for Swearing and Bunny Suicide/Bashing R&R
Poetry: School - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005
Noose by TwystedFate reviews
Cerberus welcomes me: we play fetch with the bones of yesterday on the banks of Styx.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2005
Drip by SilentBlueRose reviews
Have you ever wanted to see into the mind of the insane?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2005
In Light of my Death by The Moribund Marionette reviews
About my former bleeding heart. Read to finish from the start.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2005
Sugar, Ebilness, and So Much More! by Rosie Starling reviews
Luna-The crown princess; smarter then she acts, stronger then she looks. Athena-the middle child; speaks 40 languages, bit of a sarcasm streak. Artemis-the baby of the family; likes sugar...a lot. Read as they encounter sugar, ebilness, and so much more!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005
Shakespearean Suicide by ReggieLove reviews
Suicide poem - written by Shakespeare. I only borrowed a few lines from some plays and stuck them all together. There's a reference to which ones at the bottom, so technically I didn't plagerize anything.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2005
Eagles May Soar by Thea Lowe reviews
[COMPLETE] Quinn Loren's family consists of six crazy siblings, two stupid parents, and way too many random pets. It's hardly surprising that chaos erupts when her parents adopt a snobby elfish prince...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,911 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005
Century's Sleep by chellziez reviews
'A hundred years have passed. The castle stands in isolation, surrounded by a vast thicket of briars. All is calm. All is quiet. All is still.' Sleeping Beauty lies on her bower, waiting for the kiss of her true love. But what if the man who wakes her is
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2005
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
paean by Anjeni Windsinger reviews
you're only a deity when people believe in you...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005
Kiss to the Crow by Aimee Raven reviews
Um...make your own damned summary...or read this and suggest one, 'cause I haven't got a bloody clue for this poem...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/5/2005
Crashing Zodiacs by MistrissD reviews
I had to do a 'list poem' for class, and I decided to give an ABC style one a try...a lot harder than it seems!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2005
Disturbance by nite3 reviews
Veyt was prepared to hate everyone. Until he met Andre. mm
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 12/9/2002
My Ballerina by AboveTheSalt reviews
She was beautiful, but beauty comes at a price. . .
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2004
Tears in the Snow by Tempting Sanity reviews
Just needed to express all this I'm feeling right now...I don't know where its coming from but I can't keep it inside much longer
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2004
Death Threats 101 by Tenika D reviews
Has anyone in your class ever annoyed you? Have you ever felt the urge to write them a long, gruesome death threat? Well, look no further! Titles, methods, they're all here in this easy to use five-step guide! (warning: 103% insanity)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/30/2003
Elements by Val Mora reviews
Blood and fate and night and light and fire. On elements, and the Void that comes with not having them, and the yearning to fill it.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2003
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Georgie Porgie, Butterfly reviews
Georgie Porgie was an average buttefly with a rather stupid name. So he set out on a quest to change all that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2006
Gone reviews
And I snapped the phone shut/Cutting off your voice/I couldn't afford hesitation.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/13/2006
Copper Fishhook reviews
I found a copper fishhook with your name on it/And I wondered if this was what my sister used to bait you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/13/2006
The Legend of the Mother Who Would Not Die reviews
Maternal protection goes beyond the grave.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/27/2005
Winddancer reviews
Syrac Winddancer is being courted by Tarvis Blooddrinker, and pestered by annoying elves who want their sword back. Will she get out with her sanity?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005
Necromancer reviews
In the beginning there was nothing. And the void divided into nine balls of chaos. So begins the tale of Moria.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,594 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
Burning Lavender reviews
A girl is slowly self-destructing. Rated for mature themes.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/20/2005
A Fairy Tale about Pizza reviews
This really happened to me, during my job at a random pizzaria. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2005
The End of the World reviews
A strange flash fiction personifying each of the ways the World might end.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/19/2005
The Rant of a Disgruntled Pizzeria Employee reviews
To sum this rant up, customers are [expletive deleted].
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/18/2005
Monster reviews
Finished! I got to thinking one day...no one ever writes about the identity problems supernatural children must go through.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005
Kitty Cat Fangs reviews
Finished! Neko is a catgirl. Cedric is an enemy soldier. What will happen when Neko becomes obsessed with Cedric?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,534 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005
Serial Killer reviews
How does it feel to make that first kill? What is it that drives one to repeat the experience?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/6/2005
Anthology of Tankas reviews
This is an anthology of tankas I've written. (LIke haiku, but 5-7-5-7-7).
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005
Little Boys Crying in Cellars reviews
Children are always the ones who suffer for their parents' crimes.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/11/2005
A Broken Mirror reviews
This is a collage of weird and scary images. Kinda "The Ring", but less intense.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2004
Recreating Self reviews
Reality is imperfect, so just slip away into your own mind and live all your dreams. Rated for brief sexual reference.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/17/2004
Stolen Soul reviews
What if "till death do you part" didn't always apply?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2004
I'm Not Alright reviews
What do you do when you need help, but don't want to ask for it?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2004
Fatal Wounding reviews
Kinda depressive...but I've been told that it's one of my best works.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/11/2004
The Freedom of Music reviews
Inspired by wearing headphones
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/20/2004
A World of Shadows reviews
A short poem about a dark fantasy world.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2003
Darkness reviews
A young girl is trapped in a building, surrounded by enemies, with no way to escape.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/17/2003