Gwenllian
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Joined 02-18-03, id: 343284
Author has written 5 stories for General, Fantasy, Humor, and Humor.
Dydd da to all and sundry!

So, what is it you'd like to know, eh?
Perhaps that I'm frighteningly obsessive about fantasy literature? Especially anything by Tolkien.
I am an extreme Faramir fancier.

I also enjoy writing, drawing, not being seen, and kicking puppies.*

Hmmm...That's about it (well, not nearly, but I shouldn't want to disturb you any more than necessary). Right, then...Go and read the Gododdin! And then the Mabinogion! (Don't question me, or I shall be forced to notify the Voices.)

My favourite bands are Gorki's Zygotic Mwnci, Super Furry Animals, Silly Wizard, and THE POGUES! (if you've never listened to "Turkish Song of the Damned", you haven't lived!)

The Turtle moves.

And, of course, support the plucky little aspen.

*just being facetious, wrth gwrs. I would never do such a thing. DIE, POODLE!!! Heh heh...

Iechyd da!

I'm not nearly this deranged on an everyday basis. I'm just on a brief holiday to the land of Insanity, so when my mind returns, this will become far more coherent.

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The Giant Radioactive Monkey Show by MrPresident reviews
A Series of Comedy Sketches from the Giant Radioactive Monkey Team
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 45,688 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 12/10/2002
POTUS by MrPresident reviews
My view of the President of the United States and the political world in general. Caution - contains politics and a tennis ball.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,363 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 11/18/2002
The Fruitbat Diaries by Bohemian Rabbit reviews
The diaries of my good friend and sub-personality, Jim the fruitbat.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2003
Just a Day by Taffia reviews
In the sleepy little town of Machynlleth, Wales, the sheep in the pasture have never, ever moved. Now, they are...but it's not what anyone would expect.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2002 - Published: 11/6/2002
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Air Addicts Anonymous reviews
Are you now, or have you ever been, addicted to air? Do not worry! There are many like you in the world, and help is out there. No, you are not mad. The voices told you that you were perfectly sane, did they not?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2003
Poetry For The Truly Deranged reviews
Just what the title states. Very short, random musings on basically, well, nothing. Except for Namibia, Picasso, halibut, and large rocks. Have fun frolicking in my disturbed intellect!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 3/10/2003
The United Kingdom of America reviews
Join us as we take you for a ride into the chilling future. A time, my friends, when we shall have to face the axis of evil itself: Mickey Mouse.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2003
Druids Wanted! reviews
Have you got what it takes to be a Llynhwchian Druid? For the love of humanity, I certainly hope not.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/20/2003
In Days Gone By reviews
A brief sonnet reflecting on the nature of heroes and how legends fit into the modern world.Bit depressing, but decent, I thought.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2003