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Joined 02-03-03, id: 337625, Profile Updated: 09-03-09
Author has written 22 stories for Life, Friendship, Love, Religion, Politics, Song, Haiku, Humor, and Fantasy.

1.Take a Tea break

2.Take a T.v. break

3.Change the C.D in the c.d player

4. Tap your pencil

5. Walk from room to room

6. Stare at your surroundings vacantly

7. Watch your goldfish swim round and round round and round, and round again.

8. Watch your step dad staring at a computer screen muttering to himself

9. Mutter to yourself

10.Take a Tea break

11.Throw your pencil across the room and watch it 'bounce' off the wall

12. Find one biro in the whole house that works the way you want it to.

13. Chewing the end of said biro until you can no longer put pressure on the nib because you'e chewed through the plastic top that held it in place.

14. Try to fix your pen using only bluetack, three paper clips and a piece of chewed paper.

15. Snap your pencil in half

16. Hit yourself on the head with the sofa cushions

17. Re-write the last paragraph in six different ways till you realise the original paragraph was better.

18. Screw up used paper and drop it on the floor.

19. Wading through the waste paper bin trying to find a paragraph you wrote earlier..

20. Remembering suddenly you have a 1000 word essay due in tomorrow morning and it's 8:30pm

21. Write all ideas in the above stated essay's margin, wait 3 weeks to have it handed back to you...

22. Scribble out all ideas one by one

23. Take a teabreak

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Confessions of a Harry Potter Addict by Alyx Bradford reviews
Section 8 - Tantric Allure My own personal experiences with the series. Thoughts, ramblings, theories, and other tidbits I found amusing or interesting.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 6/26/2003
Disqualified by cut2bleed reviews
Jo has talent in dance but never performed because of her scars.To make things worse, she falls in love with her dance partner, Clair... f/f, self-injury...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,204 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 10/27/2002
love is like a lion by horney devil reviews
this is a love poem with a twist
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2003
rape by horney devil reviews
this is self explantery
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2003
Her Story by Amazon Rising reviews
The story of a stowaway, and her life on the high seas. Not as bad as it sounds - It's my first story. Please read, review, and criticise. Chapter Five is up!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2003 - Published: 5/9/2003
Freedom by Amazon Rising reviews
The story of a rebellion against the government, and, more specifically, a girl called Freedom. Next chapter up! Please read, review, and CRITICISE.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2003
In His Shadows by Elexies reviews
Ashly wakes up every night from a nightmare, she's been watched all her life. When her stalker takes her to his realm, forcing her to run his castle, she has to put her body and soul on the line. Finished
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,928 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003
Crimson Angel by yuji-i16 reviews
Angels are often seen as creatures of myth, or as beautiful kind beings. If that is so, then what about the Angel of Death, is she just as kind and wonderful as everyone thinks? Or is she pissed off at the entire world. Okay, the summary sucks but read
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,654 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 11/8/2002 - Complete
I made her cry,again by cut2bleed reviews
I guess the title says all... I've once again hurt the one I love the most...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/28/2002
Angel Sanctuary (Crossofixio Part II) by Empress
the 'sequel' to Part I taking place in the 20th Century, still following the adventures of the damned vampire Crossofixio. I suggest you read part I first :)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2002
Broken by DemonDancing reviews
How does it feel to be raped? To be hurt and abused with no end in sight? Rated pg-13 for subject matter. excerpt; Broken mind and broken heart/ hurt and beaten from the start... (yes, it rhymes.)
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/27/2002
Blood of My Blood (Crossofixio Part I) by Empress reviews
Follows the adventures of a torn Vampire
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2002
A kitten's Dream by Werecat99 reviews
A sad poem over a dead pet, with an unexpected ending.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/17/2001
In Green Catnip Meadows by Werecat99 reviews
A sad poem for a beloved pet's death, from both points of view.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2001
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Love's ways
Another one i found in a notepad... about an ex.. not as depressing as it first begins.. a revenge type poem XD
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Published: 6/16/2006
Through the eyes of your morals forgotten reviews
found this in a notepad the other day... its about an ex... blah blah etc
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/16/2006
Glass Coffin
Written today expressing my feelings at the "Protection" provided by the police
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Published: 6/16/2006
Alitie reviews
A poem writen for no real reason, back up because i liked it :D
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/16/2006
Ode to the stocks
Something i wrote ages ago and is back up by request
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 6/16/2006
Too late reviews
An echo-style poem, containing feelings of loss
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/23/2004
Brilliant Blue reviews
Losing something within someone, perhaps a good set of lyrics for a song...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2004
My Hole reviews
Feeling lonely and sad, i sat down to write and this popped out, it has a childish tone to it, and isnt as depressing as it seems...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2004
Writers Block reviews
A Writers BEST friend!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/22/2004
Lost
A jumble of lost thoughts
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Published: 4/22/2004
Strings reviews
about schizophrenia but also a bit of a rant on politics
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2004
The gift reviews
For rich. Creativety, will fill my universe as it will fill yours.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/7/2004
Safety reviews
haiku i did for a creative writing course
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/7/2004
Coven dream reviews
A chant like poem, about a pagan ritual
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/7/2004
Plastic style reviews
Cliche's and how they annoy me, a slight rant on a false culture
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2004
Worpship reviews
Again hardcore christians should avoid. Inspired by a speech given by my r.s teacher.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/7/2004
Secrets reviews
Abuse
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2004
The Beat Of The Music reviews
Music, and the way gigs feel
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2003
Cry reviews
A poem for a lot of my friends who outlet their anger on themselves
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2003
Selfish reviews
The title kinda sums it up.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/1/2003
Simple Relationships reviews
Lives simple isn't it?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2003
To ride reviews
PONIES!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2003