Squeaks the Jester
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Joined 01-14-03, id: 325764, Profile Updated: 01-18-12
Author has written 37 stories for Mystery, Humor, Romance, Life, Friendship, Fantasy, General, Fable, General, Action, Play, Mythology, Young Adult, Supernatural, Fantasy, and Sci-Fi.
So this is my old works... I am still writing I am just embarassed by these. lol. Go to this page:http://www.fictionpress.com/~ljlongo, for my newest stuff. :)
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Slut Man and The Chronicles Therefore Of by John Ink reviews
New Draft. Short Chapters. Read at least one. Sluut man, Sluut Man, friendly neighborhood Slutman, gets the girl, everytime, watch out guys, it's slut man time, look out, there goes the slut maaaaaan!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 2/15/2003
A Prophet Speaks of the Political Future by tomato-greens reviews
A prophet speaks of the political future. (Déja-vu, anyone) Accompanied by a ridiculous note from far into the future, and a ridiculous author's note that probably belongs far from anywhere. I had fun with this.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2004
Nirvana by like passion is red reviews
A poem, If you review please be gentle it means something to me in a sort of odd midnight mood way.It is written in a bit of an odd flow and has odd capitalization but that IS the mood. It’s closely based of part of a conversation I had once. I’m not
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 7/5/2003
Writing by NeWriter reviews
i wrote this while I was writing... I felt the words come up! Please review!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2003
Four seasons by Clockwork Angel reviews
Four seasons of life
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2003
Crystallized by Royal Blue reviews
When Chloe decides to investigate further a mystery posed by a souvenir shop owner, she gets more than she bargained for. One-shot, r/r, c/c welcome!!!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2003
The Girl and the Pedestal by Afton reviews
A symbolic story. Girl meets guy, girl likes guy, but that's about all that's typical about it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2001
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Three Kisses reviews
When the crown jewel of the Albion Sector is kidnapped at night by a troop of down-lows, its up to Tartaro, the Cirque Sector's most fear enforcer to find the little girl and save his world. The only thing standing his way is his own lover. Please Review
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,300 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009
Kindling the Witch reviews
A new spin on your favorite fairytale women. A short story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
The Writing Tutor reviews
More M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2006
The Nursery reviews
A short sci fi sort of thing
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006
Before the Rain reviews
Inspired by a Rembrandt sketch. Graphic male homosexual
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006
Breasts, Hips, and Honesty reviews
Complete. Reflections of a teenager on gender, image, and other such shit.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2006
Protecting an investment reviews
Varient on a theme from American Dreams; those of you who read that story will recognize this one. Deals with homosexual male sex graphically.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/15/2006
Dangerous Complacency reviews
Complete. A tiny little blink that I'm using as payment to an editor. Features an experiment in accents, so most of the mispellings are on purpose. Graphic homosexuality.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005
Confessions of Weakness reviews
Complete. Contains graphic homosexual scenes. The story following the birth of a legend and the skillful warrior who must learn to trust in order to love.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,659 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 5/26/2005
Dreams UnPursued reviews
Complete . Catalogues the story of a young incubus torn between two lovers, one can teach him to control his power, the other can save him from them. M/M
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,665 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005
Blood stained Silk Shirts reviews
Small blurpy story that contains rough m/m intercourse. I may develop this into something more if people want and have good ideas for me.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2005
Christmas present 2004 reviews
A continuation of the Teeka and Rikola story. Complete for your reading enjoyment... sort of.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2004
Faulty Lock reviews
Shot one shot. It's too traditional for me if you want to run with it K. Fly like the wind. Any one else has to ask lol.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2004
My Halloween Present for Slash reveiwers reviews
A three story event of supernatural proportions... mwhahahahhahaa -gasp,sputter, choke- ...I'm all right... - clearing of the throat- Let me try that again... Mwhahahahahahahhahaaaaa...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,939 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 10/30/2004
American Dreams reviews
A lighthearted story about a young Englishman who finds his wildest fantasies in a desolate land far from home. mm
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,150 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
The Temple reviews
A play about five demons looking for a home. comedy
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,508 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 10/4/2004
Color my dreams reviews
M/m. What to do when you're bored in study hall.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2004
First Impressions reviews
A m/m slash that deals with young men who know how to make a good impression. (complete)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2004
Attaining Humanity reviews
complete In a treetop village, two men torn apart by hatred and nightmarish crimes, are forced to confront the potent attraction that keeps pulling them together. But is fate and lust enough to grow forgiveness and love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,784 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004
Ganymedes reviews
Another piece of plot and smut. Hopefully this will have some symbolic value. M/M
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2004
I love Sam reviews
A typical story of a unique love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/1/2004
Bumping Uglies reviews
Complete. Gilbert may seem innocent to the rest of the world, but he's as lusty as they come. Stripped of his innocence by a stranger in a bookstore, he soon learns the ways of seduction and forges a trail of tears on his own.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004
The Gravedigger's Last Words reviews
(complete)A story of secret lusts, hidden brutality, and the vengeful mind veiled by the most sincere of loves. (based off Shakespeare's Othello but in plain English)
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,364 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004
The Reluctant Familiar reviews
Complete. Um... summary.. I'm too lazy... I don't feel like motivating myself to talk about how it's a macabraoues comedy about a demon who's worst dream comes true.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 3/4/2004
Ahdrian and Yago reviews
Complete. A m/m that goes along with the gravedigger story... I shouldn't post it but a certain somebody is about to bash her brains out...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/4/2004
Absinthe Desires reviews
Complete. A rather complex slash about lust, love, and the masks we hide behind. It is complete and posted and I'd love for you to read it and review.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 114,750 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 6/29/2003
Reflections in Champagne reviews
Complete. A short story of a man who has made more mistakes in his past than he can deal with
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2004
Shards of the Sea reviews
A tale of supernatural. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004
My Christmas Present to all Slash Reviewers reviews
Complete. Hope y'all like anti-santa slash themes. This is the Jester's explanation to Santa and probably the reason I don't get Nuttin' for Christmas (complete for your reading enjoyment)
Fiction: Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2003
The Clock reviews
Complete. A poem for people who experience things they sometimes can't explain.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2003
The Pegasus Rider reviews
Complete. An epic poem about how a warrior rescues a princess.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/25/2003
Song for the talent reviews
Sort of Metaphorical. Complete.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/10/2003
Rejected by U reviews
Complete. Not sure if it's poetry or fiction. But it's short and it's somehow humourous...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2003
A Tree's Advice reviews
(complete) Althought I was threatened to be sporked to death if I ever posted another poem...(the wicked side,blame the wicked side) I posted this for your reading enjoyment. Don't hurt me. Please...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2003
Writer's Block reviews
Complete. Written for those seeking a little 'inspiration'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,865 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/19/2003
Ode to a Goldfish reviews
(complete)Not really an ode. But it's semi-uplifting and the chapters are short. Read it if you're an outcast who needs a lift.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2003
The Messenger reviews
(complete)This is a Shakespearian dialogue, so be prepared for interesting turns and twists.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2003