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Joined 11-23-02, id: 298516
Author has written 28 stories for Religion, General, Nature, Life, Haiku, Love, Humor, Fantasy, and Mythology.

I'm an idiosyncratic bum. I like movies, books, dry wit, music, art, irony, guys, my family, and a plethora of other stuff. I like to read, write, joke around, make music and art, live a double-life as a pumpernickel-baker, eat food, kick-back & relax. Check out http:///plansformylife if you're interested in my aspirations for the future. They are many and various.)

I'm a Christian. I believe that Jesus Christ bled to death all day so He could spend eternity with a whiny jerk like me. I think that's pretty cool.

Anyhoo I can't think of anything else to say--except that it is entirely impossible for a 5-ounce bird to carry a 1-pound coconut (absurd notion)--so toodles.

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Alone by clifjumpr13 reviews
Rather angsty piece I wrote a while ago and just dug up. Let me know what you think of it, please.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/28/2002
Prositry-The Glass walled prison by nenya reviews
PG-13 cause its rather disturbing. Prositry is poetic prose....just read it. Its about my struggle between christianity and agnosticism. R&R critizizum encouraged.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2001
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art is not dead reviews
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Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2006
an angsty ballad
new
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Published: 2/18/2006
the usual reviews
new
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006
alleged haiku reviews
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Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 2/17/2003
shades of red and cold reviews
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/10/2005
dewfall reviews
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/7/2005
echo's song to narcissus reviews
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005
life sucks, get over it reviews
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/4/2005
a song of twilight reviews
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005
a typical day in the life of megaditz reviews
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005
the bitter poem reviews
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005
last kiss before winter reviews
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/2/2005
equation reviews
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005
like clinging to sand reviews
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2003
finally, a long night reviews
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2003
eulogy
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Published: 4/21/2003
the end reviews
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/17/2003
untouchable hope reviews
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/8/2003
life reviews
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/4/2003
flicks the ashes reviews
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/6/2002
music reviews
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Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/2/2002
spring reviews
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/2/2002
bittersweet goodbye reviews
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2002
two gates reviews
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/1/2002
the metaphor reviews
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2002
rain reviews
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/1/2002
stars & galaxies reviews
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/1/2002
prayer reviews
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/1/2002