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Joined 03-05-03, id: 345178, Profile Updated: 05-20-08
Author has written 2 stories for Sci-Fi.

"Then said Jesus unto them plainly, Lazarus is dead."(John 11:14, thanks to the King James Bible online)

Other fun facts: in paleontology, there is such a thing as a "lazarus taxa", a group of organisms that disappear from a section of the fossil record only to reappear later on.


This is not my best work. I make no apologies for that. This is where I store bits and pieces, drafts and oddities. I work on multiple pieces at one time. Things will appear and disappear. Between drafts, characters may change names, change stories, change personalities. Caveat emptor.

Before May '08, I hadn't touched this account since...oh...early 2005? Hence Lazarus, hence the favorite authors/stories remaining unchanged. Think of it as a time capsule.


The Bear-Dog Kennel = ephemeral. That's a sweet word.

The Postman Papers = see The Blind Navigator

The Blind Navigator, or: Why FictionPress Might Get Angry At Me: Yes, I read the rule that says parts of a story must all go together into one story. Yes, the characters in The Postman Papers and The Blind Navigator (and hopefully some subsequent stories, if I can get my act together) are suspiciously similar for being separate stories. Here's the deal: The two stories are part of a larger story that when finished might be novel/novella-shaped. There is an order to the stories, much like there would be to chapters. However, I would like each part, not counting The Postman Papers, which I realize is an anecdote but not a story, to be able to stand on its own as a fully functioning short story where further background or connection to other stories is not necessary. I would like for people to read them as such. Therefore, they are not posted as many chapters in one story. If you're looking for an order, either look at the posting dates in chronological order or keep reading. 1. The Postman Papers. 2. The Blind Navigator.

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The Bitch From Hell by Whitechapel reviews
An Artist creates a legend.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2005
The Angel Factory by Ouvalyrin reviews
Rae is the one who can see the future, No-one's the one who sees the present, and Sammy can raise the dead. Together, this motley group of an angel, demon, and human (though nobody's sure who's who) try to muddle their way through life. Slash-y
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 6/11/2004
Poetry by conclusivelead reviews
Poems from late 2003 to mid-2004.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Complete
A ParaWhat? by Premeditated Chaos reviews
A short and rather ridiculous essay on paradoxes. Mainly an exercise in wordplay and punning.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2003
Lost in Hell by Galaxy Girl reviews
My feelings on a common problem that plagues the young people of the world, trapping them in a hellish nightmare of confusion and futility... Read to get the joke.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2003
Do You Want Fries With That? by PenguinsGoMoo reviews
A deeper look into the question: "Do you want fries with that" I wrote this essay for my AP English class and I loved it so much I thought I would share it with you good people.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2003
Disgruntled by SamanthaDB reviews
The tale of a postal worker and various other New Yorkers. Rated for moderate and hopefully appropriate and character-accurate use of decidedly non-G-rated words. NOW COMPLETE (the first draft, anyway)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,295 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003
The Art of Life: Cognizant Existence in Verse by Chase Darkness reviews
Song lyrics and poems regarding various aspects of life.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2003
Fire Hunter by Inion Lugh reviews
Syraina has a talent that she can't control, a deadly talent. And the only way to harness it may be to give up everything she holds dear...(work in progress)
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2003
Riskous Hibiscus by morgyse reviews
This was written half for the wordplay (I think I only made up 3-4 new words), and half for expression. I would like to continue revising this poem, so I will take suggestions and constructive criticism to heart. I review back.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2003
Sanguine Penguin, Mother Hen by morgyse reviews
My response to all the angsty poets at the end of their ropes who have gone blind without their rose-colored glasses. Loose meter, strick rhyme. Constructive criticism from you = me editting my poem and reviewing yours.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2003
Damn Wooden Horse by Simon Psyc reviews
An account of the Trojan War that's a bit... different. Funnier if you know a bit about "The Aenid," but it's not a necessity.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2003
A Conversation by Libertas reviews
Surprising, huh, that there's both humor and angst in one piece of work? If you're naive, just enjoy it for light reading. If you can look deeper, there's dry humour, mockery and too much sarcasm. It's supposed to be mocking Bush's declaration of war. Rev
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2003
The Sverdlovsk Train Junction by StarlightWarrior reviews
A dialouge among six prisoners on a train to Siberia...
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2003
For King And Country by TheSteelBlade reviews
Set in 1813, Upper Canda - When a British soldier from the Battle of the Thames awaken he finds himself in the care of a friendly farmer. But why is there an American there too? What will happen when William Henry Harrison comes to retrieve him man?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2001
The Mouse is Dirty! by Lizyrd reviews
Um, just don't ask. Really. I went down to use the computer one morning and the mouse wasn't working. Strange things happened because of this and the fact I had chocolate for breakfast.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2001
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The Blind Navigator reviews
working title By 4527, blind is a sketchy thing to be. Not that showing up as a new face with no history is any less sketchy...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
The Postman Papers
or: A Pair of Jacks. Funny, the people you run into in bars.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete