John Ink
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Joined 01-21-03, id: 330231
Author has written 7 stories for Song, Humor, Horror, and Love.

Hey. Long time, no see. So, I just graduated from college and now I'm in Louisville, KY. I've been working on a full blown novel, and I've started redrafting Slut Man. Also I've been spending some time on a side project website:

http://www.freewebs.com/johnink

There are cartoons there, as well as Slut Man. I'm basically putting up whatever I feel like doing, so there may eventually be comics and stuff like that as well. You can also friend me on myspace: http://www.myspace.com/johnink

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Insanity is Contagious by A reviews
Meatloaf, imaginary friends, orage tictacs, a asecret agent, a marshmallow with the voice of an angel, the Evil Napkin Lady, and the ruler of the world.FINISHED
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/13/2002
Mirror by Weapon of Mass Seduction reviews
More venting basically.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2004
The Discussions of Tim and Bob by Verdana Wingbat reviews
My first original fic. *yay* Tim and Bob have a meaningful conversation. Sort of. They're back, two months eleven days later! *Ch. 9 sunstroke*
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 2/26/2003
A Little Bud of 'Inspiration' by Katers reviews
I moved this from humor to poetry 'cause it does rhyme... This is not a sappy little poem, though it seems that way at first, and also contains a moral.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Complete
The French Legend by Fighter reviews
What happens when a French Legend goes on a journey to America to destroy the forces of Skeletor...I mean...sorry...watchen tv...force of Evil? Only time will tell.R&R.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003
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Slut Man and The Chronicles Therefore Of reviews
New Draft. Short Chapters. Read at least one. Sluut man, Sluut Man, friendly neighborhood Slutman, gets the girl, everytime, watch out guys, it's slut man time, look out, there goes the slut maaaaaan!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 2/15/2003
A song to sing reviews
Another poem I had to get out of my head.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/20/2005
Old Pains reviews
Something I made up for Literature class. I'm not really a poet, but my last crappy poem got good reviews, so why not post another one?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/12/2005
War On Piracy reviews
George Bush the third continues an American tradition. A war against a idea, that can't really be stopped. Communism, Drugs, Terrorism, and now Piracy. When will the madness end?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2005
Untitled Script reviews
5 minute script. A woman is driven to the edge when her life begins to resemble a bad horror movie.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/20/2004
Glass half full reviews
Nudity, Natives, and Nickels. Isn't this what the English language was meant for? Read, review, then dance for me! BWA HA HA HA!!!! DANCE MY LITTLE PAWN!!!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/10/2003
Internal Bleeding reviews
For those who didn't like my summary, "A song about getting hit by a truck" this is for you. I don't know how to explain this! Just read it! Jeez!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/21/2003