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Joined 12-29-02, id: 317180
Author has written 4 stories for Manga, Family, and General.

O.K., so I finally decided to write my bio.

You probably want to know about me. Sorry, no can do, I'm in this thing called the witness protection program and i'm supposed to remain anonymous y know?? Actually as you've probably guessed that's a total lie, but hey I can still say it right?? (maybe not, sigh)

In actuality I'm just not very interesting. I'm a citizen of the United States of America (Natural Born so I could be president some day...) and I live in one of the 50 states, although which I'm not telling you because those of you who are really smart, or know me, might be able to tell from my writing, depending on how much of my accent drifts through.

Meanwhile if you have some strange desire to know about my life go ahead and check out my livejournal. Or you can look at my Fanfiction, I'm Lalaith8 over there (I have no idea why I'm 8 there and 7 here so don't ask me)

Yeah, that's it,


(8/10/06) P.P.S. Do you ever get the urge to twirl your chest hair?

(12/10/06) I thought I might add this lovely quote:


So, regarding this whole British accent everything is funny thing, are you seriously telling me that if you heard me or any other British person saying something like, "Oh, sod it, that wanker just ate the last piece of pie" or something, you'd laugh?


(cannot answer, she is laughing too much)


I swiped this with permission from Armith-Greenleaf:

"There are different types of readers:

1-The one that only reads what needed for their career

2-The one that reads everything they can get their hands on, no telling apart

3-The one who lacks time to read. The one that only reads during their career or always reads the same thing

4-The virtual one that only reads on the screen, never grabbing a book to actually read

5-The one that needs to read, it's a habit and part of their life

6-The ideal one, the one able to not only read and analyze but also create for other readers"

I'm definitely number 5. Reading isn't my anti-drug, it is my drug and I'm totally addicted.

Also on a personal note, I've recently begun to realize just how meaningful reviews are so I've begun doing it more often.

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To Feel the Sun by Aurette reviews
When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
My Happy Ending by Niccy reviews
After hooking up over the summer, Caroline never expected to see Justin again. Imagine her surprise when he turns up a month later as the new guy at her school. She should be happy, and she would be… if he weren’t dating the school captain.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,067 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Memories Worth Protecting by Shampoo Suicide reviews
I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004
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The Difference reviews
The aftermath of a misunderstanding between a man and his girlfriend, in two parts.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Ace of Spades reviews
As serial killer leaves calling cards with each of his victims. The most recent the ace of spades. A short, dark little tale.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Jazz reviews
An extended metaphor about my sister (how are you supposed to summarize a poem anyway)
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006
Love and Robots reviews
Nelson is a mecha test pilot in deep space. He is not a rebellious soldier, but when he encounters a strange race of aliens he believes will attack his wife's home planet, he goes AWOL
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2003