BabyBarth
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Joined 12-02-02, id: 303652, Profile Updated: 12-23-08
Author has written 10 stories for Romance, Love, School, Humor, Humor, Western, and Kids.

Well, this must be boring. If you're reading this I'm sorry. So, basic stuff:

NEW STORY- Of Kettles and Cowpatties- A biography...with a little humor. Must read, very awesome!

I'm a 20 year-old girl from Texas-alright, just for you- Yee-Ha! And yes, I really do say Yee-ha.

I love to read, write, and dance. Two stepping is what I spend my nights doing (among other things...)

Right now I have finished Take The World Off My Shoulders. Oh yeah! but- big BUT right here- I will be rewriting the ending in a nonfantasy version- I hope. Iam having some serious doubts about it- not one of my favorites. So be prepared for a story that has a different name and ending, but starts the same. It will probably be a long time, but I'm working on it, I swear!

I like to do poetry, but it's not my main area. Don't worry, I won't do singsong love stuff.

I will probably publish a short story soon about kids fighting- it's funny. I pwomise. But that's a ways off.

I've just published two kiddy stories-I can do cute! review, tell me if they're so cute you gag, or whatever.

I LOVE reviews. Also, if you have an idea, tell me and I WILL put it into my story, if it fits or if it doesn't. I've had a lot of help that way. I am thinking about posting 2 or more new stories, so I need lotsa help! Scooby snacks for reviewers!

I Love you all-please keep reviewing and I will be sure to review your stuff! Tell me if you want me to, so I can put a BIG move on it!

Also- I am Christian, Republican, and REDNECK!- so my stories will have stuff in it. You aren't any of those? That's fine. I don't try to offend anybody- but sometimes I'll include stuff you might not get.

Thanks Guys, luv ya lots, and TOODLES!

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Is this Considered a Cliche? by M.A. Coyne reviews
We're like some messed up, twisted version of Romeo and Juliet. He's the eldest son and successor to the most powerful mafia. He's handsome, charming, and dangerous. I'm the product of a one night stand gone wrong. How is this going to work? Incomplete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,328 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
The Broken Road by MandyHubbard reviews
I am the published author of PRADA & PREJUDICE, a novel for teens now in stores nationwide! **** 1803: Lillian Paine disguises herself as a servant in order to escape her guardian. Logan, Earl of Harskbury has plans for her that only include seduction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,720 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
Playing House by eleine kruez reviews
She is the toast of California’s Social Scene. He is a New Jersey Detective with several commendations for bravery. They have to remain married for at least 6 months or she loses it all.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,759 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 7/12/2005
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The Heart Can Mend
In one horrific moment, Kristine's life and heart are torn apart. It seems that only time will mend her heart....or is there something else? Please Read and Review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,126 - Published: 12/11/2006
Any Which Way You Can reviews
Katrina has always been the good girl- meeting her parents goals and fulfilling their dreams. But lately she's changing. Watch her try to live for her parents, satisfy herself, and find love- maybe with a bad boy- Any which way she can.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006
Bennie's Big Day
It's A Big Day for Bennie The Bear! Warning: cute little kid stuff that can gag you. not normal for me!
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Published: 1/16/2006
Of TeaKettles and Cowpatties reviews
Funny stories of my life growing up as a ranch kid. Clean humor at my family's- and my own- expense. One shot!
Fiction: Western - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005
Lost my Flow reviews
I got bored, I tried to write, and found my flow...had taken flight. Read and laugh!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2005
Take The World Off My Shoulders reviews
COMPLETE! Samantha has always been a loner, wanting to make a difference, but thinking nobody would help her! How wrong she was! But can she find love along with this help? And does she really belong in that world anyway?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 32,695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004
Susie'sSkunk!
Little Susie has never been shy. But one day something stops her in her tracks. Betcha can't guess what it is! Yes, it's a cute little kids story. If people like the format I'll write more of that style
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Published: 8/29/2004
Katie's Bitty Kitty reviews
Katie's pet is missing! Will she find him! Or will he be lost forever! Warning! Cute ickle kitty cats!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/29/2004
Where'd He Go! reviews
Why did Robert Frost write that weird poem! And what in the world does it mean!
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/2/2004
Love Went By reviews
A couple misses out on their love-and mourns it slowly-as love went by.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/1/2004