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Joined 12-17-02, id: 311254
Author has written 8 stories for Love, Life, Song, War, and Friendship.
Hey I'm Kriss

If you want too know a thing or two about me
This is answers, you make up the questions (I'm way to lazy to actually write a whole text)

! I'm a female

! like I'd tell you!

! kriss

! hell no!

! cheese

! not if you're in a speedo

! sure

! in your dreams

! I like cats

! Bimbo Spears

! whores!

! sure, and while I'm at it, I'll just put a big sign outside my house saying "Hey, crazy stalker, this is MY house. Come here"

! mmmmmmmmmm, cheese

! Power to the monkeys

! No more power to the monkeys, we must end this madness !

! "I know what I know, no more, no less"
-me

ps: the reason my writings has so many errors is because I write in UK english, not the US type. That and the fact that english is not my first languish.

psx2: if you want to send me an E-mail or anything,that's okay...

psx3: I change my name all the time, so far; Krissy, Krissy19, kriss4ever, kriss for you, northside 4ever, northside bitch, northside pride (a joke, 'cause i live in Norway *lookes around* I've said too much...) !n [email protected], God's alive, and he's crying, I'm not THAT violent, Kriss; the one and only

Bye babe, and have a safe drive

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Fairy Tale by RandomTurdBurger reviews
Grinding Grimm, Goose, and Hans Christian Anderson into the dust... no fair helpless maidens allowed
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005
The Battle by Aqua Illuminati reviews
Chapter 2 up! The story of a teenage girl attempting to topple the social ladder in school.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2004 - Published: 9/23/2004
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Den Frendeløse reviews
Er usikker på interessen for et norsk dikt, men ville formidle meg med et språk som falt naturlig.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - Swedish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2005
I wish for perfection reviews
Just how I think sometimes
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/10/2003
Lost reviews
no summary
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/10/2003
Untitled reviews
no summary
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/10/2003
Breaking reviews
a song I wrote when I was feeling sort of down...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/3/2003
To you reviews
This is a poem about a guy I know, or used to know...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/21/2003
growing up reviews
This is something I wrote when I was really mad at my mother
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/10/2003
Goodbye reviews
This is about saying farewell to someone
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/10/2003