Calmly Chaotichide bio
Author has written 14 stories for Fantasy, Romance, General, Supernatural, Mythology, Life, Humor, Horror, and Young Adult. Hey there! I've been using fanfiction for awhile now, and even have some of my own stories finally posted. Ok, so you want to know about me. I'm 21 years old, and am currently attending community college. I work at McDonald's, which isn't as bad as it sounds, and the Disney store. I like alternative music mostly, but I'll listen to just about anything. Some of my favorite artists are Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Nickleback, Evanescence, and Matchbox 20. Some of my newer favorites are The Last Goodnight and One Republic. My favorite tv shows are CSI: New York, the regular CSI, and Criminal Minds. Used to be a big fan of Buffy. I have many favorite movies, too many to put down in here! I love romance, fantasy, horror, almost all genres. There are too many to list. Some of my favorite actors are Ewan McGregor, Johnny Depp, and Geoffery Rush. For actresses, I admire Sandra Bullock,Drew Barrymore, and Kate Winslet. Onto the next subject! I love to read, mainly fantasy, horror, and romance books, write sometimes, chat online, and hang out with my friends. Ok...I've seen other authors do this on their bio page, so I'm going to do it also, cause it looks like a good idea. Here goes: Updates on stories Unfortunately I haven't been writing in a long time. I intend to, but there have been so many things going on with my life that it takes a backseat to most everything. Hopefully in the future I will write more. Recently I took down some of my poetry I felt that was too immature and I didn't like anymore. Marie's Story - I have ideas for this, I honestly do, but I get stuck so often on it that I don't update nearly as often as I would like. I've discovered I don't do well with writing long stories, due to the planning that I'm realizing has to go into them. So I'm not sure when I'll update, please be patient. Ideas are welcome. Pieces of Mail - My newest story, and I have lots of good ideas for it. As soon as I'm in a horror mood I'll sit and write more on it. Adventures of Charlie - On hold for probably forever. I have ideas, but...it's not going to well. I can't seem to sit myself down and write on it. I get distracted way to much. Please read my stories, or if they don't interest you, check out my favorite stories list (that's what it's there for), or go look at my favorite authors. I'm sure you'll find something interesting! Reccommended: Read anything by Katmillia or CheDe, they are both marvelous authors! |
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False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7259 - Favs: 6,336 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Unfinished Business by Maeven reviews
Kaetlyn Worthing died in what can be quaintly termed as a freak accident. As a wandering ghost, invisible to the world, she pours her heart out to a man with the most intense, hazel eyes. Problem? He's a 'ghostbuster'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2003
It's Still The Ordinary Life by Carbon Slash reviews
*DISCONTINUED* She got a new look, and her crush finally notices her. But much to her chagrin, he thought that she was a new student in their school, until his friend corrected him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,868 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
Something Nonsensical by A-Paul-Ling reviews
What happens when you put a lot of random words together? Or write when you're tired? You get this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2005
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/29/2004
Looking, Thinking, Feeling, Being by Weeba reviews
A little series of character explorations of people I know, from my crush of two years, to my underestimated chorus teacher, to my worst enemy. Previously
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 7/21/2004
Shining Heart in the Darkness by cherrycoke88 reviews
a forgotton murder, a disrightful heir, a dark king, a girls journey to find herself and to change the way things are
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2004
Jack in Wonderland by Roffle Roller reviews
(PLEASE READ AND REVIEW) Once upon a time...(fuck that) Join Jack the Zipper and his fuck you attitude as he explores a strange land, and gets high. Trust me it is funnier than you may think. This parodies Alice in Wonderland(nt just for druggies)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2004
Pestilence and Plague by Kikikyo reviews
Morta has been sent into the world to control the human population. Using her gift of Pestilence and Plague, she will purge the world...unless someone can stop her...Please R&R
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2004
The Suicide A Z by GayLadUk reviews
No this isn't Edward Gorey's work, it is mine - though it was heavily inspired by "The Ghastlycrumb Tinies"
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/3/2004
Do You Believe in Love at First Sight? by fierytears reviews
a girl who's forgotten the fairy tales of her past meets someone who takes her breath away...is this prince charming or a mistake? do fairy tales exist? do you believe in love at first sight? R/R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004
Igloos by Megan reviews
There's a psycho outside holding a hairdryer
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2004
CindyElla by onehappykat reviews
Cinderella? Or CindyElla? The real scoop on that oh-so-sweet story of Cinderella!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004
The Haunting by BluesChild reviews
six strangers are chosen to stay a weekend at a Haunted House. Can they survive the stay?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2003
Just Another Day: The Novel by NehemiaH reviews
Hannah spent one crazy day bumping into the same boy. She thought she'd never see him again,but when he comes back into her life for good, is it really for the better?He seems to like Hannah, but her best friend seems to like him too...uh oh.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,133 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/22/2002 - Published: 8/20/2002 - Complete
Make Believe by til-iburnout aka Amanda Helton reviews
I wrote this when I was thinking about how everyone seems to go around wearing a mask, playing make believe
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2002
MultiPack by M. Fitzgerald reviews
It is a place most men fear to go, but Elwyn does not flinch away from danger. He is willing to brave the perilous feminine hygiene aisle for his wife and daughters.(Complete)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/14/2002
Lost by Saturn T. Riddle reviews
Betsey in Ewan land
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2002
Paradise by Chaotic Serenity reviews
PG-13 for language. Just a poem expressing what I feel is a place where all we all go, at one point or another, just to get away...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2001
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A Night At The Club reviews
Just a short story of a girl who meets up with a vampire.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005
Marie's Story reviews
Marie has come down for her sister's wedding. Unfortunately, she bumps into an annoying guy, who just happens to be best man! (sucky summary I know, but please r+r, I'll review yours)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,978 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 6/1/2003
Pieces of Mail reviews
A young girl is brutally murdered, and her friend keeps receiving bits of her through mail… Rated for future descriptive violence (first chap is mild violence, though)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2004
Breaking Up Is Not That Hard To Do reviews
I have no idea why I'm even posting this. I will probably take it down soon. Little thing I felt compelled to write, about a girl breaking up with her boyfriend. Cheesy ending. Rated for some language.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/2/2004
Days of our lives while the world turns reviews
A bunch of inside jokes between me and my friends. Very crazy, and might not be understood by the reader. Partly a parody of soap operas and all the drama that goes on. Finished!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 5/28/2004
Voices and Madness reviews
Two short poems. First one is about voices in someone's head, the second one is general madness. They're better than this summary, I guarantee it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004
Vampire reviews
A short poem I wrote rather quickly. As the title says, it's about a vampire. Nothing else much to say, except please r+r! (if you review mine, I'll review yours wink)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2004
Wolf Princess reviews
A version of Cinderella , but with werewolves.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2004
No More Tears To Cry reviews
About a depressed girl. Make your own background story up for it, I think that would make things a lot more interesting! Please read and review!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/6/2004
A Slightly Different Version of Snow White reviews
The original Snow White tale, but with an extremely twisted ending.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/8/2004
Hercules' Thirteenth Labor reviews
Just a small thing I had to write for Mythology. Intended to make fun of Hercules and small bits of Greek myth.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/19/2003
The Noise reviews
Short story of a girl who hears a strange noise in the night.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/3/2003
Hands reviews
Poem from a girl's pov. Sad, yet not. Don't ask, just read! Please r+r!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/18/2003
The Adventures of Charlie reviews
A simple peasant named Charlie receives a talisman and goes on many adventures.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003