Del Felesif
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Joined 02-13-03, id: 342802
Author has written 55 stories for Humor, General, Life, Humor, General, Spiritual, Action, Biography, and Song.
Well, I am now, what's the word for it? Um . . . serious? Yeah! That's it. I'm serious now. I've currently added some of my good poetry and/or songs in "Songs or Poems" and I'm writing a (possibly short) story about a new-age nazism.
Slut Man and The Chronicles Therefore Of by John Ink reviews
New Draft. Short Chapters. Read at least one. Sluut man, Sluut Man, friendly neighborhood Slutman, gets the girl, everytime, watch out guys, it's slut man time, look out, there goes the slut maaaaaan!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 2/15/2003
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NewAge Nazism
Well. . .It will soon become the story of how racism and interpretations can change the world. Ask me if you want to know how it ends prematurely.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Published: 9/24/2006
Songs or Poems
Well. . .on a more serious note. I've become more serious.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 290 - Published: 9/24/2006
My Songs reviews
These are my songs. . .I completely forgot that I had an account here, and haven't done anything with it in about two years. So here are some of my songs. . .
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/19/2005
People That I Don't Get reviews
These are people on fictionpress that I don't get. I made it part Tragedy because it's a tragedy how stupid they are. This will be yanked off soon probably so read it now before it's extinct.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 4/14/2003
Your Horoscope reviews
So what if I'm obsessed with murderous rampages?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 2/22/2003
DF IS BACK!
Well, I'm back and this is just a bit to state it. . .HOROSCOPES COMIN' SOON, AND BY SOON I MEAN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, LOOK!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Published: 1/8/2005
An Autobiography Of a Slightly Crazy Kid reviews
My autobiography. The full name that wouldn't fit is Just a Slightly Crazy Autobiography About a Slightly Crazy Person.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 4/15/2003
My STORY of Five Ways How To Annoy People reviews
Try to take THAT off!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/13/2004
My Brother the Hypocrite reviews
My bro is a freaking hypocrite, I hate Cubs fans, I hate my teacher, and so on.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/8/2004
Stand Up Comedy reviews
I'm trying out a little, and I mean VERY little, stand up comedy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/8/2004
Quotes reviews
What we say when we're bored..and outisde school.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/5/2004
UFO Chickens From Outer Space reviews
Anita Bath gets obducted by aliens.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004
Murderous Rampage Poem reviews
My poem from my horoscopes, so if you liked those, you will also like these...I guess.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/5/2004
There's Something About Nothing reviews
Based on the upcoming movie that I'm making!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/2/2004
Millennium Ninjas reviews
The story of seven 'ordinary' kids, who became ninjas with awesome powers and must fight foes.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/21/2004
How to speak JAM reviews
The funny language that don't make no sense.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 6/9/2003
100th Chapter Celebration
Wow, 100 chapters with Pizza-Man, Captain Cookie, the psycho psychiatrist, and this is a mix of everyone at a party.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Published: 3/6/2004
Con Artist reviews
This is a weird tale about elves and some con artists.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/2/2004
Names Long
Something that's LIKE Long Names but slightly different and NOT cliche!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 3/2/2004
Heaven vs Hell reviews
An epic battle between Heaven and Hell, WARNING...THIS STORY CONTAINS SOME CHRISTIAN RELIGOUS ASPECTS THAT SOME MAY NOT LIKE.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004
Celebrity Thingy reviews
We've taken 10 celebrities from around the country with team YZARC(zark) and JUSPLANSUPID(jusplinsoopid), I MADE a second one, but realized it was too like Rated R you know, so, it might end up in a compilation of my trashed work that will be rated R.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/29/2003
Longer Names reviews
The stories with VERY VERY VERY long titles are back with a slightly different story line.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/14/2003
Mark's Journal reviews
It's all about Mark, and his 'girlfriends', yeah.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 10/12/2003
The Caffeinator reviews
Meet the newest member of the Insomniac group. Joseph Yekurt is stronger that the governor himself.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2003
The Greatest Song Ever in the History of Everness reviews
This is the greatest song EVER!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2003 - Published: 6/9/2003
The Schizofrenic Hypochondriac reviews
The split-personallity dude who thinks he's got a disease, oh yeah.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/11/2003
The Weekend That Almost Wasn't But Then It Was reviews
The Weekend That Almost Wasn't But Then It Was
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/10/2003
Pizza Man reviews
Josh Johnson was an ordinary person, then he was blasted by RADIOACTIVE PIZZA! Giving him amazing strength, AND he could blast hot cheese out of his wrists.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/10/2003
Worlds Funniest Stuff reviews
The title says it all and stuff like that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/23/2003
Trivia Game Show Thingy reviews
My first Game Show.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/11/2003
My Favorite Dreams reviews
Just a few of my favorite dreams, but I can't tell you about my favorite dream because fictionpress wouldn't approve of it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2003
Graduation and the Party reviews
The story of Jhonas' fictional characters, Ben Dover, Ann Dover, Lou Zer, and Mack Donalds.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003
Prank Calls Jhonas Style reviews
I, Jhonas call some people that are stupider than me! They're crazy too.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2003
The Small Dictionary of Large Words reviews
Just a few short stories about words like onomatopoeia.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2003
Long Names reviews
Read these stories with really long titles.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003
Long Names B reviews
Guess Who's back.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 3/6/2003
Dude Guy Person Man Male reviews
Ted Dumaperguy has to fight evil with extremely long sentences as Dude Guy Person Man Male.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 4/19/2003
Food Song Parodies
A few random song parodies made by me! I swear, my friend Housam likes these.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Published: 4/14/2003
Inventions That Would Be Rather Smart To Not Use reviews
Let's use these inventions James Boone.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/13/2003
Psychotic Bunnies reviews
Just an EXTREMELY STUPID STORY. IF YOU HAVE ANY BRAINS THEN DO NOT READ THIS!!!!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/12/2003
Psycho Pschology reviews
The fat and crazy guy from the last long name visits a psycho psychiatrist.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003
My Forehead Burns reviews
This is based on something that happened about two seconds ago.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003
Survey reviews
This is seriously a survey that I want you to take.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2003
Poems reviews
Just some weird poems.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/29/2003
The Beaver Song reviews
What to do if you're a beaver with a river...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2003
Ketchup versus Catsup
The Great Corn Dog War
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Published: 3/21/2003
Riding a Coller Roaster reviews
What's the difference between a Coller Roaster and Roller Coaster?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2003
Talking To Myself reviews
I NEVER EVER TALK TO MYSELF! yes you do! NO I DON'T! yes you do! SO WHAT?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/5/2003
When Bears Attack reviews
See what happens when Da Bears attack, Brian Urlacher, Anthony Thomas and Ted Washington won't be pleasent.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003
Nothing On TV
Let's see what's on tv.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 3/5/2003
The Happy, Uncrazy and Unbrainwashed Song reviews
May make you angry, crazy and brainwashed.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2003
C S Squad reviews
Captain Cookie, Captain Candy, Captain Crazy and Captain Psycho.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003
The Flatulator reviews
The Flatu...THAT SMELLS SO BAD!!!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/22/2003
Does Dracula Wear False Teeth reviews
Meet Ben Dover, Lou Zer, Mack Donalds, Jon and don't forget Captain Corn Dog!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/18/2003
Chief Blackhawk
This is my first serious piece. I originally wrote it for school.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Published: 2/18/2003