DemonCat 3003
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Joined 01-19-03, id: 328632
Author has written 15 stories for Humor, Humor, Life, Thriller, Love, and General.
hello we r insane chipmunks from the planet called NYNEAAAGGNTGEGTTTRRYYUYTY commonly know as Bob

Actualy we're demon animals from the strange and dangerous planet called Earth.*shudder* its horrible there...


NOTE! There are TWO of us-

Mouse O(^*^)O squeak.- Crazy, Likes DBZ, Ranma 1/2, Invader Zim, Daria and The Simpsons. Also Likes- Good Charlotte, ICP, GreenDay, New Found Glory, Sum41, Cake, Linkin Park and much more...oh and LLAMA! not all llamas just invisable llama ^-^ so cute..REAL AGE- 14 MENTAL HEATLH- Insane, Pyro, Halucinagenic (sp?), Paronoia, Fear Of Being Sane, Fear Of Large Shiny Objects, Fear Of Pink, Fear Of Those God Damned Leprachauns That Say BURN! etc, etc, etc...

Kitty (^~.~^) meow.- Almost as crazy as mouse. but never... NEVER matching her insanity. *shudder* never...
Likes- pretty much any anime... kenshin, ranma, komodo no omocha, samurai x, lain, uh... cant think of n e more !!
real age- 15 other likes- brand new, the used, alien ant farm, dashboard confessional.. ^_^ .. JHONEN(!!!!!!), inu, sano, theres lots more... MENTAL HEALTH: ... not to be explained in words...
plus.. my shrink (i call her Bobbette) says i shouldnt try to think about myself as insane.. {*smiles at bobette* [brother] why are you smiling at the freakin' wall again?????
ahh. the insanity of others.}
then she started mumbling something about getting meh fit for a new jacket...
yay!! as long as its not pink... *shudder*
PS!!!!! i would like to mention!!!! *coughSIMON* i am GOING
to update Goodnight moon!!!! im slow at finishing that poem!! its almost done!!!! (ok nevermind the updating thing!! my comp crashed and EVERYTHING ish gone. *disgusted* its a dell. x.x and it WAS almost done!!. kinda...)
oh and... HI SCOOTER!! just so u all know... scooter is Scott St. Hilaire ... tell him HI! (and 'member... his name's scooter!!!!(or scoot))
in case you were wondering.. i was going through a non-grammar-like, excessive exclaimation points phase but am CURRENTLY too lazy to rewrite it. ^_^ too bad for you.

IF U DONT REVIEW I SHAL USE MY 2 favorite persuasive techniques!!

BLACKMAIL- I know what u did last summer! and it wasnt that thing with the bunny and bag of popcorn either! MUHA!

DEATH THREATS- I shall send a letter to ur house saying i know where u live! ITS GENIOUS!

Oh and Simon Psyc...UR THE CLONE!...Llama says so!

gives reviewers all the gold that they can eat* -O(^*^)O

Ok just cuz im bored i shall tell u some boring stuff..we r on the fave list of 12 ppl and we have submitted 136 signed reviews..
(AND a total of three of our stories have been reported and taken off fictionpress. :p. im not bitter. -(^~.~^))
oh and check our account 2.. -O(^*^)O

Its a work-in progress and we still havent posted them all so check back and check out out chatroom and message board ~.^

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Rigor Mortis by Simon Psyc reviews
A story about two guys working in a morgue- a redo of one of my older stories. Read it. Now. Why are you still reading this summary? You should have clicked on the link by now. I mean it. GO!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2003
The Chartreuse Reticulated Chipmunk by Simon Psyc reviews
A tale of love, loss, and muffins. Mostly the last one. This is a spoof of one of those detective movies from the forties and fifties. No more to come. It's done. R&R OR ELSE.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 7/7/2003
My thoughts by Darkthedestroyer reviews
Humorous and deep thoughts make you laugh or think or even both
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,551 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003
The Bend in the river: Spellbound by scene eleven reviews
"Everything recently was such a struggle,... ‘Exhausting’ She thought as eyelids that seemed to be made of lead flickered and closed." Kiera's run out of sensible ways to set things right, but will Magic REALLY help?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003
Field Journals of the War of the Muse by Gollumsess reviews
This is truly the stuff my life is made of: rabid sofa cushions, wool sweaters, spaghetti-sauce hair-cair, and lint... Much lint. Happily dysfunctional mayhem, come on in! >XD
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003
The ramblings of insanity by Master of the cuccos reviews
alot of quotes that don't make sense
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2003
Penguin wars by Elf-Lord reviews
when a team of scientists try to tap into the brains of animals, they doom the world to subjectiont o penguins... wrote while tripping of niquil and dumplings. C&C
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2003
Questions derived from my insanity by Elf-Lord reviews
These are questions I ponder at night, they are insane and yes... a bit scary ones that make you wonder. WHAT KINDA INSANE FREAK THINKS OF THESE THINGS!? R&R ^_^
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2002
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Drown reviews
apologies for the last-minute title..! and this is an actual serious poem.. suprisingly enough! about doubts/worries..
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2005
Past or A Shadow of the Past reviews
not humor? a poem about how pissed i am at idiots who ruin people. aka someone i hope to never see again.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2004
ode to 4! hehee its in ROMANCE! reviews
romance. lol. R&R! pweaseeeeeeeeeeee? i wrote this in about 5 minutes so whatever your complaints are. they are to be sent to [email protected]
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/10/2003
Mind Games reviews
-O(^*^)OI Had to write a story 4 lang. arts...AND I GOT MARKED DOWN BECASUE 'the problem wasnt solved' AND 'it doesnt relate to real life' >) IF EVERY STORY WAS LIKE THAT THE WORLD WOULD BE A DAMN BORING PLACE!...some ppls didnt understand it...
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/4/2003
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?: A Stalker's Story reviews
The sad, sad tale of a stalker...R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003
Adventures In LaLa Land reviews
O.o' just read it or the pigs of doom will come and eat of ur gooey insides...GOOEY I SAY! MUHA -O(^*^)O
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/17/2003
Thats A Different Story reviews
O(o-o)O -(FIRE! MUHA!) A Collection Of Short Poems.....oh yeah....with lots and lots....of...FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 5/1/2003
ummmm ok this is randomosity in its fullest form so the only thing to summerize is there is someone named Pax...and he meets a llama..... just read it and reveiw! PLEASE!!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4/27/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003
A Glimpse Of The Future reviews
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2003
The Adventures Of Chicken Cha The Magic Walnut reviews
PG13 for swearing..AND LOTS OF IT :D NOTE: Chicken Cha Was Named After My Drumsticks Left Stick- Chicken, Right Stick- Cha......What r u waiting 4....READ IT OR THE PIGS WILL COME! AND EAT YOUR GOOEY INSIDES! GOOEY I SAY! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2003
Silent Soul Screams reviews
A Poem I Wrote For A Pic I Drew (You Can See The Pic On My Website) -O(*^*)O
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2003
The Diary Of The Crossdressing Coward reviews
In S.S. we had to write a journal entry of sum1 who as at the Alamo when it was attacked by Santa Anna. Lets just say i did an unusual one......But Old West dragqueens are.....well...too...interesting to pass up. -O(^*^)O
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2003 - Published: 4/4/2003
Goodnight Moon Revised ::grins evily:: reviews
(^~.~^) well this is based on one of my expierenc- wait... its... um... not. o.o okay... R&R!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2003
Muha!.....Just read it fool human....... ^-^ AND REVIEW!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2003
*sniff* chicken........*wipes eye* .........drama HA! thats a good one...... please r&r just so i know that u read it thanx ^-^
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2003