J. P. Krumbine
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Joined 01-16-03, id: 326792
Author has written 27 stories for Sci-Fi, Humor, Essay, General, Horror, and Supernatural.

For fans of the Explorers of the Unknown, the first book is now available for purchase. Read the book and post your reviews!

Mr. Krumbine lives and works somewhere nearby (I heard rumor that it was at least somewhere on Earth). He is an extraordinarly talented young man in both bongst and mixing beverages. (Bongst is an interesting game that involves large, blunt objects, gratuitus loss of blood, and on occasion a rubber ducky - great fun though, once you get used to it. However, if you really want to learn the game well, you'll need to travel the fourth moon of Quaron IV and speak to two individuals: Ralph and Mr. Bean.)

Oddly enough, that doesn't reflect at all his writing capabilities. So, on behalf of Mr. Krumbine, I willingly vouch for his talents as an exotic dancer.

Er, writer, that is. He's a writer. And darn fine one at that.

Be sure to check out Mr. Krumbine's website for more samplings of his creative work in narrative prose, music, and film.

Thank you very much.

-Gregory Q. Marshall

Jordan's websites:

Explorers of the Unknown (this is the webcomic he writes)

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The Proper Care & Feeding of Library Vampires reviews
The Explorers of the Unknown, an elite investigatory team that specializes in the strange and unusual, must uncover the truth behind the library vampires and reveal their nefarious plot. With their entire existence at stake, the Explorers of the Unknown a
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005
Quite Possibly the Most Fascinating reviews
Quite Possibly the Most Fascinating Thing You'll Ever Read
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 5/19/2004
Irreverent Genius 7 reviews
Apparently, one of our heroes actually exhibit some talent in the creativity department. Well, sort of. Read on for adventures in writing! Well, sort of.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/20/2004
Conversations with an ExtraUniversal Being 2 reviews
It's time for a quest. The purpose: discover the limits of human stupidity!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2004
Irreverent Genius 4 reviews
Reptition reigns. Repetition Reigns.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/18/2004
Irreverent Genius 2: Library Fun reviews
Let's go to the library! Or, you know, not ...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/18/2004
Irreverent Genius 1: The Question reviews
On a quest for answers, first one must pose a question. Usually, that is.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2004
Irreverent Genius 6: The Inconvenience of Life reviews
Life may be an inconvenience - especially when you can't stop taking the Lord's name in vain and you realize the Absolute Truth: there's no place like Wisconsin.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2004
Irreverent Genius 5 More Library Fun reviews
Is it actually possible to talk in circles? The answer: irrefutably so - at least, when it comes to THESE discussions.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/16/2004
Irreverent Genius 3 reviews
The world is coming to an end! And our heroes can't even stay on topic! The horrors!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/16/2004
Darkness Rising reviews
What do you do when the end of the world is coming and you're the only one who can see it? Martin is about to have the worst day of his life ...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 5/12/2004
NWC: Prelude to Apocalypse reviews
The next part of the New World Chronicles story - The country is divided and the leaders of the government and the rebellion are both after the one person who can end the war ... feedback, please
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 8/16/2003
Napolean: World Peace through World Domination reviews
A briefish essay regarding a briefish visionary. (hehe, get it? briefish)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/14/2003
Interdimensional Travel & You
Check out the first couple of chapters of the definitive handbook for the reality challenged. More shall come pending reviews . . .
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,714 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2003
Conversations with an ExtraUniversal Being 1
There are important questions in life. Questions concerning, well, life. And Alicia Esquire. For answers, of course, we turn to our resident Extra-Universal Being in this quadrant of the Omniverse ...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Published: 8/14/2003
A Poem or Two reviews
Inspired by my sister as she attempted to rhyme for her Literature class. Short and sweet - enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/7/2003
A Dialogue reviews
Thrills! Chills! Action! Adventure! And . . . dialogue. Lots of it. No! It's not a cheap Tarantino knock off - it's . . . uh, hm, well, it's DIFFERENT. *Chapter TWO!*
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 3/3/2003
How to Conquer a Universe Without Really Trying reviews
It's an instructional essay that will show you how to do what we all secretly want to do - run naked through the corn fields! . . . er, just read and review
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2003
A Word About Time reviews
Some thoughts about time travel. Reviews, please.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/3/2003
A Word About the Universe reviews
An article examining the unique, infinite reaches of our Universe - short and sweet!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/3/2003
A View From Uranus IV: Life on Uranus
Chapter four, exploring the possibilities of life on Uranus
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Published: 3/1/2003
Space, Time, and other Points of Interest reviews
Before "A View From Uranus" our intrepid hero, Gregory Marshall, embarked on an adventure that spanned the Omniverse . . .
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28/2003
A View From Uranus: A Reply From Uranus reviews
The third chapter in this epic saga!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28/2003
The New World Chronicles: The Sean Miller File reviews
Set in the same universe as "The Garson Compound", this story is about a young man trying to survive.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/11/2003
A View From Uranus II: The Search For Life reviews
The adventure continues as Gregory Marshall must determine if there is in fact life on Uranus
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/10/2003
A View From Uranus reviews
The continuing adventures of our intrepid hero, Gregory Marshall, as he crash lands on Uranus
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/10/2003
The New World Chronicles: The Garson Compound reviews
A group of friends must save a girl from scientist who are using human subjects to test a lethal serum.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2003