Author has written 87 stories for Humor, General, Love, Life, and Humor.
SORRY I HAVENT POSTED IN LIKE FOREVER. I HAVE BEEN A MIX OF GROUNDED, BUSY, AND HAD MY COMPUTER KINDA BLOW UP. WHEN YOU SEE SMOKE COME OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER, ITS NOT A GOOD THING. ; ) Oh, ya and if anyone want to email me, go ahead, I check my email alot and enjoy writeing emails, so if you are bored or want to talk or anything, just fee free to email me.
PLEASE IF YOU READ ANY OF MY WORK REVIEW IT
Oh and if you enjoy my poems, please suggest others to read them. It would mean alot. Thank you for your time.
E-mail me to for any old reason, I just like emails alomost as much as reviews!
I am about 5'11.
Brown hair down to my shoulders Green/blue eyes.
I only put a few up though. I am 18 years old. I live in San Juan Capistrano, California(This is right between San Diego and L.A about 1hr and a half to each). If you like my poems e-mail me and I will post more. Oh and I am a straight male just because I write poetry doesnt make me a girl. I could kick almost all your asses if it came down to a fight. : ) I take martial arts and have for years. Oh ya my name is Ian. And I read books like DragonLance, LOTR, Sword Of Truth, and of cousre EverWorld. People send me reviews. I WANT TO FEEL THE LOVE so send them in. Slash me if you want but I will cry.*wipes a tear*
I like fuzy nut warmers like Carlifonian Squirrels, my fav.
Fuzzy friut are fun.
And who doesnt love Kender.
I love reviews but dont get many please send me some. I feel lonely.
Now people here is somethings you should all now
Orcking has funny stuff on his.
Keeper Of The Key is the bomb
Ginmegami is like one of my best friends
arienaino yume is a funny person!
Read Tobias Dragonheart it is the best story ever!!!!
Bio_weopons suck ass
Bush is a moron and is going to get the U.S killed
Younger siblings are a pain*who cant agree with that*
I am about 50/50 on the whole god thing
Squirrels are great animals and are my favorites and any one say otherwise well be tickled and/or poked to death by a ravinus squirrel with a shish-ka-bobe stick
I am pretty popular(everyone at school knows me)
I have long hair!!! Dont laff please
*Humans must be the stupidest thing to ever walk the earth. We are the only creatures to cause there own mass extiction for gods sake. I say give humans another hundred years and then we die out.
Parents are a pain in the ass, but if they ever left you will miss them!
I LOVE READING. I READ ON AVERAGE ABOUT 500 PAGES A DAY
Reviews are the second best thing on earth
The best thing on earth is to find your true love
I am very romantic, but hate romance stories
Girls are not tools and should be treated with lots of respect, but not more than men. Equility people equility
Girls are also not made of glass and shouldnt be treated as if they were they can think for themselves, just as men can
Men arent all stupid brutes, look at me for example
You should never insult gay and lesbiens for what they are, they are the same as you and me, who gives a shit who they love. Love is Love no matter who it is with.
Beware Girls that are more preppy then a clown on drugs.
Music: Metalica type music. Greenday type music, Maroon 5 type music, Vengaboys, Smash Mouth, some Train, old AFI, Bon Jovi, ALL AMERICAN REJECTS Bad Company, Matchbox 20, and Rap makes me sick, HARD metal music is also good on occasion
Movies: All LOTR and Office Space
Books: Any fantasy and MANGA, GOTTA LOVE DA MANGA!
Girls: average hight, dirty-blond or black hair. Brown can be good to, short or REALLY long hair. AND has to have pretty eyes. I go for eyes and smiles with girls.
Boys: I will pass, thank you
Me: I rule
Hobbies: Hiking, Martial Arts, Reading, Role-playing, Dungeons & Dragons, some video games, computer graphics and writing.
Colors favorito: Black orange and red
Animals: Ferrets, cats, squirrels, chipmonks, dogs...BIG dogs
Food: Italian and Mexican and Asian
Many people question
Many people wonder
But dont let them hold you back
Dont let them be you shackles
Do what you want
And be who you are
Because who you are,
Is a beautiful thing
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