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Joined 01-18-03, id: 327703, Profile Updated: 02-29-08
Author has written 6 stories for Humor, Life, and Young Adult.

It's been a loooooong time since I've updated my bio. However, by saying this I have inadvertently updated my bio. Geh with the logical paradoxes... !!Brain explodes!!

$$Wipes brains off computer screen and keeps typing as if nothing is wrong.$$

Expect most things written before 2006 to be of a slightly lesser literary quality than the more recent stuff. I'd delete things, but I don't want to lose anyone's thoughtful reviews.

Watching Flame Shadows is undergoing some major reworking of voice, plot and themes. I probably won't end up posting on here because of the whole 'no posting re-edits', but for anyone who has happened to read the sappy thing that is below, the new draft I'm working on is very different. Not so overwrought with pointless adverbs and adjectives, and Sasha's literary 'voice' is a lot different. Aspects of the plot which were needless and pointless are being taken out while brand spanking new pointless aspects have been added.

Breaking Crayons has undergone a reworking of rhythm and aesthetics, so it flows more smoothly in the meter. Again, I doubt the newer version will be posted here because of the ban on posting second edits.

The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
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Heartless reviews
A villanelle. About dead people, and such.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
This is a poem reviews
So... why else would you be here? To read ridiculous poems poking fun at things, of course... Poem 5 Up!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 1/29/2003
Watching Flame Shadows reviews
Sudden tragedy devastates the life of a young girl who believes she no longer knows the meaning of family. But what is family, when every person who cares about you gets ripped from your life? What happens when the only person left refuses to care at all
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,054 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004
Ugly reviews
Pretty much an insecurity poem. Nothing special. Nothing special at all...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2004
Breaking Crayons reviews
If I had to give a summary to save the human race, we'd all be screwed...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2003
You didn't see me reviews
My second original entry...about missing a chance because someone failed to see you...supposedly.....
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2003