DemonCat 3003
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Joined 01-19-03, id: 328632
Author has written 15 stories for Humor, Humor, Life, Thriller, Love, and General.
hello we r insane chipmunks from the planet called NYNEAAAGGNTGEGTTTRRYYUYTY commonly know as Bob

Actualy we're demon animals from the strange and dangerous planet called Earth.*shudder* its horrible there...

JUST BECAUSE U HAVE REVIEWED ONCE IS NO REASON NOT TO REVIEW AGAIN...
LOTS OF REVIEWS MAKE US FEEL SPECIAL ^-^

NOTE! There are TWO of us-

Mouse O(^*^)O squeak.- Crazy, Likes DBZ, Ranma 1/2, Invader Zim, Daria and The Simpsons. Also Likes- Good Charlotte, ICP, GreenDay, New Found Glory, Sum41, Cake, Linkin Park and much more...oh and LLAMA! not all llamas just llama...my invisable llama ^-^ so cute..REAL AGE- 14 MENTAL HEATLH- Insane, Pyro, Halucinagenic (sp?), Paronoia, Fear Of Being Sane, Fear Of Large Shiny Objects, Fear Of Pink, Fear Of Those God Damned Leprachauns That Say BURN! etc, etc, etc...

Kitty (^~.~^) meow.- Almost as crazy as mouse. but never... NEVER matching her insanity. *shudder* never...
Likes- pretty much any anime... kenshin, ranma, komodo no omocha, samurai x, lain, uh... cant think of n e more !!
real age- 15 other likes- brand new, the used, alien ant farm, dashboard confessional.. ^_^ .. JHONEN(!!!!!!), inu, sano, kenshin..um theres lots more... MENTAL HEALTH: ... not to be explained in words...
plus.. my shrink (i call her Bobbette) says i shouldnt try to think about myself as insane.. {*smiles at bobette* [brother] why are you smiling at the freakin' wall again?????
ahh. the insanity of others.}
then she started mumbling something about getting meh fit for a new jacket...
yay!! as long as its not pink... *shudder*
PS!!!!! i would like to mention!!!! *coughSIMON* i am GOING
to update Goodnight moon!!!! im slow at finishing that poem!! its almost done!!!! (ok nevermind the updating thing!! my comp crashed and EVERYTHING ish gone. *disgusted* its a dell. x.x and it WAS almost done!!. kinda...)
oh and... HI SCOOTER!! just so u all know... scooter is Scott St. Hilaire ... tell him HI! (and 'member... his name's scooter!!!!(or scoot))
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO WOULD REPORT SOMETHING THAT MEETS THE GUIDLINES
THAT APPOLOGIZES FOR SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T??????!!!!!!!!!!!! 0.0
in case you were wondering.. i was going through a non-grammar-like, excessive exclaimation points phase but am CURRENTLY too lazy to rewrite it. ^_^ too bad for you.
o.o'

IF U DONT REVIEW I SHAL USE MY 2 favorite persuasive techniques!!

BLACKMAIL- I know what u did last summer! and it wasnt that thing with the bunny and bag of popcorn either! MUHA!

DEATH THREATS- I shall send a letter to ur house saying i know where u live! ITS GENIOUS!

Oh and Simon Psyc...UR THE CLONE!...Llama says so!

gives reviewers all the gold that they can eat* -O(^*^)O

Ok just cuz im bored i shall tell u some boring stuff..we r on the fave list of 12 ppl and we have submitted 136 signed reviews..
(AND a total of three of our stories have been reported and taken off fictionpress. :p. im not bitter. -(^~.~^))
oh and check our account 2.. -O(^*^)O

CHATROOM DIARIES FANS- GO HERE!!!
http:///krazykillrkawaii/mainpage.html
Its a work-in progress and we still havent posted them all so check back and check out out chatroom and message board ~.^

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Rigor Mortis by Simon Psyc reviews
A story about two guys working in a morgue- a redo of one of my older stories. Read it. Now. Why are you still reading this summary? You should have clicked on the link by now. I mean it. GO!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2003
The Chartreuse Reticulated Chipmunk by Simon Psyc reviews
A tale of love, loss, and muffins. Mostly the last one. This is a spoof of one of those detective movies from the forties and fifties. No more to come. It's done. R&R OR ELSE.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 7/7/2003
My thoughts by Darkthedestroyer reviews
Humorous and deep thoughts make you laugh or think or even both
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,551 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003
The Bend in the river: Spellbound by scene eleven reviews
"Everything recently was such a struggle,... ‘Exhausting’ She thought as eyelids that seemed to be made of lead flickered and closed." Kiera's run out of sensible ways to set things right, but will Magic REALLY help?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003
Field Journals of the War of the Muse by Gollumsess reviews
This is truly the stuff my life is made of: rabid sofa cushions, wool sweaters, spaghetti-sauce hair-cair, and lint... Much lint. Happily dysfunctional mayhem, come on in! >XD
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003
The ramblings of insanity by Master of the cuccos reviews
alot of quotes that don't make sense
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2003
Penguin wars by Elf-Lord reviews
when a team of scientists try to tap into the brains of animals, they doom the world to subjectiont o penguins... wrote while tripping of niquil and dumplings. C&C
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2003
Questions derived from my insanity by Elf-Lord reviews
These are questions I ponder at night, they are insane and yes... a bit scary ones that make you wonder. WHAT KINDA INSANE FREAK THINKS OF THESE THINGS!? R&R ^_^
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2002
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Drown reviews
apologies for the last-minute title..! and this is an actual serious poem.. suprisingly enough! about doubts/worries..
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2005
Past or A Shadow of the Past reviews
not humor? a poem about how pissed i am at idiots who ruin people. aka someone i hope to never see again.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2004
ode to 4! hehee its in ROMANCE! reviews
romance. lol. R&R! pweaseeeeeeeeeeee? i wrote this in about 5 minutes so whatever your complaints are. they are to be sent to [email protected]
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/10/2003
Mind Games reviews
-O(^*^)OI Had to write a story 4 lang. arts...AND I GOT MARKED DOWN BECASUE 'the problem wasnt solved' AND 'it doesnt relate to real life' >) IF EVERY STORY WAS LIKE THAT THE WORLD WOULD BE A DAMN BORING PLACE!...some ppls didnt understand it...
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/4/2003
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?: A Stalker's Story reviews
The sad, sad tale of a stalker...R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003
Adventures In LaLa Land reviews
O.o' just read it or the pigs of doom will come and eat of ur gooey insides...GOOEY I SAY! MUHA -O(^*^)O
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/17/2003
Thats A Different Story reviews
O(o-o)O -(FIRE! MUHA!) A Collection Of Short Poems.....oh yeah....with lots and lots....of...FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 5/1/2003
THE EVIL HEROISH PERSON reviews
ummmm ok this is randomosity in its fullest form so the only thing to summerize is there is someone named Pax...and he meets a llama..... just read it and reveiw! PLEASE!!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4/27/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003
A Glimpse Of The Future reviews
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!....*ahem*....just R&R.... OR U WILL BE PUNISHED WHEN I RULE THE WORLD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!......(This Might Of Fit Better Under Politics....O.o)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2003
The Adventures Of Chicken Cha The Magic Walnut reviews
PG13 for swearing..AND LOTS OF IT :D NOTE: Chicken Cha Was Named After My Drumsticks Left Stick- Chicken, Right Stick- Cha......What r u waiting 4....READ IT OR THE PIGS WILL COME! AND EAT YOUR GOOEY INSIDES! GOOEY I SAY! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2003
Silent Soul Screams reviews
A Poem I Wrote For A Pic I Drew (You Can See The Pic On My Website) -O(*^*)O
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2003
The Diary Of The Crossdressing Coward reviews
In S.S. we had to write a journal entry of sum1 who as at the Alamo when it was attacked by Santa Anna. Lets just say i did an unusual one......But Old West dragqueens are.....well...too...interesting to pass up. -O(^*^)O
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2003 - Published: 4/4/2003
Goodnight Moon Revised ::grins evily:: reviews
(^~.~^) well this is based on one of my expierenc- wait... its... um... not. o.o okay... R&R!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2003
THE RAMPAGING CHEESEWOLFTHING! reviews
Muha!.....Just read it fool human....... ^-^ AND REVIEW!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2003
GOODBYE MY CHICKEN reviews
*sniff* chicken........*wipes eye* .........drama HA! thats a good one...... please r&r just so i know that u read it thanx ^-^
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2003