SacredGoggles
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Joined 01-06-03, id: 321772
Author has written 3 stories for Fantasy, General, and Humor.
Name: I'm not telling you you internet axe men!
Horoscope: Paries! (Pieces/Aries cusp)
Age: Changes to much to bother
Height: One of these
Weight Some of those
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The Perfect War by Ephemeral Dreams reviews
An different look at Mary Sues, Author Avatars, and other such things relating to fanfiction and published works. Recommended especially for new authors.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Complete
Bodhissatva Ramma Lamma Ding Dong by Galaxy Girl reviews
It's the ideal philosophical Zen Buddhism comedy piece! Kesler is Western-minded! Cyd is Eastern-minded! Watch these two thought-provoking fellows match witty barbs in this amazing, migraine-causing story!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2003
The Holey Tourist Guide of Hallillamallooism by T.J. Strauss reviews
Umm... This is just a philosophy that me and my friends came up with. This is the holy book that followers should live their lives by. (Not sacreligious) More new wisdom up!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 5/2/2002
The Truth About Hammerspace! by Galaxy Girl reviews
A ridiculous little explanation of the physics of Hammerspace, as explained by two insane scientists confronted by a poor, naive little janitor at a... oh heck, just read it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2003
My Conversation With A Psychiatrist by T.J. Strauss reviews
Ummm... This is just something I came up with when I got bored. It's a completely hypothetical conversation between myself and a psychiatrist. You probably have something better to do than read this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2002 - Published: 7/14/2002
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If I was a baby chipmunk reviews
Written by CERTAIN PESKY BROTHERS WHO FORCE CERTAIN SISTERS TO POST THEIR INANE STORIES (coughcough) and kept up because of chronic insanity of the masses.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005
The Official Rules of Yakka reviews
Like baseball? Like soccer? Like running around screaming like a nut? Learn to play Yakka and do it all at once!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2005
Happily Ever After reviews
When an evil demon attacks and steals Princess Kaya, Prince Sancho rides to her rescue! But a peasent boy walks to her rescue, confident that the prince will fail and he will succeed. Please R+R.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/21/2003