Author has written 21 stories for Love, School, Life, General, General, and Friendship.
"The enemy's not dead until the background music stops!"
"Well there is one thing we can do...Pray really hard." -Washu
"Who can for sure what is reality and what is illusion. For the veil between the two is often very thin..."
"Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film."
"Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool."
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Go to school, be evil."
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"The problem with reality is a lack of background music."
"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."
"One must allow others to be right. It consoles them for not being anything else."
"Don't knock on Death's door, ring the bell and run. She hates that."
" Only the insane can truly see what is real..."
"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness"
"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you,
"Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat."
"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things."
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
"The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife."
"Every once in awhile proclaim peace,it confuses the hell out of your enemies"
"It's not parinoia when they really are watching you!"
"'To the Death!' 'No. To the pain.'"(I would put the rest of that speech here, but I'm too lazy.Just know I loves it.)
"I'm evil. I'm dangerous. I'm lemon scented!"