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Joined 02-05-03, id: 338760
Author has written 25 stories for Thriller, Kids, Humor, Haiku, Humor, Action, and General.

I don't have a whole lot of information to post here. I know a lot of my old stories are stupid, but my new ones are not finished. Also -keep in mind- it's been about 4 years since I wrote some of them. I don't post a lot of the things I write here because FanFiction/FictionPress is extremely restrictive with their content and have deleted so many of my stories in the past. If by chance you like a story on here that is not finished, then message me, I might have it on my computer but was too lazy to update it.


Current stats (10-12-2007):
You are on the favorites list of 9 members.
You are on the author alert list of 3 members.
You have submitted a total of 167 signed reviews.
Total words archived : 31,845 words.
Avg. number of words per entry : 1,274.
Numbers of hits to your profile page : 50.
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The Giant Radioactive Monkey Show by MrPresident reviews
A Series of Comedy Sketches from the Giant Radioactive Monkey Team
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 45,688 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 38 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 12/10/2002
Halloween Girl by Nickolaus Pacione reviews
Women in a club who drinks from the blood of others, the horrors play out when a person sees her with the blood on her lips. A psychological vampire story - rated PG-13 for disturbing subject matter.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2004
Flight Delay by Simon Psyc reviews
None of your business.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Truth Behind the Bible What REALLY happened by Galadriel of Lothlorien reviews
The truth behind the bible. Why are we all here? What is God up to?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004
The Incredibly Incredible Haiku Story Time Land! by the krazed one reviews
Haikus...indeed pleasant
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2004
Ice Cream Truck by Funky Munky reviews
Death, drugs, baseball, choco-tacos, and more perspective changes than you can shake a stick at. Good stuff.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2004
Death is in Room 511 by Simon Psyc reviews
A short, funny play about Death trying to get a room in a motel. Invloves random deaths, what more could you want? Also my third fic whose title begins with the word 'death'. Aren't I special?
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/25/2003
Street Corner by Simon Psyc reviews
Short stories are good.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2003
In the Coat Closet by Simon Psyc reviews
A guy comes home and finds something rather unexpected in his closet. Guess what it is! No, you're way off. Nope. Stop guessing! Just read it! NOW!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2003
Let's Say by SamanthaDB reviews
A look into the mind of someone else.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2003
Do you like pot? by weirdDAR reviews
A seven year old decides to free all the kids, who are being held like slaves during Recess. In order to do so, he must defeat the king of the playground. In order to do so, he must be trained by a local pot head, named Justin. Rated PG-13 for language an
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2003
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Gazebo Oligarchy Dong
The whole world is counting on you! A collection of poems I've written over the last few years. From maniacally happy to soul crushing. I also try my hand a weird formatting. Inspired by dada and surrealism.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 915 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Dancin' Chihuahua's Archive of Insanity reviews
This doesn't make much sense. It is just random crap, that is put together utterly randomly, with the sheer purpose of being weird. I dunno how I came up with this, or it's purpose. Enjoy the weirdness!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 11/16/2003
The Adventures of '50's Detective Man reviews
Remember those old '50's detective movies...I don't either, but here's a parody of them.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2005
Tales from the Land of Achoombu reviews
There was once a mystical magical land known as Achoombu...It was founded by Guacalupoo Con-Carne and Francis of the Third Variety. This chronicles its amazing history.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004
Theories of Stupidity reviews
As the title suggests, this is a series of ridiculous theories. Not meant to be taken seriously. But they are rather interesting...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/22/2004
Jolphin the Friendliest Dolphin reviews
Sick ant twisted! A psychotic dolphin incites havoc on an aquarium animal park thing. Watch the suffering! Muwahahahahahahahaha!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 5/12/2003
The Astounding Adventures of Caesar reviews
This is the life of Caesar, AKA Jesus, the megalomaniac bum. He is the weirdo you knew and loved from THE NEVER BEGINING STORY. This is a joint writing effort between many of my friends, and me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 6/27/2004
40 Dollars A Week reviews
A week in the life of Bob the hobo...This is a prequel to Saturday School. Before Bob ran his nun-scam, he was a participant in a reality TV show! This is his story. (Updated chapter 4)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/1/2004
Tales From Bass Hole reviews
Bass-Hole, a refuge for all the basses of the lake. The fish live out their fascinating lives here, beneath it's putrid waves. A tale of family loyalty, incest, loss, romance, and betrayal. Rated for sick and wrong humorous implications...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004
Senseless Man reviews
A story about a stupid super-hero who is indeed lacking the powers of common sense. This is less stupid than it sounds, however my friend and I did come up with it on the bus in 6th grade.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004
Frog Man reviews
About a superhero with powers that are similar to that of frogs. This story is nowhere near as stupid as it sounds, and actually DOES make some sense. So please read it.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/10/2004
Not Another Random Haiku Collection reviews
MY FIFTH COLLECTON OF HAIKIZZLES! YAY! Read them, they are funny.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 16 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/30/2004
Random Humor Haikus IV reviews
My (you guessed it) 4th haiku collection! Just as crazy as the first 3...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 15 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/24/2004
How To Haiku reviews
5 easy steps to writing haikus- in haiku form. Now you can write like the haiku master! Dear Lord...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2004
FEAR! A Movie About Death reviews
A (fake) preview for the feel good hit of the year! Oh my God! What's with all the blood! : ) Please R/R.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/18/2004
Ode To Mexican Food reviews
A result of too much free time after Spanish class. A little song I wrote, in Spanish, with a translation. 'Tis crazy! Really. I better Taco-Bell is (not) proud.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/15/2004
The Never Beginning Story reviews
This is a joint writing effort with me and 'The Krazed One' (http://www.fictionpress.com/thekrazedone). It is about the adventures of one very eccentric man, and his megalomaniac friend, Caesar. This is the result of our genious, or lack of, thereoff.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004
Even More Random Humor Haikus reviews
My 3rd collection of humorous haikus. Weird, chaotic, psychotic, freaky, and funny- the 5 words that describe it best.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/12/2004
Holiday Haikus reviews
Spread the joy of the holiday season with beautiful poetry...Ha ha! Bah humbug!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 12/18/2003
More Random Humor Haikus reviews
My second compilation of haikus. My first collection did so well I thought I'd do another one. These are all humorous though, so there. Note: The Word count is wrong.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 15 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 11/16/2003
Saturday School reviews
Deep in the sewers of the city, Bob the Hobo-Nun teaches Saturday School, a scam to earn more money. In this story, you shall learn of the dangers of Bob, his daily agenda, and my personal encounter with this dangerous con-artist.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003
The Computer Virus reviews
My latest work. This is a story about a new computer virus. This slightly humorous short story centers around a 1st grader at Speezil Elementary.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2003
Random Humor Haikus reviews
This is a wacky collections of haikus. This is my first poetry fic. Please read it if you like humor.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5/13/2003
The Parrot reviews
A puppet show I wrote in the 5th grade for the 4th grade. It is OK, and completely original. Enjoy, Read, and Review.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2003
The Haunted House reviews
A first person story about somebody who conquers their fear, and finally enters a "haunted" house.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2003