Well. . .It will soon become the story of how racism and interpretations can change the world. Ask me if you want to know how it ends prematurely.

Well. . .on a more serious note. I've become more serious.

These are my songs. . .I completely forgot that I had an account here, and haven't done anything with it in about two years. So here are some of my songs. . .

These are people on fictionpress that I don't get. I made it part Tragedy because it's a tragedy how stupid they are. This will be yanked off soon probably so read it now before it's extinct.

So what if I'm obsessed with murderous rampages?

Well, I'm back and this is just a bit to state it. . .HOROSCOPES COMIN' SOON, AND BY SOON I MEAN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, LOOK!

My autobiography. The full name that wouldn't fit is Just a Slightly Crazy Autobiography About a Slightly Crazy Person.

Try to take THAT off!

My bro is a freaking hypocrite, I hate Cubs fans, I hate my teacher, and so on.

I'm trying out a little, and I mean VERY little, stand up comedy.

What we say when we're bored..and outisde school.

Anita Bath gets obducted by aliens.

My poem from my horoscopes, so if you liked those, you will also like these...I guess.

Based on the upcoming movie that I'm making!

The story of seven 'ordinary' kids, who became ninjas with awesome powers and must fight foes.

The funny language that don't make no sense.

Wow, 100 chapters with Pizza-Man, Captain Cookie, the psycho psychiatrist, and this is a mix of everyone at a party.

This is a weird tale about elves and some con artists.

Something that's LIKE Long Names but slightly different and NOT cliche!

An epic battle between Heaven and Hell, WARNING...THIS STORY CONTAINS SOME CHRISTIAN RELIGOUS ASPECTS THAT SOME MAY NOT LIKE.

We've taken 10 celebrities from around the country with team YZARC(zark) and JUSPLANSUPID(jusplinsoopid), I MADE a second one, but realized it was too like Rated R you know, so, it might end up in a compilation of my trashed work that will be rated R.

The stories with VERY VERY VERY long titles are back with a slightly different story line.

It's all about Mark, and his 'girlfriends', yeah.

Meet the newest member of the Insomniac group. Joseph Yekurt is stronger that the governor himself.

This is the greatest song EVER!

The split-personallity dude who thinks he's got a disease, oh yeah.

The Weekend That Almost Wasn't But Then It Was

Josh Johnson was an ordinary person, then he was blasted by RADIOACTIVE PIZZA! Giving him amazing strength, AND he could blast hot cheese out of his wrists.

The title says it all and stuff like that.

My first Game Show.

Just a few of my favorite dreams, but I can't tell you about my favorite dream because fictionpress wouldn't approve of it.

The story of Jhonas' fictional characters, Ben Dover, Ann Dover, Lou Zer, and Mack Donalds.

I, Jhonas call some people that are stupider than me! They're crazy too.

Just a few short stories about words like onomatopoeia.

Read these stories with really long titles.

Guess Who's back.

Ted Dumaperguy has to fight evil with extremely long sentences as Dude Guy Person Man Male.

A few random song parodies made by me! I swear, my friend Housam likes these.

Let's use these inventions James Boone.

Just an EXTREMELY STUPID STORY. IF YOU HAVE ANY BRAINS THEN DO NOT READ THIS!!!!

The fat and crazy guy from the last long name visits a psycho psychiatrist.

This is based on something that happened about two seconds ago.

This is seriously a survey that I want you to take.

Just some weird poems.

What to do if you're a beaver with a river...

The Great Corn Dog War

What's the difference between a Coller Roaster and Roller Coaster?

I NEVER EVER TALK TO MYSELF! yes you do! NO I DON'T! yes you do! SO WHAT?

See what happens when Da Bears attack, Brian Urlacher, Anthony Thomas and Ted Washington won't be pleasent.

Let's see what's on tv.

May make you angry, crazy and brainwashed.

Captain Cookie, Captain Candy, Captain Crazy and Captain Psycho.

The Flatu...THAT SMELLS SO BAD!!!

Meet Ben Dover, Lou Zer, Mack Donalds, Jon and don't forget Captain Corn Dog!

This is my first serious piece. I originally wrote it for school.