Jen Toner
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Joined 11-27-02, id: 300793, Profile Updated: 09-03-09
Author has written 2 stories for Supernatural, and Sci-Fi.

Oh my gosh, it's been about six years since I was last on this site!

Okay, let's get down to the basics. I'm an almost-twenty college student looking to become a novelist/editor some day. I suffer from severe writer's block and evil inner editor syndrome, but I manage to push through it and turn out quality work. Well, I think it's quality. I've had a plot-in-development since the fourth grade, the characters of which are my babies. I also have an overactive imagination. And a compulsion to make lists. So let's make some.

Favorite books (of all time):

To Kill a Mockingbird

Pride and Prejudice

Howl's Moving Castle

Biggest writing pet peeve:

Books with narrators that talk about how much they like books (a la Inkheart and The Thirteenth Tale). If I'm reading a book, there's a good chance I like them, so I don't need the book to tell me how much I should like it. I have never been able to finish a book that has this type of narration.

Favorite manga:

Fruits Basket

Antique Bakery

Bleach

Socrates in Love

Webcomics I read (yay for free publicity):

Penny Arcade

VG Cats/Super Effective

Geist Panik/Hookie Dookie Panic

Blue and Blond

Lil' Formers

Sometimes PvP and Ansem Retort

Favorite video games:

Legend of Zelda series

Kingdom Hearts series

Ace Attorney series

Okami

Shine Megami Tensei series (especially Persona 3 and 4)

Comic books I read:

Sandman

President Evil

Sonic the Hedgehog (my guilty pleasure)

V for Vendetta

Watchmen

Favorite authors:

Patricia Briggs

R.A. Salvatore

Jane Austen

Toni Morrison

Least favorite authors:

Gloria Anzaldua

Whats-his-name Wordsworth (stupid arrogant jerk)

Now, about my only two stories right now. Hopefully there will be more, but right now I'll just give the background on what I have. I wrote both within a couple weeks of each other in my Senior Year in high school. I was in a Creative Writing Advance class, and I had to write a certain amount each week. These were the results. I love both of them, and think they're my best work. I suppose I'm biased, but an author has to have some form of an ego.

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The Days of our E-mail by Soyotome reviews
E-mails I've written to people that will prove I am most definitely insane! This is what happens when I get a hold of a keyboard and a computer at two in the morning. Beware!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2002 - Published: 3/17/2002
The Marble Standoff by Black Dawn Goddess Kiankhen reviews
This is a humorous story that we came up with one night when we spent the night with each other. Enjoy and be sure to R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2001
What to do When a Salesman........ by Black Dawn Goddess Kiankhen reviews
Interesting things to say when a Salesperson calls or comes to your door...a good read..very funny. Please R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2001
The Writer by Spinelli reviews
A humourous reflection upon the writing process...we've all been there
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2001
The Mysterious Disappearance of the Four of Hearts by HuntressMinerva reviews
A parable on prejudice, with cards as characters. Very short - won't take up much of your time to read!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2001
Obsession by RainbowTerrorist reviews
A short piece I wrote about OCD (Obsessive compulsive disorder) and the extent to which it controls people's lives. Based mainly on an account I read once, although I think I have it to a small extent myself.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2001
Orthodontic Woes by METMA Mandy reviews
This is actually a monologue, but ff.n doesn't seem to have a section for that. Anyway, this is a funny monologue depicting everyone's hate for the evil, terrible, orthodontist! R/R! :)
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2001
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World's Greatest Hero reviews
Former super villain Dominick Thoreau meditates on how the celebrity of super heroes works in a blinded society.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Death's Engineer
Haunted by a ghost, money, and guilt, Gabriel must face his terrible creation.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete