Author has written 16 stories for Mystery, Humor, Sci-Fi, Life, Humor, and General. Hello! I'm Kelsey and I'm a dancer...okay...to the points! My Evelyn story but is kinda stupid :S, but tell me what you would like to see changed and what you think. FEEDBACK! BHWA! I love it...:D. Well I love people who R/R b/c if you do...I read your stuff if you're not anonymous :). Now for my BE-EWTEEFUL/beautemous (whichever you prefer...) profile! I'm bored.AGE!: 14/Grade 9 FAVORITE THINGS! Spongebob! He's awesome he's just so hot with his little tie and his square pants...lol naw. Patrick's better...;) FAVORITE PIZZA! Pepperoni FAVORITE SODA! Dr. Pepper LEAST FAVORITE THINGS! The Lizzie McGuire Movie! So here's a parody of it! That movie...is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life...Even if it WASN'T Hilary Duff (the talentless being that she is) it still would have been really bad. Her whiny voice hurts my ears...boo hoo! Her career is going down the drain...I really don't give a crap but you know what, that's entirely up to you...alright let's move on... WORST PURCHASE EVER MADE! I went to an Elms concert and I purchased a $20 shirt before the show started and I'm like, "I better like them because I bought this!" Well, they weren't TOO bad...they were just scary. They weren't rock n' roll as they said they'd be (false advertisement) and they were just plain freaky. The lead singer was hot I'd say...but...yea they were freaky, those of you who were there UNDERSTAND. The whole shushing freaky thing with the head thing...weird. But yea I won't wear that shirt out of the house lol. Note: I was out of the building halfway through the concert. MOST FUN THING TO DO! Sled behind a four wheeler! You'll get some scratches on your face probably but it's so worth it! BEST SUSPENSE MOVIE! Don't Say a Word was a pretty legit suspense movie. BEST MOVIE! Of course, Center Stage is a ballet dancer's favorite movie...but I also like Anna and the King and KUNG POW:Enter the Fist! THAT'S THE BEST MOVIE EVAH! It's so funny...Steve Odekerk rocks! BESTEST MOVIE! Lord of the Rings: Return of the King is the best. It is a really emotional movie. And in that movie I'm like...Billy Boyd! I love you! I LOVE that song he sings to the Steward of Gondor. I know this sounds stupid but he does has a pretty voice...It's not very masculent but it's great. I nearly cried my eyes out when he sang it. But if you haven't seen it...omg what the heck's wrong with you get to that theater! Pronto! Maintenant! LEAST SCARIEST HORROR FILM! Scream. I saw it for the first time last night (in the dark!) and I did not tremble or jump at any time...and I'm a chicken! My adrenaline level was 0, let's leave it at that. It was pretty twisted stuff...but that doesn't mean it was scary. Not at all. I laughed. MOST RETARDED SHOW! Shazam! It's so gay. It is the freakin most retarded show I've ever seen. It upsets me to see it on the TV Guide. FAVORITE ACTORS! I don't have any favorite actresses really. But I thought Liv was great in all the LOTR movies. I like: Elijah Wood FUTURE HUSBAND(S)! Is it possible to be married to Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood, and Tom Felton at the same time without interfering with your religion? :D BEST FOODS! I like chocolate. And beignets. Yum. Munch. FRUIT IS AWESOME TOO... A GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT! The 3rd HP movie: Dumbledore's going to be a hippie and no Hogwarts robes. AGH! I thought with a new director the tide would change but it's gonna be even worse! Chris Columbus! I'm gonna really like you after I see POA! I AM MARRYING ELIJAH WOOD! Who else loved that green velvet suit at the Golden Globes? Soft! Me like! *purrs* I think he looked absolutely spiffy! ;) SOME QUICK THINKER THINGY MAJIGGER THINGS... If you like Avril Lavigne and think she's cool b/c she's 'punk', leave this place now. But if you like Reel Big Fish you're more than welcome to read my words :). If you like New Found Glory...GET OFF OF THIS WHOLE SITE! If you like Hilary Duff...I don't even want to know you were here...well that's unfortunately a lot of people so never mind...hmmmmm... More about music artists...there's this kid, I don't know his name, and he's one of those nine-year-old kids who sing about love and do all those stupid pop songs...WHAT'S WITH THAT? First...there was Aaron Carter rapping about basketball (I don't like rap...but if you're going to do it...DO IT RIGHT!) then it was like...aww I'm skipping a lot...now there's this KID! WHAT'S WITH THIS CRAP??? "Do you know any sllooww or special people?" "Be bee boop boop...now you try!" Awesome OPossum...or awesome possum...whichever you prefer... ~Kelsey~* P.S. I write parodies because they are fun! If you don't understand...have you ever tried to review a good movie? It's no fun because you can't ridicule it! LOL reviewing...or making fun of movies you think are bad IS fun ^_^ fun stuff man! P.P.S. The Lizzie McGuire Movie...According to Me! is currently disabled! Oh no! Aww well anyway if you wanna read it go to www.fanfiction.net and see my account there (it has the same name and everything) or just email me and I'll send it to you :). |