Author has written 12 stories for General, Supernatural, Mystery, Song, Humor, Friendship, and Romance._
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
Table of Contents:
1) Bio Thingy
2) About Each Story
--The Jock and the Bookworm
3) Coming Soon To A Computer Near You
--The Black Crystal Amulet
4) Personal Quotes/Favorite Sayings/Favorite Quotes From Things/I'll Shut Up Now
5) Inside Jokes
6) Cookie-Related Things
--Favorite Author Cookies (People Who Put Me On Their Favorite Author's List)
(More Cookie Subjects to be added; I'M LAZY)
7) Review Feedback
8) My Notes
Name - Maddie.
Age - The dancing lawyer in my head says not to disclose that. He is soon pushed out through one of my ears by Martin and Joe, my voices.
Height - At least 5'6", so HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA to all of my altitude-challenged friends out there! Just kidding, short people are cool, too. Martin and Joe are short...
Martin: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO KEEP THAT SECRET!
Maddie: Cottage cheese.
Martin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SO... MOLDY!
Maddie: Hey, Joe, is that my wallet?
:Joe looks in the wallet:
Joe: WHY IS THERE ONLY A TWO DOLLAR BILL AND SOME ICEE COUPONS IN HERE?
Maddie: I bet $18 away.
Martin: WHAAAAT??? WHY WEREN'T WE INFORMED OF THIS???
:Martin smacks Maddie:
Joe: Now, Martin, that's inhumane. Maddie's just your average psychopath. You can't blame her for having an inability to bet.
Martin: That's true... But we need to keep her away from the Craps table. She is actually good at that!
:Runs over to Craps table:
Maddie: Come on, I need to buy a new watch!
Martin: OH NO YOU DON'T!
Joe: That's right! YOU WILL SAVE THE $130 THAT YOU STILL DO HAVE! MONEY IS GOOD! NEVER, EVER SPEND IT!
:Joe goes off to hide wallet:
Weight - I would rather not say... You know... Martin and Joe might get embarassed...
Martin: No, we wouldn't.
Maddie: Shut up.
Joe: Yeah, it's time you told people!
Maddie: NO! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
Things You Should Know About Me - I am the true Pokemon Master, and I will stop at nothing until I catch 'em all! I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A JIGGLYPUFF! Also, I LOVE THE RAIN! LLUEVE! IT'S PRONOUNCED LIKE A J, KNUMBSKULL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! I like the words savvy and fiddlesticks. I love my old school Nintendo and could play Banjo-Tooie all day long. And yes, I do like mangas and anime. Forgive me, all people who do not like it, but that's the way I am. I'm myself. I'M GETTING MY BRACES OFF IN NOVEMBER! And, OH YEAH! My favorite phrase is: "Well, bust my britches and call me streaker." I also am insane. Can't you tell?
My Team - THE BOSTON RED SOX! WHO CARES IF I DON'T LIVE IN NEW ENGLAND? I BELONG TO THE RED SOX NATION! And the Chicago Cubs are okay, too. It's just that I think that the Red Sox are BETTER!
My Instruments - Trumpet (which ROCKS, but hurts the lips if you play with braces and without wax), piano (the break from trumpet when your lips hurt too much), and singing (so people look at you, shocked, like they can't believe that's you singing. So what? Wait, that's a GOOD sign, right?).
Favorite Artists - Where should I start? Maybe I should number these...
I will probably think of more that my lazy mind can't comprehend. Oh well. This is the curse of being the laziest creature in, well, not in my grade, there are worse, umm, well, in my house, umm, no, wait, my dad, uh, well, I'm lazy, we'll just leave it at that.
Favorite Movies - Building with time.
1) MOULIN ROUGE
To be continued once I think of things!
Favorite Foods - ANOTHER LIST! YAY!
Another list I'll just have to add to, just not right now, I don't wanna. ME LAZY! I don't know how my bio GOT so long, anyway. I guess it's from the random times when I feel like updating it, and then I, well, yeah, I have no life, so I update it...
Favorite Mangas - I just got into mangas and now they're all I think about! If you have any suggestions on a manga I should read, IM me, or review me, but READ MY STORY BEFORE YOU REVIEW!
1) Fushigi Yuugi
Again, I'm a starter (in LOVE with them already), so recommend stuff I might not think confusing. I mean, not too confusing. Come on, I understand two pairs of parents switching partners and their kids falling in love, I understand a girl getting sucked into a book and having to find people to protect the country from war while trying to make up with her best friend and not worrying about entrance exams... So what won't I understand?
In My Opinion, Good-Looking Guys Have... -
1) Pouty lips
PLEASE let it be a combo of more than one! My crush out there (who lives an hour away from me, oy!) has TEN of them... Top that, boys.
Ummm, can't think of other stuffs. Other stuffs will follow when I think of them. Meanwhile, continue with the bio.
About Each Story:
I needed to do this. Sometimes I miss stuff in the summary or I can't write anymore because there's no more room. Plus, sometimes I don't want to give away the story. I don't know, I mean I just want everyone to review EVERY SINGLE STORY! But NOOOOOO, everyone (with the exception of Juli and Lady Meriadoc) just sticks to one story! Well now you will know more about these stories. HERE!
The Jock and the Bookworm - Inspired by this one song "Someday She'll Love Me" on The Emperor's New Groove Soundtrack. It was never worked into the movie, and I had such a great idea for it. Listen to it, and imagine the song being sung by Brian and Alyssa. Except when I pictured it, I imagined Brian on the cliff and Alyssa watching from camp. That goes to show you, things can really turn around sometimes. I just sounded like the corniest person on Earth, but then again... Never mind...
How Safe Are You? - Got it from a writing class I took at College of -- --. Whoops, you almost caught me giving away personal information! *Gasp, Dun dun dunnnnnn!* Mystery. Don't let the summary fool you. It's not just some drama story about each little thing that happens, nothing big, but kind of like a soap opera. IT'S NOT!!! It's mainly about Ashley Warrington's murder, the whole school's in an uproar, and it was someone from the school who did it. You don't know how safe you are when the murderer is in the building with you, or maybe even walking alongside you on your way to class... You just don't know...
Somewhere They Can't Find Me - Okay, a guy is framed for robbing a liquor store, but before he can find the real person who framed him, he's caught. His wife believes he did it, but his son has faith. And now his son must search for the criminal before he strikes again... Inspired by Simon and Garfunkel's song: Somewhere They Can't Find Me, which comes from Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M. (Possibly one of the best albums ever...) Yes, it is a copyright infringement, Juli, just tell me what that IS! Most likely going to be deleted very soon. Lost interest VERY quickly...
The Eternal Plan - A contest entry that didn't win, probably because it lacked too many details... Ah well, I got an honorable mention... Anyway, this guy doesn't want to die and leave his family behind, so he makes himself immortal, but he doesn't think that his family might leave HIM behind. Kinda sad, my mom thinks it's kinda freaky at the end...
The Cub - I didn't realize until AFTER I wrote it that it kind of resembles Ben Mikealsen's (is that how you spell it?) book, ummm, I can't think of the title, Saving something... I'll remember later, I know I will... I most likely won't be updating this soon, I don't know where I'm going with it, and I can't think up the details for the next chapter. Other stories to finish (and start!)!
The Beginning of the End - Yes, yes, at the time it reminded me of TA Maxwell's "The End", but now I don't really see the connection much. I'll keep it up for the sake of having more reviews (or flames, which is probably what I'm going to get if many more people read this...), or maybe because I'm sentimental and I want to let out the word that if you are unkind to others (no matter how small), you will be unkind to yourself. Boys might be boys, but when will they turn into MEN???
Still Laughing? - Allrighty, for some reason I've been writing songs a lot lately. So this one's a song about bullies who went too far.
Tales of A Life in the Jungle (More Commonly Known as My School) - My name is Rosi. You shouldn't want to know what it's short for. Really. You don't. And take one more look at the title above this paragraph, please. My school is a jungle. Every day a new species is found, and before you know it, a big scary jungle monster will gobble you up. You can't expect a life with the popular twits on your tail, a teacher who's got it in for you, a perfect older sister and a bratty little brother to be easy. Most likely will be updated one tale per chapter. This story's going to be the one I'm going to like working on, I can tell! I had to cut the title short because it wouldn't let me fit it all!
The Trials of Friendship - NOTICE THIS RIGHT HERE! HEEEEEEEEEEEERE! I've combined my stories Don't I Matter and How Do You Think It Feels? so now I've got one story that I will update. There will be five chapters, maybe six as the times go on, but right now I'm up to five.
Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong - Love is a wonderful thing. Melanie had been plagued by knowing this and yet never experiencing it. Then someone comes into her life and teaches her how extraordinary love really is. Bad summary, but it is a story of my hopes and dreams. I'm putting myself on the line by vaguely disguising my crush, but still... If you are reading and you know who I and my crush are, I ask you not to tell. Tell who? Don't tell anyone. Unless you ask me. But still. Don't.
All That Is Unseen - Gwenn, despairing and purposeless, sank into obscurity since her parents died. No one could see her. No one, that is, until Alex Brians... I wrote this for a writing contest, until it took too long to write and I didn't enter it. It's too long for the word limit anyways (HOW COULD I WRITE SOMETHING THAT'S ONLY 750 WORDS??? HOW???). One entry only. Enjoy.
Against All Odds - So soon from a break-up with a serious boyfriend, Molly stumbles into a friend's party prepared not to have fun. But what she's not prepared for is meeting Sean. He is her exact opposite - he's a 16-year old rebel, she's heading into high school with rock-hard rep as a brain. But he can't take his eyes off her. While he stumbles over this new emotion, she stumbles into his arms. And what they found is much more powerful than any dissimilarity could be. What they found proved that despite all differences, against all odds, love will prevail. Forgive the crappy summary. It's inspired by Marty and the song "Out of My League" by Stephen Speaks.
Coming Soon To A Computer Near You:
~The Black Crystal Amulet~
Elizabeth is born into a lord's family and is expected to do what ladies do best: sew, marry, and bear offspring. Well, she won't have it. She doesn't WANT to marry a snobby rich man who's three times her age! She wants to be like her brothers before her. But as the only female of the clan, she must show that it turns out beautiful ladies as well as handsome men.
And then she hears about two forces created by the gods. Only one can destroy the other. It depends on the user what kind of powers it may have. It would do whatever the wielder desires. With one person it may be able to make the sick well. Another, it may protect in ways unknown to the living or the dead. But letting it fall into the wrong hands might be disasterous. Elizabeth disguises herself as street urchin Eli Rough to get to the force, but she faces many trials on the way. But who would have known that there would be trials when she got back?
Whoo! Lots of typing there! The real summary won't be that long. But I basically gave you the gist of it. Another writing class pays off. This time, it was something where we had to write down things about an object, crumple up the paper, get into a circle, and throw yours over your shoulder. Then pick up somebody else's and work it into your story. I originally thought that it would just be about getting the "force", (but by the title, you've probably guessed it was an amulet) but I decided not to make a sequel and just put it all into one story. First chapter will be up soon!
Ginny knew there was something strange about Camp Opportunity. She didn't know why she thought that. It just made her feel like she wasn't protected anymore. Vulnerable. And the feeling that, no matter how much they say that the days will pass quick and then they'll be packing the bus to go home, she was trapped there at Camp Opportunity. This definitely didn't feel like the opportunity it was supposed to be.
And all of a sudden, Ginny is alone. People around her are changing, FAST, and she has to determine who's on her side before her turn comes. And if she can't find anyone, she has to find a way to change her "mates" from camp back, before time's up. But to do that, Ginny must find strength, wisdom, courage, and a strong sense of self to achieve victory. This probably won't be hard, however. No, it will be worse. Much worse. And Ginny discovers something: more than anything, she needs help.
Dream inspired, better title is in the works, but not guaranteed. Main character's name subject to change according to my moods.
~The Nice Girl~
Renee is a nice girl. I mean, literally. She's, well, nice. She's polite to everyone and she helps out whenever she can. There's no other way to describe it.
But then, what happens when you're too nice? When even a smile can trick someone, and then cause them to ruin your life forever. And what's a nice girl to do then?
Crappy summary, it will DEFINITELY be PG-13 for swears and some icky stuff that I don't really want to describe. I'm not too fond of the name Renee, so I'll be changing that at one point or another.
~Eyes of the Phoenix~
Suzume has very faint memories of her father, and none of her mother. Brought up by her uncle, she discovers happenings from her past that open up a whole new world to her - a world of adventure, deceit, intrigue, danger, and love.
I really meant to write more in the summary, but I think that's a good thing to end it with and I really don't want to spoil the story. I know, if the story sounds good to you, I'm aggravating you (if it doesn't sound good to you, you don't care that I'm aggravating others), so be patient! I'm working on the first chapter!
Anthony's life is a waste. He dropped out of high school, he attacks random people on the street, half of the time he spends unconscious on his kitchen floor after drinking too much... When authorities finally get their hands on him, he is sentenced to work as an Emergency Medical Technician. He will soon find out that when lives are in your hands, you will find out that it cannot be wasted.
Kinda bad summary (yeah, yeah, yeah, what else is new?), so... I can't help you there. If you want to help me, pull Shakespeare out of time, and make him come to me and write summaries for me. Ayuda me.
~Life of a Courtesan~
Nina decided long ago that the word "love" was the name of a game that she could control. All she had to do was move the pieces around in her own way. But this game of love is about to turn on her, and she'll have to work around years of untrustworthiness to get to the one she loves.
I spent a long time researching the name. I finally came to Nina, which means "fire", "little girl", and "of the sea". I almost chose Medea, which means "cunning", and Maris, which is "star of the sea"... I wanted to find something that said "beautiful" and "deceitful", but it's HARD! Maybe by the time I post it, I will find a name. Will be rated for descriptive... erm... courtesanish scenes, some swearing, and... let's see... I forgot. Meh.
If you have any comments on these stories, or if you think that any are good-sounding, then tell me via reviews.
Personal Quotes/Favorite Sayings/Favorite Quotes from Things/I'll Shut up Now:
"When Sunny gets blue
When Sunny gets blue
One that sets the leaves to swayin'
People used to love to hear her laugh, see her smile,
Old memories will fade
Hurry new love, hurry here
--When Sunny Gets Blue (one of my favorite songs of all time, that was the entire song that I had for you there... I DID NOT WRITE IT, but whoever did was an absolute GENIUS)
"Step follows step,
--The Two Princesses of Bamarre
"Why follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?!"
--Ron, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Movie, it isn't found in the book, read it 9 or 10 times)
"When they raze Fenway, it'll be like cutting down an old tree. Count the rings. There will be one for each heartache suffered and one for each triumph achieved by a member of Red Sox nation."
"There are no diehard Yankee fans, because the Yankees don't die hard!"
--The same person as I mentioned above who can't be mentioned but I'm mentioning anonymously anyway because I can.
"So what if the Yankees win? It just shows that they don't die hard, if they don't die! If the Yankees win, the Yankee nation gets even more conceited than they already are... But if the Red Sox win, it adds to their memories of victory floating around in Fenway Park. And if they lose, it just makes the faith and the strength itself of the Red Sox nation stronger. A member of the Red Sox nation is a true fan, for after so many losses, a true fan would still love the Red Sox and would wait patiently for a victory. The faith of the Red Sox nation will NEVER waver."
--Me, during a speech against two BRATS, who said that they were diehard Yankees fans.
"Yankee Doodle went to town, holding an electric heater... he accidentally turned it on and good-bye Derek Jeter!
Yankee Doodle keep it up, Yankee Doodle dandy! Mind the Red Sox and their coach and kill off all the Yankees!"
--First verse: An unknown genius on the internet.
"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows."
"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't."
"I need love,
--Love's Divine, Seal
"And so the story goes
--Immenso, Andrea Bocelli
"Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows."
"Who will love a little sparrow?
'I will,' said the Earth, 'for all I've created returns unto me. From dust were he made, and dust he shall be...'"
--Sparrow, Simon and Garfunkel
"Yeah, you like that, idiot? I got it, you don't!"
--Mario Twins, on /portal
"Endings always come at last,
--All I Know, Art Garfunkel
"Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
"I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul."
"There has been no one brighter than you
--Waiting For You, Seal
"And you know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs. NEVER!"
"Oh, that's it, she's going down!"
--The Emperor's New Groove
"DIE, REPLACEMENT FRIEND!"
--Jack Black, Saving Silverman
"I SHANT MARRY THE PRINCE!"
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
--Yadav, who submitted it to
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blond jokes because I know I'm not dumb. And I'm also not blonde."
"Now's a time for stepping out of place,
What I see can make me stop and stare,
--Get it Together, Seal
"If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
"Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the he-- happened."
--Cora Harvey Armstrong
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic!"
"BEES! BEES! EVERYWHERE! AAAAH, THEY'RE TEARING MY FLESH OFF!"
"You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear."
"¡Tú es un JUGETE!"
--Toy Story, in Spanish
"When life gives you lemons, suck them."
--All That (at one point or another, I forget)
"You laugh because I'm different? I laugh because you're all the same."
"Evil is just LIVE spelled backwards."
"P-professor, I can explain..."
"What's this? It seems young Harry and Ron are taking an afternoon nap! Let's see what they've got in their pockets!" :searches:
"Alas! Seven sickels and a dungbomb! This must be my lucky day! Now, where did Snape go? More importantly, where the he-- am I?" :pauses: "INCA TIME!"
"When you're lonely
Any time you need a friend,
Even if you're miles away,
--Anytime You Need A Friend
"I believe in art and love, only because I long for it with every fiber of my being."
--Toulouse, Moulin Rouge.
"If you judge people, you have no time to love them for who they really are."
--Anonymous thing in Email, which I modified a bit.
"You can be wild around people you don't know. Chances are you'll never see them again. And if you do, run like heck."
"United we stand, divided we fall."
--A guy from my S.S. book whose name slips my mind... LOL... :looks:
"I GOTTA DANCE!"
"I GOTTA CALL AN AMBULANCE!"
"Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name... Nobody came... Father Mackenzie wiping her dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave... No one was saved...
All the lonely people... Where do they all come from? All the lonely people... Where do they all belong?"
--Eleanor Rigby, The Beatles
"It's his hair and his eyes today
--Out of my League, Stephen Speaks
I love you and I'm trembling
I'm trembling and I love you
But sweet memories can betray you
I'm trembling and I'm cold
"I feel like the sun,
'Cause what I've been dreaming,
You're into my head
And I have a secret
Can you see my vision
We live in a dream,
Been waiting so long for something new
And I have a secret I think you should know
--My Vision, Seal
"YOU STOLE FROM MY KIN!"
"Who was fixin' to betray us!"
"But you didn't know that at the time!"
"So I borrowed it 'til I did know."
"That don't make no sense!"
--O Brother, Where Art Thou?
"Go, I will wait for you
Here I will wait for you
Here I will wait for you
--Sogno, Andrea Bocelli
More to be added!
"General Greene's phone number is 1-800-222-1222."
"Count Charlie Michael Trone Tran Cubatrone."
"¡Las vacas dicen MOOOOOOO!"
"Beware the evil thumb."
"¿Dónde está Nemo?"
"¡Nemo está aquí!"
"¡Muy bien, echo!"
"¡Tú montas en bicicleta!"
"¡Ooooh! Uno más!"
"Close the door."
(To the tune of the Oompa Loompa Song)
“¡Hola, hola! ¿Cómo estás? ¡Muy bien, gracias! ¿Dónde está? ¡Soy de _! ¿Cuántos años tienes? ¡Tengo _ años! ¡El fin!”
"¡Nadie, nadie, nadie! ¡HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
“OOOOOH, ella lee.”
"Hey, lobster off!"
"Kiss me, I'm Irish!"
"I am the ultimate Pokemon master!"
"Digimon are scary. All of their creatures end in "mon". At least Pokemon make sense."
"I did not cheat!"
"Yes you did."
"No, I didn't."
"Help, I'm stuck!"
"¡Mañana será jueves!"
"Cows follow cows. Mad cows follow sheep. Mad sheep follow ducks. Mad ducks follow pigs. Mad pigs die. DIE, MAD PIGS, DIE! It's a vicious circle."
"GENERAL GREENE WAS A GUY IN OUR SOCIAL STUDIES BOOK!"
"She broke the pattern!"
"It's Maddie and the Bandettes!"
"No, Maddie and the Bandos!"
"Them's fightin' wurds."
"How many talking toasters do you meet who are friendly in the morning?"
"How many talking toasters do you meet ever?"
"Oh my God, he went to the bathroom!"
"NO! DON'T GO TO THE BATHROOM!"
"My God, that smells."
"I'm sure glad I don't have to do those dishes!"
"Let's look behind that rock for the next question!"
"Going to a sock hop, Anna Grammarian?"
"Fizzle the genie?"
"Hey, you can see the couch behind her."
"Oh my God, look how brown that grass is!"
"She's so bad at soccer!"
"Yeah, but look at the grass !"
"He lost his accent halfway through!"
"Hey, it's my new bra!"
"Wow, Maddie, that got your attention fast..."
"His name's Panchito."
"Kathleen has a big, red, plastic ball."
"Let's play the hypothetical game!"
"I'd choose Johnny Depp."
"Why Johnny Depp?"
"Hey, don't diss my Johnny!"
"Swen threw my golf ball in the moat!"
"Here, get into the pirate one."
"No, take the picture on the other side."
" The mermaid? "
"I'm not short. I just look that way compared to you."
"He has big banana feet!"
"With one injection of this, you'd be dead! "
"I'm sprinkling the hall with sugar! :jump:
"We survived Ury, we can survive anything!"
"Your basketball is way too small."
:throws stars and/or grass into my hair:
"OH MY GOD! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"Who called the fuzz?"
"He brought the donuts for you."
"That movie has gay dancing fruit in it."
"Shut up, you friggin' pansy!"
"Here. It's the holy pen."
"The holy pen?"
"You must worship it."
"You must worship it FOREVER AND EVER!"
"Forever and ever?"
"FOREVER AND EVER."
"Wait, am I a Soc or a Greaser?"
"You can't be Shorty anymore -- it's Peewee now!"
"But I don't wanna be Peewee! I WANT SHORTY!"
"Sorry, but it's Peewee."
"But Peewee was the name of a giant brain mushroom in Girl Scout camp!"
"Your dialogues are way too long, Maddie. Do you have to have a story each time?"
"Is that cow Amish?"
"Okay, so they're fish now?"
"I wasn't following. I was asleep."
"SKULLS ARE COOL!"
"You are the ONE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"ONE FOR ME, ONE FOR ME!"
"Sent from UP ABOOOOOOVE!"
"UP ABOVE, UP ABOVE!"
"You are the ONE I LOVE!"
"ONE I LOVE, ONE I LOVE!"
"I LOVE THAT SONG!"
"Are you guys done singing yet?!"
"This is the Chicken Queen, then the Chicken Princess, the Chicken Jack, and the Chicken Potty!"
"Wait, I thought it was the Queen, then the Magical Princess, the Jack of All Trades, and the Urinal of Wisdom..."
"NO! IT'S CHICKEN!"
"I only got out 'cuz I was watching that guy."
"Not that! I was the only one who was courteous! I was waiting for him to pick up his ball, I didn't want my foot where his ball was..."
"OH MY GOD!"
"You guys have sick minds."
"I don't care, I'm the potty."
"Come on! Get the potty out!"
"It's no fun, though..."
"Br- US STOP!"
"Brus stop? We shouldn't be counted out for something called 'Brus stop'..."
"Oh, wheeeeeeeere, is my hairbrush? Oh, wheeeeeeeeeere, is my hairbrush? I don't knoooooow, the rest or the woooooooords..."
"No haaaaaaaaair, for my hairbrush! No haaaaaaaaair, for my hairbrush!"
"JUST STOP THE SINGING ALREADY!"
"Chris the Ladies Man!"
"Stefan, move your head!"
"AAAAAAAH! I SEE THE LIGHT!"
"Shut up!" :moves back:
"Look! It's POT!"
"Let's DETONATE IT!"
"Things to Ponder Over Dinner: WHY THERE WAS A BAG OF ONIONS ON JULI'S CAR!"
"You know what they say -- a man's woman is his castle!"
"I think that's 'a man's home'... You should just die..."
I'll finish later. Just too lazy. M+E = L+A+Z+Y. WHOA! My mind's too lazy for that algebraic mumbo-jumbo! What does THAT mean?
I give cookies to people (while still keeping in the mind set that this is Yaviewen's idea that I'm borrowing). They get a cookie for having REALLY good stories, for reviewing mine, or, once in a great while, put me on their favorite author's list(not many people do, only people who put my stories on their favorites list, but not ME!).
Favorite Author cookies:
1) Raven of the Tower (You only do this out of pity that no one reviews!)
I am too lazy to finish MY cookies, so I'll stop here.
The Jock and the Bookworm:
Alyssa and Brian are in sixth grade. Should I make them older? Seventh grade, maybe? Not any older than eighth grade, though...
I am trying to make the chapters longer, but if I can't, there'll be a lot of short chapters, then. Sorry!
Next mood swing! :)
I am VERY weird...
And (In yet another mood swing) I'm just fine about my constant mood swings, so don't you hold that against me! :|
I made up the lisp as much as you did, Juli. You know that I contributed to that story, too. Hee hee hee. I like that laugh.
Thanks, Jess! You have been faithful to me and my stories. HOMEWORK! POOPY! (I am SO immature! Oh, well, it can't be helped. I'd rather be immature than be a full-time swearer anyway...) I'm sorry, Jess, but the person who promised to help me write the next chapter of Teamo is always forgetful! I'll try and get it done, though...
br0kEnInNoseNce - All right! Thanks for being faithful! YOU FINALLY REVIEWED! AFTER ALL OF THAT SHIFT BUTTON PRESSING, YOU FINALLY REVIEWED!!! YESSSSSSSSS! *Maddie jumps around the room, punching her arm in the air.*
xLjPinayx - I did update! Thanks for liking my story, but REVIEW! Er . . . AGAIN!
Jennia - Thanks, but REVIEW SINCE I UPDATED! 9 MORE CHAPTERS TO READ, YOU HAVE! Yoda again. Sorry about that. I just expect everyone who has read my things and reviewed to read the updates.
kac99 - Just re-review the stuff already! Sorry. Same apology to you as I did to Jennia.
Ah, Lady Meriadoc, you are VERY nice to me and I don't deserve such praise from you. Just remember: the man from the prologue has to come in somewhere, doesn't he?
Juli again - I'm sorry that you're in sixth grade, but so was I when I started this story... Meh... It's Easter and there's no candy that I can see... MEH, I'm hungry...
Passion101 - Why not log in? Then I could read your material and you could read more of mine and stuffs. Thank you for not being grossed out like SOME PEOPLE do (AHEM, Juli). I seem to be coughing a lot tonight...
LaUrEn - Thanks, Lauren. Feels good to have someone so... Like you actually like my story.
How Safe Are You?:
Lady Meriadoc - YOU! YOU, uh, are nice to me. You don't need the caps lock. Some other people do that I, er, know don't use fictionpress. Anyway, back to your review.
Really? My story is COLLEGE ESSAY acceptable? Wow. And I mean really WOW. AWESOME! Now, I have to go do a victory dance around the office room, punching my arm in the air. Excuse me.
Does a deranged victory dance around the room, and punches both arms in the air, humming an unrecognizable tune.*
All right, I'm back. But seriously, I had help. If it were REALLY my writing style, and I didn't have a helpful tip from that teacher at the writing class, I would have put something like, "Little did Ashley know that doom waited around the corner." Oh well. Having the element of surprise is better. Thanks, Faye!
Juli - Yousa Jar Jar Binks? Mesa doesn't think so. MESA JAR JAR BINKS! How wude! Impersonating mesa.
What is the story? Do tell! TELL ME NOW, OR, ER, THE IDEA THAT I HAD FOR YOUR THIRD BIRTHDAY WILL MYSTERIOUSLY VANISH FROM MY MIND!
Oh, yessa. Mesa Jar Jar Binks. Qui-Gon-Jin saved mesa's life! YAAAY!
Death Mistress - YOU LIKE MY STORIES! YES! YES! YES! FINALLY! YES! YES! YEEEEEEEEEES!
Oh yes. There is a CAPS LOCK on here. Whoops. I forgot I had it on. Or did I?
Disturbances Within - You reviewed the first HALF HOUR that I posted. That's a record, even for me. I'm amazed. Thank you.
Yes, I did make the minor mistake, but I thought that those who haven't seen the wonderful bible-on-the-screen might just want to see what the squeakin' was about...
LoveHateSerenity - Thanks for your review! It's really great to get a lot of feedback, and just put me on Author Alert, my, er, people, don't like me sending Emails to people I don't know.
Martin: But you could send a review...
Maddie: STOP IT, YOU GUYS! Love, or I dunno what to call you, that seems a bit queer, er, um, Martin and Joe are the voices inside my head. They give me ideas and decide whether I should remember things or not. That's why I keep losing my wallet. They want to see the money that stays in there because I never spend it...
Megan Read 489 (Who I think is Brittany) - THANKS! GOODGOOODGOOD! Not that Stefan shot a woodpecker! That's just sad, and rude, to kill his own kind! Now that he plays the saxophone, he's one with the woodpeckers! HE EVEN DOES THE WOODPECKER DANCE! I don't understand it. He's mean.
Lady Meriadoc - GEM! THAT'S WORTH MONEY! AND A STORY THAT'S WORTH MONEY, WELL, THAT MEANS I HAVE MORE MONEY FOR MY WALLET! I'll be ready to accept that royalty for the one chapter, please, maybe THAT will take away my writer's block...
Juli - YOU AGAIN! WHY DO YOU KEEP REVIEWING? Oh yeah, because, well, just because. I already played on the new computer, sorry to go against your threat. Loraine, I am your density...
Somewhere They Can't Find Me:
Juli - Hmm, only you... Maybe the fans of Simon and Garfunkel are offended that I would make a story out of it... Or maybe no one's interested. Either way, this is another one I have writer's block on.
The Beginning of the End:
Juli, take my hanky and blow your nose. THEN WIPE IT ON MARZINELLIDY! Ah, that would make him even more snotty!
Lady Meriadoc - I know, it was a bit extreme, I was just pretty hopping mad when I was typing that, and the first thing that came to my mind was TA Maxwell's The End, so I thought, at the time, it was like 9/11, but I don't see a lot of the connection now. Ah well. I can't take down a story once I put it up. I get too attached. Then again, all things should be treated with respect... I've been watching the Karate Kid movies too many times...
Me - You! You shouldn't be writing reviews that are bad towards yourself! DO NOT FLAME YOURSELF! IT'S BAD! BAD, YOU HEAR?
The Eternal Plan:
HappyGirl737 - Hi, Katie! Thanks for thinking that it's chilling, I do think it's rather primitive, my writing style has changed so much since then. Oh well.
Thanks, Kay Kylo! I really like your stuff and I'm glad you like mine! I'll read more of your story once you write more! I REALLY like your plot line!
Tweak McFreak - I'm sorry, I've just been too lazy to update the Review Feedback or the cookie list. Will do soon. Not tonight. Maybe tomorrow. I don't know. ME LAZY AND TIRED!
Lady Meriadoc - I don't get offended. I get so many good ideas, and I don't realize they're almost exactly like books I've read or movies I've seen that I feel bad and end up deleting them. This one was no different, but I've convinced myself it was original, and it IS original, but I thought it was like Bicentennial Man... Is that how you spell Bicentennial? Oh well...
Juli - I'm not even going to write much in here. You review every one of my stories. Period. Thank you. :)
wdpker2 - CHRISTINE! YAAAAAAAAAY! YOU FINALLY REVIEWED ONE OF MY STORIES! GOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Funfun. It's Easter and I'm waiting for CANDY! GIVE ME CANDY! NOW! OR BURGERS, PIZZA, AND FRIES! I WANT THEM! I WANT ALL OF THE BURGERS AND FRIES IN THE WORLD! I'VE GONE ONE MONTH WITHOUT THEM, AND NOW I WANT THEM BACK! I OWN THEM! The next burger you see me eat will be gone in three seconds flat, thank you very much.
YAVIEWEN (or Death Mistress, now) - THANKS! This is SO cool. HAHAHA, I am loved! Or liked. Or just recognized for my stories. Anyway, the third verse was meant to go off with the rhythm, but otherwise, thanks for keeping this in mind. OH! Martin and Joe reminded me to tell you, they tell me to kill, too. Luckily, I threaten to go to the mall and splurge all of my money on Abercrombie and Hollister clothes that don't even fit me, and they shut up... Hmmm, threatening voices... Try that... It works...
Juli - Why should I write happy songs when I touch people so much better when I write sad ones? Answer me that!
keisha ali - FUN TO BE CALLED TALENTED! THANK YOU! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Lady Meriadoc - Thanks again for being faithful even though I haven't updated in a while. A REALLY long while. But all of that's going to change. I hope. I have too much homework this year...
Tales of a Life in the Jungle (More Commonly Known as My School):
wdpker2 - Hmmmm, do you think I should do it to... Someone? JEFF! WE'LL FIND HIS SECRET MARY JANES AND FILL THEM WITH SOMETHING MUCH WORSE THAN CORNMEAL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Thank you for reviewing.
Lex - Thanks for reviewing! And for saying it's funny. It was hard to start, and I thought it was a bit crude, but thanks! I DO NOT LIKE MARY JANES, can't you tell?
HannahMarie*Phoenix - And you! Thanks for reviewing! I seriously thought that people would think that it was crude! If you like it, read some of my other stuff (that's been gathering dust because no one is R&Ring)! Thanks a lot!
The Trials of Friendship:
Lady Meriadoc (Your review isn't there any more because I had to delete Don't I Matter, but I would still like to give you recognition) - Can I call you Faye? :waits for answer: Oh, screw it, I'll just keep going. Yes, you are the first to review. It was a true thing, right from the heart, and I'm sad about it still. I'm just happy for all of the friends I do have (AND FANS, TOO! FANS ARE GOOD FRIENDS!)
jus-me - Thanks for noticing that... I'm normally a grammar freak, and I fixed that right away... But now we're good again, so... I'M HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Erm, that doesn't make for lots of poetry, though... Sunshine and daisies and puppies playing in the sunshine and the daisies and everyone is so rediculously happy... :gags: DAISIES SMELL BAD!
Amethyst Mage - Jess, I know you are... Thank you, but now things are fine between me and Juli, so no need to worry.
I think I know - KIM! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Hi. Don't make fun of my stuff in a review! LOL, imagine me in an overly dramatic voice reading your interior monologue... :tries to remember: Ah, screw it... Thanks for reviewing!
Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong:
Juli - What are you presently doing? I have no idea because it is cut off. YOU WILL BE TELLING ME SOONISH! GIVE ME FUSHIGI YUUGI NOW! NOOOOOOOW!
Yes. Back to your review. I got the Email, I did add some non-genuine feelings and situations then, like with Hutchua, if he really thought that, well, then, more power to him. But if he didn't, I hope he doesn't read this, LOL.
superstar02 - Hi, Kim. Thanks for the review. Erm... I had a small thing for "Jake" at the time, and a thing a bit later on, you'll see, I'll make something happen... There's a REASON why the guys are all over Melanie.
wdpker2 - Thanks! Good to see things from your perspective, too! I've gotta write the second and third and whatever chapters, too! GOTTA GO!
September 15, 2004 - I know, I know, there's absolutely no reason why I haven't updated yet... Forgive me! Chapter two of Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong is SO HARD! And every time I finally get on the computer, I'm kicked off for some other reason... Bah.
July 30, 2004 - Hello! I'm sorry I haven't been updating lately! Currently I'm in Maine right now on my grandpa's laptop, and I'm afraid to upload in case it breaks down -- it's had two meltdowns already! I'm working on the next chapters for Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong, plus a cast of characters that will be updated per chapter! YAAAAAY! Ummm, yes. I'll go work on the next chapters.
April 11, 2004 - Okay, my fans, PLEASE DON'T GIVE UP ON ME! I've been working around my writer's block and I think I have a breakthrough! Expect: Updates on The Jock and the Bookworm How Safe Are You? , and Tales of a Life in the Jungle AKA My School , a title change for The Eternal Plan , a couple of short stories added to The Eternal Plan , and other stories to be started! Hopefully I can keep up with them. I have no idea how to continue The Cub , but I'll keep it up for all you lovers of not hunting... :COUGH, HACK: NOT STEFAN! :HACK, COUGH: LOL, anyways, that's all I have to say. I'll keep working on my stories. NEVER give up on me, my loyal, um, THINGIES! Remember, only the loyalest fans get a cookie!
Okay...Maybe I was a little harsh when I wrote my own review on The Beginning of the End, but I was SO FREAKING MAD! I told my friends about it, and they just laughed and told me it was a stupid thing to care about. I disagree. And since I would lose their friendship if I take out my anger on them, I take out my anger on you. I am very sorry.
August 10, 2003 - All righty! I'm sorry if I might have taken your stories off of my favorite stories list or taken you off of my favorite author's list. I had so many, I had to delete some before the thingymabobber filled up. I had no choice! The ones that I took off are on my AOL favorites list under a Fictionpress folder...
July 17, 2003 - Sorry I haven't been updating! I have a huge writers block and really good ideas for other stories, but don't give up on me! I can make it through this, and may post some crappy chapters to get back into it, but I think I'll be able to get back in... Eventually...
I am Smiley Gurl 1019 at Fanfiction.net, too! Read my Teamo Supremo fanfic! And my HP Song! So far, only Juli and Jess have... I'M WORKING ON CHAPTER TWO!
I keep flames up because I accept, but don't appreciate, flames. I understand that people have different views. But please, if you must flame me, refrain from swearing and/or insulting myself, just say that you aren't particularly pleased with the story and I'll get the message. I prefer constructive criticism, because it's easier to know what these people want.
~Maddie, a trumpeteer, NOT trumpeter~
"If you ever feel like crying, look up at a blue sky. Because the fragment of your tears will turn into a cloud and flow away with the wind."
*Hana Yori Dango, #34*
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