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First of all, I want everybody to know that I'm not very good at biographies, or autobiographies, for that matter, so bear with me. Second, is that if you are reading this biography, you might notice that I haven't written any stories. I probably won't be doing any stories any time soon either. I come on purely for the reading. I have to say, some of the stories I find here are remarkably good. Then again, some of the stories are totally crappy, but hey, I guess I can't blame people for trying.
I myself, am a hopeless romantic, therefore, in my Favorite Stories section, I have a large number of stories which I have read through and have found to be, both quality and entertainment-wise, bloody brilliant. I'm a sucker for happy endings. I know they might not be realistic, but I would rather not be depressed when I finish a story. I'm very happy with all the stories I've listed but, unfortunately, not all of them update very often,which I suppose, is excusable.
Lastly now, I would like to thank all the people who do provide wonderful stories for otherwise bored people like me. Thank you for reading my bio too. I should mention that I'm totally guy-crazy, but you all didn't need to know that. Oh, and btw, I used to be Rylee Whitmore, but I've changed my pen name to majorshopaholic.
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Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 4848 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Cupid's Arrow by CheDe reviews
In a time where the Gods rule, they were separated. The life they had once lived now nothing more than mere dreams in the distant realm of fantasy. Where the secrets of their past and the truth both would rather forget, waits to be reawakened.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/8/2002
The Tutoring Contract by pinkshades reviews
Tutoring's never been this complicated, thanks to Wes McDermott. He'll ignore you, then charm you. He'll insult you, then ask you out. With little studying going on, all Amy wants is for Wes to pick up a textbook ... before she murders him with it.DELETED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007
Could Be Paradise by Typesour reviews
The formula for a perfect marriage? Sunglasses, emotions gone haywire, and a pair of dirty liars are all main ingredients. [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,452 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Complete
Romeo & Juliet Revisited by Grunge Muffin reviews
Is love a tender thing? Two ex-bestfriends spend 5 years of High School hating each other. Now at the end, a sudden unexpected road trip forces them to rethink everything they thought they knew and felt about each other.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,582 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 5/19/2004
Reason and Romance by Myrika reviews
Adrian Blake is tired of looking for that perfect romance, but when she meets Alex Montgomery, she forgets all reason. And yet she can't forget he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 4343 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
Tabby Cat by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE It is not acceptable for a proper young miss to Aenter a tavern, Bnot wear mourning colours when in mourning and Ckiss a man she's not related to. But then, fate usually has the upper hand over propriety.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,074 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Living with the Devil by Stellarfrog reviews
Sophia's happy. Or at least she was until her roommate unexpectedly left after hastily finding a replacement, who just so happens to be the ex-love-of-Sophia's-life and the cause of a whole lot of pain and misery. It just sucks that he's so damn charming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,315 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005
Mating Habits of the Popular and the Petty by Myrika reviews
A certain prom night's events tore apart six friends. Loyalties splintered and love spoiled. Newcomer Jas Lindsay must figure out what really happened. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
This Storm by Jazzy Kitty reviews
Zack is arrogant, mysterious, and he loves to irritate her. With him, there are always things left unsaid and under the surface. Yet when he leaves unexpectedly, Zack leaves a hole in her heart that she didn't know was supposed to be there. [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 163,049 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
Hilton Academy by Harmonized reviews
Bright, stubborn & independent Jesse hates her peers at Hilton. Titled, chilled & handsome William fits in just fine. Can he convince her that not everyone hailing from wealth is shallow? Can he convince everyone else that class doesn’t matter?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 196,933 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004
A Scandal of Newtonian Proportions by Stellarfrog reviews
A beautiful computer whiz goes to Geneva to live and work alongside the most reclusive, arrogant Physics researcher. They compete ruthlessly, and the hatred's pretty much mutual. But what happens when one of them starts thinking differently? CHAPTER 17!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005
Thorn of the Kingdom by poohba reviews
Posting of a revamped opening. Abby has loved Crown Prince Tholly since she was orphaned at the age of six and sent to live with his nursemaid, her Aunt Kate. But, can a commoner really ever be with the future king?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 2/12/2003
Holier than Thou by WickedOne reviews
Jason is a narcissistic evil genius. Morgan’s the ultimate prim and proper perfectionist. Bad-boy Jason moves into the apartment across. Trouble? Most definitely. Sparks? Hell yeah…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,778 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 3/19/2003
Modifications by inconsequential me reviews
I’m sixteen years old. I’m too mature for my own good. I’m an exceptional student. I don’t drink.I have very few friends. I’ve never been kissed. I am seriously lacking what most would consider a life. All of that is about to change. Well, most
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,141 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 6/14/2003
It started with a Deal by KNE reviews
It started as a deal. He would pay her a thousand dollars and she would play as his girlfriend for one night. For one night only. But things never go as planned……and certain feelings are unexpected
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,337 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 2/4/2005
A View from the Bridge by Harmonized reviews
When you’re trying to co-direct a school play to get theatrical credit for college the last thing you need is to be torn between the school’s resident Mr.Popular & Mr.Rebellion. Dee finds herself in that exact position & things only get more complex
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,431 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 5/27/2003
Black and White by sarahmk6 reviews
Do you still love him, Alexa?” she asked. I took a deep breath. The words tasted sour, even before I could say them. “No, I don’t...” I can’t, I added silently. “He still loves you, you know.” “You’re making that up,” I mumbled to myse
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 8/8/2003
Intrigue by obsidian sorceress reviews
Aiden is captured by pirates while pretending to be a boy in order to get passage home. She needs to play a game of intrigue in order to keep her life while keeping her sex a secret. Based on old definition of Romance. R for complex characters. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,349 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 5/3/2003
A Coward's Wisdom by Lavender Knight reviews
A story of love, jealousy, and the things we do for both. [Complete] I am doing a rewrite. Believe me, this CAN improve. Now up to Chapter 16 Destiny's Mark.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,979 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 6/11/2003
Duty and Defiance by Knightengale reviews
In a world dominated by Society, Isabella Hastings, the daughter of an affluent Englishman, finds herself in love with a man whose past has been deemed socially unacceptable. -Completed-
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,752 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 6/3/2003
The World's Sweetheart I II OLD by jojobear reviews
All work on part 2 is going to be halted while I rewrite Part I...there will be a more detailed explanation inside. Thank you!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,229 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Complete
The Gwen Flynn Diaries by evanescent reviews
Don't even get her started on her name. Or her mother, who has currently decided to ruin her life by forcing Gwen's future children to one day have webbed feet and tails...R/R if you please.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,682 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 6/29/2003
The Diva Pixie by Endless Dark reviews
He's overly dramatic, androgynous, and annoying. Your basic rock star. She's fed up, annoyed, and utterly sick of him. But with a past that neither can forget, they can't seem to stay away from each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,540 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Complete
The Experiment by Kerrin reviews
She thought she had it all, She was a jock with a need for another subject.. too bad she picked Health.. Any other subject, and she would have made it out of Highschool perfectly unscarred.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 110,862 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 10/8/2002
Hunting Jude by Bright Jones reviews
Emma's best memories of childhood were with the Hunter clan, the huge, boisterous family of her best friend Faith - now she has a chance to spend Christmas with all of them again. And to let brooding Jude Hunter know that she's no longer a little girl!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,538 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
Revenge of the Sweetest Nature by Blondie2 reviews
Alec plans the ultimate revenge when Maxine turns up in town after leaving him five years previously. Romance and seduction are the order of the day!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2003 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Complete
For the Sake of Convenience by Knightengale reviews
Gabriel Winters cringes at the very thought of marriage. Clara Browne's feelings for Gabriel are no less hostile. So when outside forces throw these two into a union, neither is too thrilled about it. Will love ensue or will disaster strike? -Completed-
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,769 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
Somewhere In Middle America by MartyMcFlyHasMyShoes reviews
**FINISHED!!** Jersey has had a crush on her best buddy Darren since... well, forever. Now they're off to college together, but things are just about to get even more complicated... **R&R!!!**
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,092 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 9/2/2002
All About You by Melody1 reviews
Popular Devon meets and uses innocent Sophie to get his exgirlfriend back. But after it's all done, does he get who he really wants? THE CONTINUATION HAS BEEN MOVED TO A SEPARATE DOCUMENT see my profile Please Read and Review. I'd really appreciate it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 184,953 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Complete
Road Trip by Beau Coeur reviews
FINISHED! To (his) Grandmacross the country other's house they go... 2 guys and a girl drive to spend the summer w/his grandma.?will staying in the same hotel room change things? Rating for later chapters and related theme
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,104 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 55 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002
UNcreat1Ve7 by Zia Aizan reviews
OK, so maybe I shouldn't have been on my cousin J's s/n. . . but I worship her friend Dave! I had to talk to him. But now. . . he likes talking to me, I think - but since I was iming him on J's s/n - he's falling for HER! (completed)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 65,791 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 8/26/2002
Tropical Fun by Blondie2 reviews
Tina and Crystal arrive on a Tropical Island unaware that their future and their future husbands are waiting for them on the island. Please R &R we really would love feed back on this one!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2002 - Published: 12/23/2001 - Complete