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Joined 01-06-03, id: 322150
Author has written 9 stories for Historical, Friendship, Song, Nature, Love, Fantasy, Life, and Fantasy.
Finally I think I will update this bio.
My name is still Emily. I am a soon to be Junior in high school. I still play tenor sax, but begrudgingly.

I am a huge bookie and read anything I can get my hands on. Especially Orson Scott Card, David Sedaris, and Oscar Wilde. I am a gay advocate although I am straight out of my mind. My favorite movie is Dead Poets Society and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I love musicals and strong gay themes. Anything foreign or in subtitles makes me happy. My friends are the best people in the world and support me in all my out there obsessions. Stop reading my bio and go read some of Oriana Amadis or Shebone01's stuff. My favorite writer is Surgar on the asphault.

If you have any stories to send please I would love to read or beta yours.

I also would like to mention that I have lost 30 pounds on L.A. weight loss, I have became a second row jazzercise member, and I just donated 12 inches of hair to locks for love. Everyone should make some major life changes. I am 16 and it is time I did some good things for myself.

I might as well also mention that I love Harry Potter but hate J.K. Rowling, that Lord Of The Rings rocks my sock but thats only because I pretend their all gay, and that I cried when Buffy went off the air and then again when Angel chose to slay the dragon.

Oh and kudos to the band Edge of Insolence for being pretty boys in eyeliner.

Blast I almost forgot my favorite types of music...well it's foregn too. I love T.A.T.U, Flogging Molly, The Barry Sisters, Auqua, The Cranberries, and Crash Test Dummies...oh oh oh and OK Go to name a few. "it's all about the music"

I could give you a list of favorite quotes but there are so many and I don't want to leave any out so I'll stick with my all time favorite "why waste your final hours racing about your cage denying your a squirrel?" -ray bradbury. thanks porter, your always providing me with a brake from the norm. Oh, and may i cross your golden river.

If anyone is still with me please scroll down and leave some reviews...or flames. anything but "oh that was so funny" or "squee" you know, none of that.

The Experiment by Brie Maxwell reviews
Warning: Lemon. Not good at summeries, read and enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 11/22/2002
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Wolf boy meets Fat girl reviews
A lycanthrope wolfman is found out by two of his classmates. what happens when a roller skates attack and will pepper rue the day?. Based on sort of true stories.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 5/21/2004
BootyDoodyHead reviews
There are two black girls on my bus, in my rural school in cheatham this is an odd occurence as there are only five in the whole school. one of them called me a booty-doody-head once. not offensive at all. do you know what a booty doody head is?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2003
Celestial Beings reviews
Alone in the forest you can hear the trees laugh.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/21/2003
A Lovers Shadow reviews
shock and awe i wrote an angsty love poem. but i was hurt and it sums up my experience quite nicley. so please r&r.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/30/2003
WOE IS THE LIFE OF A HONEYBEE reviews
I thought i would show some self pity towards my fellow earth dwellers, even some of the more unpleasant ones.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2003
FAUK ON reviews
this is a song for all the mistreated kids in america. speak out and have a voice. now read and review or i will send my wrath upon you. oh and be agressive
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/21/2003
ALEXANDER THE GREAT AND HIS MOM reviews
This is the story of Alexander the great and his mother. this is very accurate. everything i've written is true. i may have embelleshed some conversations, but for the most part it's 100% factoids. so enjoy!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2003
conversation of hormogne driven teens reviews
four single girls together on valentines day. we talked and in our genious decided to write it down. were insane. here is proof.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2003
THE END OF SOCRATES WITH A HUMEROUS TWIST reviews
Socrates was a brilliant man. The people of Athens were ignorant of this. The put Socratese to death. This is the story of how it could of happened. What have i done to history?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/23/2003