The Perspective of a Reincarnated Impaler in the Modern World - ramblings and thoughts on life by a reincarnated impaler who is stuck in a lifetime that involves visiting scientists, toxic chemicals, exponentially expanding tits & human sacrifice
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,308 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2003
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Dear Lord reviews
... if you're really out there, then there's people down here who'd like a word with you!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/30/2004
If We Fall Out With The USA reviews
If Europe and the United States ever went head-to-head, how would they fare? Here's my guess...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/7/2004
Why do we have the worst railways in Europe?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/21/2004
Memoirs Of A Special Needs Pupil reviews
Special Ed classes aren't ALL bad. I wish every school did them this way...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/26/2004
There But For The Grace Of God Go You reviews
A short and mostly fact-based piece on why we need a welfare system
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 12/18/2003
Being proud of your country is a good thing. Insisting that it's better than everybody else's is not.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 11/19/2003
I Don't Like Mondays reviews
My first and probably only songfic. Written after my girlfriend left me. There was, thankfully, a happy ending to this (see reviews).
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2003 - Published: 7/18/2003
The JPlan reviews
Basically, how I write the way I do; you might want to read some of my stuff first, but somebody on FF thought I ought to write something like this.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2003
On The Road With The Young Guns reviews
A police officer finds herself kidnapped by the notorious gang, and finds herself growing friendly with them. No violence yet, but give me time!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2003
Young Guns reviews
Jonathan West is a typical teenage runaway, except in one or two particulars. Like the gun in his hand and the dead cops in his wake. And he isn't even REALLY pissed off yet...
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2003