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Author has written 5 stories for Romance, and General. When writing "serious" stuff gets me down, I know I can always turn to FictionPress. Here,rules of grammardo not exist. No one will criticize you for shitty prose (or lack of any prose at all) or overuse of dialogue or cliches. Which--on arainy, lazyday--allows so many opportunities. This stuff is my "relaxation writing," but in a weird, embarrassing way I'm actually proud of it. |
Wendy and Seven Other Evils by L'Absinthe reviews
The seven deadly sins as personified by high school students plus a new evil making its debut. Beware, baby.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 4/12/2003
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The Irony of Fate reviews
His past has been rearranged overnight. He wakes up to a life he doesn't recognize, next to a woman he hates.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,507 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006
Selfish People reviews
Some jerk makes a bet with his idiot friend that he can sleep with a pretty girl. For this task, he enlists the help of the pretty girl's shrewish roommate. Total lack of decency abounds.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,442 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006
The Parquet reviews
We've heard it before. A sexy ballroom dancer with broody blue eyes. An awkward schoolgirl who smokes too much. Lots of cynicism; lots of heat.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,204 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005
Bobby's and Dick's reviews
I smoke too much. I should stop, really. Enough pamphlets on lung cancer, I ought to stop killing trees and satisfy my mother.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Complete
Estrada reviews
They met at the site of a broken down theater, where in the ill dampness of late September he envisioned summer's beauty. He sat alone all afternoon looking to discover angles for a landscape. Then he saw a woman with an umbrella and he wanted to draw
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/19/2003