Author has written 23 stories for General, Humor, General, Horror, Essay, Humor, Historical, Life, Play, and Love.~*Updated February 10th*~
Ironically, it turns out that snow was invented by the devil. When hell freezes over, *indeed*. Canada sucks for this. Oh yes. Canada and its horrible, horrible winters with horrible, horrible snow and horrible, horrible Krazy Karpets they sell at the dollar store that you slide all crazy-like on when you go tobogganing.
...actually, no, I like those Krazy Karpets. Just never, EVER go off a ramp with one. Your ass will hurt like a mofo.
That's right. A mofo.
Speaking of fish, how about learning...about...me?
And now...the Mahna Mahna.
doo DOO doo do doo!*
doo DOO DOOOO doo!*
doo DOO doo DO do, do DO do, do DO do, doo do DO DO DOOOO DOO!*