Let's see...what to put in the Bio...
I like to write.
Cheese is definitely good (Cheddar!)
Hamsters are sweet and soft to pet.
I like poetry.
I like DC Talk and POD.

Only one story, but it is sure to be good.
Nah, I'm lying. It's totally stupid.
But go ahead and read, because it is very late and you are very bored.