Ironically, it turns out that snow was invented by the devil. When hell freezes over, *indeed*. Canada sucks for this. Oh yes. Canada and its horrible, horrible winters with horrible, horrible snow and horrible, horrible Krazy Karpets they sell at the dollar store that you slide all crazy-like on when you go tobogganing.

...actually, no, I like those Krazy Karpets. Just never, EVER go off a ramp with one. Your ass will hurt like a mofo.

That's right. A mofo.

Speaking of fish, how about learning...about...me?

Name: Chibikat
No you idiot, your real name: Kat. You happy now, you bastard?
Age: 16, hurrah for jailbait!
Country: No, I don't own a country. Not yet, at least. When I do, I'll populate it with hot men.
Stuff that I Write: A lot of it's going to end up being homework stories/what-have-you from Drama and English class, so it'll probably be a few monologues/soliloquies, poems, plays, and possibly some short stories. I also have a tendency to randomly scribble down poems. Yes, I plan on writing an original novel sometime before I die, but no, it probably won't be very soon. Why? Because I can't be bothered and I'm too lazy, goddammit.

And now...the Mahna Mahna.

er-hem*

...mahna mahna.

doo DOO doo do doo!*

...mahna mahna.

doo DOO DOOOO doo!*

...mahna mahna.

doo DOO doo DO do, do DO do, do DO do, doo do DO DO DOOOO DOO!*

~Chibikat