I've not heard of girls returning; it is a murky, mystery place. I may not have had much book-learnin'; but I've got charms to win the race.

Noun: petal
1. Part of the perianth that is usually brightly colored
2. A strange, melancholy creature, aged eight and ten years, who alternates between being a vulgar, crude little bit of spittle on the sidewalk and a polite petit four sitting primly atop a doyley. Possessed of a thousand and one obsessions, and a different personality for each. The one featured here belongs to Victorian era French bordellos, absinthe, red lipstick and narcolepsy.