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Joined 12-02-02, id: 303640
Author has written 21 stories for Horror, Family, Life, Sci-Fi, Humor, Haiku, Love, General, Essay, Nature, and Song.

I still feel rather like remaining nameless and don't need any stalkers. Not that anybody'd stalk me (but for that creepy kid), but that's not the point. I'm 17 and female. I have long wavyish/curly brown hair *but wait, not anymore. I got my first haircut ever (literally) and now it's short, but still wavyish and curly* and eyes that change color to suit my mood. Most of the time they're a greenish brown. I'm exceedlingly shorter than all of my friends, (when people make up songs about it *glares in Mizu's general direction, you know it's not good) but my loverly combat boots make up a few inches. And they're real combat boots. Army Surplus is my friend. I have a fedora that I adore, wear black, and finally got my trenchcoat back! *swishes around in it* Music is my life, (I play six instruments), as is fencing. Yes, fencing. With a sword. I'm always in search of new guitar chords/songs to play. Feel free to e-mail me some!

As for the type of music: everything but pop, newer hip-hop, and most country.

Current Favorites: MUSE! I just got Absolution and it's beautiful . . . and the new Apocalyptica CD . . . and some more Yo Yo Ma . . . *is in music nirvana*.

Constant Favorites: Bad Religion, Dead Kennedys, Yoko Kanno, Styx, Johnny Cash, Apocalyptica, Floggin Molly, Yes, The Clash, Gary Jules, Tool/etc, Apoptygma Beserk, The Missing, Nobou Uematsu

Er, random crap you probably don't care about:

Fav. Movies at the Time: Donnie Darko, NMBC, LotR, Army of Darkness, Clue, FFVII Advent Children is coming out! Ah . . . so pretty . . . you all must go download trailers for it now. Vincent's in it! Yay!

Fav. Authors: Stephen R. Lawhead, Tolkien, Garth Nix, Edgar Allen Poe, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman (Sandman! Whoo!), Douglas Adams, Matthew Woodring Stover, Jhonen Vasquez (probably just spelled his name wrong, but I'm undedicated)

Fav. Books: All of Garth Nix, Heroes Die and Blade of Tyshalle (read them. Now.) by MWS, LotR, Discworld, HGTTG, All of Neil Gaiman, SRL's Pendragon series, Timeline, Shakespeare

Fav. Card Games: Egyptian Rat Killer/Screw/Whatever, Mao, Speed, Poker, Blackjack, Assorted gambling games, Spider Solitaire, Hearts, and I want to learn Cribbage for some reason - Hee! I just got my fourth copy of that 150 solitare games book (I keep losing them)! Idiot's Folly shall be mine!

Fav. Anime/Manga/Comic: Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, Sandman, Shaman King, Naruto, The Slayers, Shamanic Princess is screwed up, Ranma 1/2, Chobits, Magnetic Rose, Hellsing (Alucard!), Full Metal Panic, Vampire Hunter D (my hair looks like his . . . hmm . . .), etc., Johnny the Homicial Maniac,Squee, I Feel Sick, Lenore, Edward Gory *not really comics, but his paintings/drawings just kick so much ass*

Fav. Bad Guys + Guys in General of All Time: Vicious, Wadsworth, Legato, Caine the Longshot, Frank, Tan'elkoth, Caine, Delian, Saxophone Man from NMBC, Jack Skellington, Nny, Nailbunny, Mr. Eff,

Note: Yes, I root for the bad guys. Good wins far too often in movies.

The best sport in the world is fencing. Do not doubt the power of a short person with a sword. I'm a foilist who sometimes fences epee/saber, if any of you want to talk fencing, e-mail is a good thing. Put 'Fencing' in the subject. Summer National Qualifiers is coming up, and I should be able to make it this year . . .

Bleh. Er, a few notes on my personality might be pertinent at this
time, so:

I am cynical/sarcastic, though don't mean it unless I hate the person I'm talking to or am feeling particularly bitchy.
I have no love of anything involving the words "hug" or "cute and fluffy".
Do not touch me. You will bleed.
I will occasionally, for no apparent reason, kick you.
Randomness is fun, so don't be surprised if you hear me shout 'chicken!' or 'cheese!' or something in the middle of a sentence.
It takes a lot to get me mad, but I stay mad for a long time.
People in general tend to piss me off, but if I catch you doing one of the following, be prepared for a lot of pain: trying to touch/hug/pet me, being racist/prejudiced/anti-gay (love is love you bastards)/forcing religion or anti-religion/etc.
Do not, under any circumstances, touch my fedora unless otherwise directed by me. Your chances of having children will be substantially lowered, and you'll most likely spend a lot of time curled up on the floor.
Challenge me to a game of cards? Prepare to lose, unless I don't know the game or am having a slow reflex day.

Coming in the (possible) Near Future:

Necromantix: Tessiel is training to become a necromancer. Pity he's
afraid of dead people, eh?

Xianth's Light: The noble house of Xianth is weaking. When the last
sane son is taken, the country falls into war and turmoil - until a
forgotten child rises to his destiny . . . *dramatic music*

Pheonix Thief: This universe was born of the ashes of the old, which
was destroyed in the war between the Powers. Now ancient things are
reawakening, and the Weapons that destroyed a universe are reunited -
for good or for evil.

I Don't Believe Anymore: The last thing a child says to their imaginary

Note: Good will not always win in my stories. If you like living in
your own happy little world where the sun always shines and evil is
always defeated, then don't read my stuff. You've been warned.

Updateish Thing:

Chapter 2 of The Chicken Thing is here! . . . and I'm procrastinating ever so badly . . . ah well . . .

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The Best Route to Work by Ishan Dionesian reviews
A man in a train observes the woman he loves most... but something is not what it seems... A short story written on impulse.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2005
Love Between Two Worlds by MagikNite reviews
Chapter 11...James' drinking secrets are out when Haley finds him in his room. Haley's nerves are starting to work again...could he be walking soon? READ, REVIEW, and find out!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 10/10/2003
With her by Aryante reviews
You know when you love someone, but they are in love with someone else? well, that's how it is for me at the moment. please r&r?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2003
Untitled by Frozen Silence reviews
can't think of anything good to write about it, read it
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2003
Lost July by PseudoIdentity reviews
The first of the Months Collection. A strange, strange poem about the death of a little girl named July . . . let's just say that she goes missing, she gets found, and then she gets burried in the cold, hard ground.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2003
The burn by rocket baby doll reviews
Yes, i named another poem burn... its a fun word... read and review ( review me, i review you... hint hint, wink wink)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2003
Notice Me by Aryante reviews
Come with me, hold my hand, Hopefully you’ll understand
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2003
Dear Soulmate by LadyWillow2 reviews
"To be honest, soulmate... I'm afraid." A honest, compelling look at my fears of finding that other half to my soul. An emotionally-woven tapestry of words. R/R please1
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2003
Boundless by Jess Angel reviews
A love that breaks the chains.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Complete
Rainbow by rocket baby doll reviews
My perverse little version of a rainbow... review me, i'll review you...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2003
Six 'Chickens Do Not' Haikus by FurballofEvilness reviews
Haikus detailing what exactly chickens do not do. Like driving semis on the freeway very well.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 9/3/2003
Fascist Alphabet Soup and Rye by Dani Compose reviews
I wanted to put this up awhile ago but I forgot. So now it is here. Here it is. Here is here. Here is where it is. Don't step on it.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2003
Beneath Erik's Bed by craaack reviews
And you think your bed is your sanctuary? ...*hollow laughter*...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2001
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A sestina about a phantasm, using the words tomb, path, stars, glow, hands, and lilies. Rather pretty.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Published: 9/15/2006
The Chicken Thing reviews
The universe began with an exploding chicken. No, really. Unfortunately, that is entirely the fault of Josh, Minax, and Grizund . . . Watch them get arrested, meet demonic chickens, and blow things up. CH2 lives!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 9/13/2003
Assuage reviews
Sad poem about my buddy's mom's funeral . . . and how it felt to watch him hurt and not be able to fix him . . . with a happy ending, though . . . which is crazy, especially coming from me . . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/6/2005
Sword of Jazz is Life reviews
Perhaps my favorite poem ever. Exploded out of my head, has a wondrous rhythym, and is about my two favorite things - jazz and fencing. Can't figure out how that works? Just read it.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005
Moonlight on the River reviews
Sestina goodness! Found this while cleaning up folders - it's rather pretty. Yay for nature and dark forest rivers!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005
Revenge of Pointless Haiku reviews
More Pointless Haiku / From the genius of Shade2 / Read, Enjoy, Review.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/28/2005
True Love: The Soap Opera Under the Sea Epitaphs reviews
Enter ten never before seen poems about everyone's favorite gay lobster and sea cucumber! Come experience the love (and, incidentally, death). Ramone's epic haiku tragedy now up!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005
The Gifted Stigma reviews
Essay for English that turned out rather well - a basic summary of what happens to those of us designated as 'gifted'.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005
To Kill a Child reviews
Drainaith has taken the children and is killing them off one by one. Tan'erth alone suspects, and takes the burden of freeing the children's souls and murdering Drainaith. It's violent, weird, and a little sad.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 9/13/2003
Dadaistic Sonnet reviews
Woot. Before the flames descend, yes, I know what Dadaism entails, and this is not it. However, it is an interesting sonnet . .. there's a bit about crocodiles . . . Read!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/18/2005
True Love Continued reviews
The Harold and Lester saga continues, with two limericks about the continued lives of everyone's favorite lobster and sea cucumber. Note: This will make no sense to you unless you've read True Love: A Fateful Meeting. Read! Review! Eat Pudding!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/31/2004
True Love: A Fateful Meeting reviews
(co-written with Mizutaka) Join us in the wonderous epic tale of the love between a lobster and a sea cucumber! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll think we're idiots! But that's okay! Come experience the drama, the romance, the angst!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1/2/2004
Acid Loneliness reviews
About loneliness and what it does to people . . . rather odd . . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2003
Pain of Hurt reviews
This is odd . . . ah well. Yes, Shade2 being a sappy idiot, but hey, you might find it interesting. Never know until you try, right? Right. Read it, review it, whatever.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2003
Just a Dream reviews
Creepy nightmare . . . welcome to my brain . . . enjoy . . .
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11/2/2003
Pointless Haiku reviews
These are just a bunch of haiku I was writing for no reason whatsoever, although some are amusing. Go on, read them. You know you want to . . .
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10/2/2003
Let Go reviews
Dedicated to that one person who holds all of us up at our lowest points. Angsty suicide poem as well . . . enjoy . . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2003
Definition reviews
Basically, this is my definition of death, and yes, I was being idiotic when I wrote it. This isn't exactly a typical poetry format, but it's not really a story either, so, whatever.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9/13/2003
My Caged Soul is Now Free reviews
A girl commits suicide and ends up in a field filled with all those who previously killed themselves . . . it's angsty, but hey, that shouldn't stop you from reading it now, should it?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2003
Redemption reviews
Vincent Chavier is a French spy, until he is shot and wakes up 300 years later, no longer human. Charged by the man who changed him, he must now find his "siblings". Please R&R!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003
A Mother's Love reviews
For past several years I have had the sneaking suspiscion that my mother hates me via small signs she repeatedly shows. This was written after a huge argument when I was feeling all depressed. Yeah. R&R! (Please)
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2003